WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.350 align:middle line:90% "Pastoral." 00:00:03.350 --> 00:00:05.570 align:middle line:84% "There is the car, which won't start. 00:00:05.570 --> 00:00:06.530 align:middle line:90% It's busted. 00:00:06.530 --> 00:00:07.988 align:middle line:84% And furthermore, the damn thing's 00:00:07.988 --> 00:00:09.530 align:middle line:84% whirring in the middle of the street. 00:00:09.530 --> 00:00:11.900 align:middle line:84% And the poor sucker driver is pissed off. 00:00:11.900 --> 00:00:13.460 align:middle line:84% He's in the middle of the street. 00:00:13.460 --> 00:00:14.943 align:middle line:90% The street is in Manhattan. 00:00:14.943 --> 00:00:16.610 align:middle line:84% And so you have to consider what the guy 00:00:16.610 --> 00:00:19.160 align:middle line:84% in the white caddy behind him might have under his coat. 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:21.920 align:middle line:84% And you hope the poor red-faced SOB's luck 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.740 align:middle line:90% won't run from bad to worse. 00:00:23.740 --> 00:00:25.670 align:middle line:84% Hope he doesn't leap from behind his wheel, 00:00:25.670 --> 00:00:28.460 align:middle line:84% sopping wet with embarrassment, and scratch the other guy's 00:00:28.460 --> 00:00:29.150 align:middle line:90% finish. 00:00:29.150 --> 00:00:31.880 align:middle line:84% That's the sort of story the post loves to fish 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:33.170 align:middle line:90% from the police blotter. 00:00:33.170 --> 00:00:35.000 align:middle line:84% The type of incident you were warned 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.350 align:middle line:90% against in driving school. 00:00:36.350 --> 00:00:39.980 align:middle line:84% Never, never, never say a damn thing until the police arrive, 00:00:39.980 --> 00:00:41.300 align:middle line:90% my instructor told me. 00:00:41.300 --> 00:00:44.840 align:middle line:84% And meanwhile, a crowd has gathered, a line of cars 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:48.400 align:middle line:84% idle like butter in a fat man's vein." 00:00:48.400 --> 00:00:49.000 align:middle line:90%