WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.550 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.550 --> 00:00:04.820 align:middle line:84% The ratios have to keep working out to 1 to 1. 00:00:04.820 --> 00:00:06.500 align:middle line:90% That's my problem. 00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:08.570 align:middle line:90% This is my Achilles' heel. 00:00:08.570 --> 00:00:15.110 align:middle line:90% 00:00:15.110 --> 00:00:21.520 align:middle line:84% You consume a world to save a world in this mechanism. 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:23.110 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:00:23.110 --> 00:00:27.040 align:middle line:90% "Hackers Can Sidejack Cookies." 00:00:27.040 --> 00:00:30.580 align:middle line:84% This is a kind of collage-homage to a couple of guys, 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:32.619 align:middle line:84% but especially to Guy L. Steele, who 00:00:32.619 --> 00:00:34.510 align:middle line:84% wrote the original Hacker's Dictionary 00:00:34.510 --> 00:00:40.090 align:middle line:90% under another rubric. 00:00:40.090 --> 00:00:45.550 align:middle line:84% It was a jargon file for nerds at MIT in the days 00:00:45.550 --> 00:00:49.000 align:middle line:84% when a lot of the online and computer stuff 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:49.930 align:middle line:90% was being developed. 00:00:49.930 --> 00:00:54.130 align:middle line:84% And it was this sub-world jargon file 00:00:54.130 --> 00:00:56.470 align:middle line:84% that got passed around of the names 00:00:56.470 --> 00:01:00.040 align:middle line:84% that they invented for what were new devices and methods. 00:01:00.040 --> 00:01:02.200 align:middle line:90% And the names are amazing. 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:08.510 align:middle line:84% This Guy L. Steele really has a place in my reverential field. 00:01:08.510 --> 00:01:10.900 align:middle line:84% I hope he never sues me for taking these things out 00:01:10.900 --> 00:01:11.950 align:middle line:90% of his dictionary. 00:01:11.950 --> 00:01:14.620 align:middle line:84% As far as I can tell, this whole new world order 00:01:14.620 --> 00:01:16.660 align:middle line:84% means I don't have to worry about copyright. 00:01:16.660 --> 00:01:18.636 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:18.636 --> 00:01:20.120 align:middle line:90% 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:21.940 align:middle line:84% So I even mentioned Eric S. Raymond, who 00:01:21.940 --> 00:01:23.635 align:middle line:84% did the Revised Hacker's Dictionary, 00:01:23.635 --> 00:01:25.510 align:middle line:84% And he did the same thing I'm doing, I think, 00:01:25.510 --> 00:01:29.110 align:middle line:84% so I don't know why I bother to mention him, but I'm worried. 00:01:29.110 --> 00:01:30.730 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:30.730 --> 00:01:32.680 align:middle line:90% "Hackers Can Sidejack Cookies." 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:35.920 align:middle line:90% To them, all the credit. 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:39.040 align:middle line:90% Although, I'm a good selector. 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:42.010 align:middle line:90% I'm a Googler par excellence. 00:01:42.010 --> 00:01:44.500 align:middle line:84% Because not everything that's entered in a dictionary 00:01:44.500 --> 00:01:48.190 align:middle line:84% is of interest, but these things are great. 00:01:48.190 --> 00:01:50.950 align:middle line:90% A beige toaster is a maggotbox. 00:01:50.950 --> 00:01:53.410 align:middle line:84% I have no idea what any of this means, I want you to know. 00:01:53.410 --> 00:01:55.330 align:middle line:84% I'm not really interested in meaning. 00:01:55.330 --> 00:01:56.962 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:56.962 --> 00:01:57.835 align:middle line:90% Get that. 00:01:57.835 --> 00:02:00.520 align:middle line:90% Get past that. 00:02:00.520 --> 00:02:03.580 align:middle line:90% A beige toaster is a maggotbox. 00:02:03.580 --> 00:02:06.760 align:middle line:90% A bit bucket is a data sink. 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:10.750 align:middle line:84% Farkled gold is a synonym for hosed. 00:02:10.750 --> 00:02:13.720 align:middle line:90% Flamage is a weenie problem. 00:02:13.720 --> 00:02:15.685 align:middle line:90% I know what that one means. 00:02:15.685 --> 00:02:17.170 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:17.170 --> 00:02:19.985 align:middle line:90% I have a feeling for that one. 00:02:19.985 --> 00:02:23.470 align:middle line:84% A berserker wizard gets no score for treasure. 00:02:23.470 --> 00:02:25.300 align:middle line:84% I think many of you know what that means. 00:02:25.300 --> 00:02:29.410 align:middle line:84% In MUDs one acknowledges a bonk with an oif. 00:02:29.410 --> 00:02:33.910 align:middle line:84% There is a cosmic bonk/oif balance. 00:02:33.910 --> 00:02:36.880 align:middle line:90% A back door is a logic bomb. 00:02:36.880 --> 00:02:39.640 align:middle line:90% A buttonhook is a hunchback. 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:43.960 align:middle line:90% Ooblick is play sludge. 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:49.300 align:middle line:84% There were published bang paths 10 hops long. 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:55.660 align:middle line:84% Designs succumbing to creeping featuritis are banana problems. 00:02:55.660 --> 00:03:00.580 align:middle line:84% I know how to spell banana, but I don't know when to stop. 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:05.560 align:middle line:84% Before you reconfigure, mount a scratch monkey. 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:08.020 align:middle line:90% A dogcow makes a moof. 00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:12.140 align:middle line:84% An aliasing bug can smack the stack. 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:14.960 align:middle line:84% Who wrote these tunes, these runes 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:17.450 align:middle line:90% you need black art to parse? 00:03:17.450 --> 00:03:19.310 align:middle line:90% Don't think it's only genius-- 00:03:19.310 --> 00:03:25.415 align:middle line:84% flaming-- humor-- dry, a briefcase of cerebral dust. 00:03:25.415 --> 00:03:30.230 align:middle line:84% A hat's a swung dash, but the daughter of the programmer 00:03:30.230 --> 00:03:33.710 align:middle line:84% has got her period, and that is serious. 00:03:33.710 --> 00:03:37.940 align:middle line:84% It's all about wetware at last, and wetware lives 00:03:37.940 --> 00:03:39.735 align:middle line:90% in meat space. 00:03:39.735 --> 00:03:42.850 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:03:42.850 --> 00:03:45.770 align:middle line:84% Now, those guys knew something, even as they 00:03:45.770 --> 00:03:50.260 align:middle line:90% were doing the unknowable. 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:51.000 align:middle line:90%