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"Pastoral."

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"There is the car,
which won't start.

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It's busted.

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And furthermore,
the damn thing's

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whirring in the
middle of the street.

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And the poor sucker
driver is pissed off.

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He's in the middle
of the street.

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The street is in Manhattan.

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And so you have to
consider what the guy

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in the white caddy behind him
might have under his coat.

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And you hope the poor
red-faced SOB's luck

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won't run from bad to worse.

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Hope he doesn't leap
from behind his wheel,

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sopping wet with embarrassment,
and scratch the other guy's

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finish.

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That's the sort of story
the post loves to fish

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from the police blotter.

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The type of incident
you were warned

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against in driving school.

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Never, never, never say a damn
thing until the police arrive,

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my instructor told me.

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And meanwhile, a crowd has
gathered, a line of cars

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idle like butter in
a fat man's vein."

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