WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.290 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.290 --> 00:00:02.700 align:middle line:90% Hi there. 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:04.860 align:middle line:84% Tonight, which is actually this afternoon, 00:00:04.860 --> 00:00:08.820 align:middle line:84% we are pleased to have Craig Dworkin and Kenneth Goldsmith 00:00:08.820 --> 00:00:13.140 align:middle line:84% reading, and I just wanted to let people know one thing. 00:00:13.140 --> 00:00:14.760 align:middle line:84% I was just talking to someone who 00:00:14.760 --> 00:00:17.190 align:middle line:84% didn't realize that the building across on the other side 00:00:17.190 --> 00:00:20.910 align:middle line:84% of the breezeway is, in fact, the Poetry Center. 00:00:20.910 --> 00:00:23.670 align:middle line:84% People who have been to the Poetry Center 00:00:23.670 --> 00:00:28.350 align:middle line:84% before know of us in some old bungalows 00:00:28.350 --> 00:00:31.110 align:middle line:84% that were falling down, with books 00:00:31.110 --> 00:00:35.820 align:middle line:84% on the shelves like a personal library 00:00:35.820 --> 00:00:38.010 align:middle line:84% and most of the collection in storage. 00:00:38.010 --> 00:00:39.930 align:middle line:84% This, in fact, is the new Poetry Center. 00:00:39.930 --> 00:00:43.710 align:middle line:84% We moved in last fall, and if you haven't already 00:00:43.710 --> 00:00:45.830 align:middle line:84% been over there, please go over and check it out. 00:00:45.830 --> 00:00:49.710 align:middle line:84% We're very excited to be in this space. 00:00:49.710 --> 00:00:51.842 align:middle line:84% I think we're just about past the thinking 00:00:51.842 --> 00:00:53.550 align:middle line:84% that the university is going to come over 00:00:53.550 --> 00:00:54.330 align:middle line:90% and say, oh, I'm sorry. 00:00:54.330 --> 00:00:55.620 align:middle line:90% This wasn't for poetry at all. 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:57.040 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:57.540 align:middle line:90% 00:00:57.540 --> 00:01:04.230 align:middle line:84% And there is a Vispo exhibition, tucked into nooks and crannies 00:01:04.230 --> 00:01:06.270 align:middle line:90% and corners over there. 00:01:06.270 --> 00:01:11.010 align:middle line:84% All of the poets' books and some broadsides, chapbooks 00:01:11.010 --> 00:01:12.120 align:middle line:90% are on display. 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:14.310 align:middle line:84% There's also a collection of books. 00:01:14.310 --> 00:01:17.130 align:middle line:84% The Poetry Center is-- foremost, our reason for being 00:01:17.130 --> 00:01:21.670 align:middle line:84% is that we're a contemporary archive of poetry, 00:01:21.670 --> 00:01:26.040 align:middle line:84% so we have 65,000 books on the shelves for your use, 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:27.870 align:middle line:84% completely free and open to the public. 00:01:27.870 --> 00:01:30.630 align:middle line:84% There's also a rare book room with rare books on display 00:01:30.630 --> 00:01:33.960 align:middle line:84% upstairs, and there are librarians across the way 00:01:33.960 --> 00:01:36.040 align:middle line:84% eager to show you any of those things. 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:37.860 align:middle line:90% So welcome to the Poetry Center. 00:01:37.860 --> 00:01:39.910 align:middle line:84% I apologize for not making that clear before. 00:01:39.910 --> 00:01:40.410 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:01:40.410 --> 00:01:41.799 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:41.799 --> 00:01:44.540 align:middle line:90% 00:01:44.540 --> 00:01:45.040 align:middle line:90% Woo! 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:46.430 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:46.430 --> 00:01:53.922 align:middle line:84% Now, Craig Dworkin, monishus.org/dworkin-patmore, 00:01:53.922 --> 00:02:00.175 align:middle line:84% ubu.com/papers/all/dworkin, epc.buffalo.edu/ 00:02:00.175 --> 00:02:07.940 align:middle line:84% authors/andrewsabout, ubu.com/contemp/dworkin, 00:02:07.940 --> 00:02:14.180 align:middle line:84% english.utah.edu /eclipse/editordworkinlegion2, 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:20.140 align:middle line:84% ubu.com/concept, ubu.com/papers0kerning. 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:24.370 align:middle line:84% "One, my point is not that language poetry has had no role 00:02:24.370 --> 00:02:27.250 align:middle line:84% in building or dismantling certain careers, 00:02:27.250 --> 00:02:29.650 align:middle line:84% but rather that the sense of language poetry, 00:02:29.650 --> 00:02:33.160 align:middle line:84% as institutionally successful or a tool in the career 00:02:33.160 --> 00:02:35.350 align:middle line:84% building of professors, is like saying 00:02:35.350 --> 00:02:38.560 align:middle line:84% that Coventry Patmore has been assimilated by the academy 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:41.250 align:middle line:84% and converted into cultural capital. 00:02:41.250 --> 00:02:45.660 align:middle line:84% Two, making a more comprehensive section of the poetic record 00:02:45.660 --> 00:02:47.460 align:middle line:84% available, the scholarly consideration 00:02:47.460 --> 00:02:50.160 align:middle line:84% is imperative at a moment when the literary history 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:52.440 align:middle line:84% of the last few decades is just now beginning 00:02:52.440 --> 00:02:54.510 align:middle line:90% to be written and contested. 00:02:54.510 --> 00:02:57.090 align:middle line:84% Three, the language of these poems 00:02:57.090 --> 00:03:01.020 align:middle line:84% is motivated along multiple, but unprivileged axes. 00:03:01.020 --> 00:03:05.550 align:middle line:84% Language, in these poems, idles the gears grating. 00:03:05.550 --> 00:03:11.220 align:middle line:84% L-A-U-T-G-E-D-I-C-H-T, L-A-U-T-G-E-D-I-C-H-T, 00:03:11.220 --> 00:03:18.270 align:middle line:84% L-A-U-T-G-E-D-I-C-H-T. Five, although the 1942 inventory has 00:03:18.270 --> 00:03:21.030 align:middle line:84% been widely discredited and is no longer published, 00:03:21.030 --> 00:03:24.120 align:middle line:84% distributed, or supported, the corporation that licenses 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:27.090 align:middle line:84% the exam feels that "Legion" violates copyright. 00:03:27.090 --> 00:03:29.760 align:middle line:84% On the contrary, "Legion" is almost certainly 00:03:29.760 --> 00:03:33.630 align:middle line:84% a fair use of its source text, as protected by Title 17 00:03:33.630 --> 00:03:35.910 align:middle line:90% 107 the United States Code. 00:03:35.910 --> 00:03:40.320 align:middle line:84% However, it has been removed from this site as a courtesy. 00:03:40.320 --> 00:03:43.230 align:middle line:84% Six, the new forms and structures 00:03:43.230 --> 00:03:45.420 align:middle line:84% of conceptual writing recall a sense 00:03:45.420 --> 00:03:48.660 align:middle line:84% of artifice, constraint, and perversity that the sonnet, 00:03:48.660 --> 00:03:51.180 align:middle line:90% too, must once have had. 00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:55.170 align:middle line:84% Seven, one should always remember Benjamin's warning. 00:03:55.170 --> 00:03:57.990 align:middle line:84% "Never trust what writers say about their own writing." 00:03:57.990 --> 00:03:59.607 align:middle line:90% Please welcome Craig Dworkin. 00:03:59.607 --> 00:04:01.038 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:04:01.038 --> 00:04:08.680 align:middle line:90% 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.690 align:middle line:90% Thank you, again. 00:04:11.690 --> 00:04:15.100 align:middle line:84% I'm going to read, first off, from a book that I 00:04:15.100 --> 00:04:20.170 align:middle line:84% think may set the record for the longest production in history. 00:04:20.170 --> 00:04:28.120 align:middle line:84% The publisher has had my final proof text since 2003. 00:04:28.120 --> 00:04:29.590 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:04:29.590 --> 00:04:31.034 align:middle line:90% And I just heard that it is-- 00:04:31.034 --> 00:04:32.396 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:04:32.396 --> 00:04:34.790 align:middle line:90% 00:04:34.790 --> 00:04:39.380 align:middle line:84% --at the binders, I was told just yesterday. 00:04:39.380 --> 00:04:42.035 align:middle line:90% This is a book Kenny alluded to. 00:04:42.035 --> 00:04:45.593 align:middle line:84% It's a 19th century grammar book, called How to Parse. 00:04:45.593 --> 00:04:47.510 align:middle line:84% I'm just going to read the end of one section. 00:04:47.510 --> 00:04:49.135 align:middle line:84% Conjunction of corrective disagreement. 00:04:49.135 --> 00:04:51.453 align:middle line:84% Singular Dick promoted noun third person singular 00:04:51.453 --> 00:04:53.120 align:middle line:84% transitive present tense indicative verb 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:56.270 align:middle line:84% adverb of delicate squeamishness period. 00:04:56.270 --> 00:04:58.100 align:middle line:84% Plural first person subjective case pronoun 00:04:58.100 --> 00:05:00.290 align:middle line:84% in the sweep of rural domain transitive first person plural 00:05:00.290 --> 00:05:01.550 align:middle line:84% indicative mood present tense verb 00:05:01.550 --> 00:05:03.717 align:middle line:84% meant to mask brute power behind decorous sentiment. 00:05:03.717 --> 00:05:05.480 align:middle line:84% Relative pronoun first person pronoun 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:07.970 align:middle line:84% in the pleural of subjective colonization 00:05:07.970 --> 00:05:10.323 align:middle line:84% transitive first person plural for preposition 00:05:10.323 --> 00:05:12.740 align:middle line:84% of the infinitive and transitive infinitive taken together 00:05:12.740 --> 00:05:14.990 align:middle line:84% as a direct object in transitive third person singular 00:05:14.990 --> 00:05:17.353 align:middle line:84% present tense verb marks of quotation. 00:05:17.353 --> 00:05:19.270 align:middle line:84% Second person singular subjective case pronoun 00:05:19.270 --> 00:05:21.312 align:middle line:84% second person singular transitive indicative mood 00:05:21.312 --> 00:05:24.520 align:middle line:84% present tense for adverb used as direct object period 00:05:24.520 --> 00:05:25.720 align:middle line:90% marks of quotation. 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.600 align:middle line:84% Adverbial conjunction of logical dress marks of quotation. 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:31.060 align:middle line:84% Second person pronoun relative pronoun second person verb 00:05:31.060 --> 00:05:32.470 align:middle line:84% adverb marks of quotation understood 00:05:32.470 --> 00:05:34.595 align:middle line:84% as a subject third person singular president's verb 00:05:34.595 --> 00:05:37.930 align:middle line:90% of censure adjective period. 00:05:37.930 --> 00:05:40.943 align:middle line:84% Adverb comma adverb drawing breath to sustain some bombast 00:05:40.943 --> 00:05:42.860 align:middle line:84% indefinite article nouns in a preposition noun 00:05:42.860 --> 00:05:44.650 align:middle line:84% very elevated in the Judeo-Christian ethos 00:05:44.650 --> 00:05:47.620 align:middle line:84% to moral parentheses noun parenthesis. 00:05:47.620 --> 00:05:49.078 align:middle line:84% Cardinal Arabic numeral parenthesis 00:05:49.078 --> 00:05:50.912 align:middle line:84% conjunction marks of quotation second person 00:05:50.912 --> 00:05:53.230 align:middle line:84% singular subjective case pronoun second person singular 00:05:53.230 --> 00:05:55.105 align:middle line:84% present tense verb adverb marks of quotation. 00:05:55.105 --> 00:05:57.040 align:middle line:84% Parentheses comma plural first person 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:59.290 align:middle line:84% subjective case pronoun distributing blame 00:05:59.290 --> 00:06:03.280 align:middle line:84% across an aggregate collective subject active present complete 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:05.860 align:middle line:84% first person plural post flap Syrian verb adverbial 00:06:05.860 --> 00:06:08.110 align:middle line:84% preposition indefinite article elegiac noun generative 00:06:08.110 --> 00:06:11.130 align:middle line:84% preposition verbal noun definite article noun adverb colon 00:06:11.130 --> 00:06:11.630 align:middle line:90% m-dash. 00:06:11.630 --> 00:06:17.560 align:middle line:90% 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:18.832 align:middle line:90% There's a good part coming up. 00:06:18.832 --> 00:06:22.030 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:06:22.030 --> 00:06:24.287 align:middle line:84% Parenthesis cardinal Arabic numeral parenthesis 00:06:24.287 --> 00:06:26.620 align:middle line:84% marks of quotation third person singular neutral pronoun 00:06:26.620 --> 00:06:28.600 align:middle line:84% antecedent to the displaced relative pronoun with all 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.520 align:middle line:84% the horror of scrutiny returned due to the subsequently 00:06:30.520 --> 00:06:32.520 align:middle line:84% botched attempt to distract from the grammatical 00:06:32.520 --> 00:06:33.670 align:middle line:90% prestidigitation. 00:06:33.670 --> 00:06:36.663 align:middle line:84% Third person singular intransitive verb second person 00:06:36.663 --> 00:06:38.830 align:middle line:84% pronoun displaced relative pronoun doubly transposed 00:06:38.830 --> 00:06:41.350 align:middle line:84% incorrectly conjugation confused by false analogy verb adverb 00:06:41.350 --> 00:06:41.850 align:middle line:90% period. 00:06:41.850 --> 00:06:45.250 align:middle line:84% To the [INAUDIBLE] sentence marks of quotation conjunction 00:06:45.250 --> 00:06:47.500 align:middle line:84% of unimpeachable correction comma locative preposition 00:06:47.500 --> 00:06:49.450 align:middle line:84% verbal noun used as an adverbial phrase 00:06:49.450 --> 00:06:51.790 align:middle line:84% parenthesis cardinal Arabic numeral parentheses. 00:06:51.790 --> 00:06:53.830 align:middle line:84% Come a definite article totalitarian adjective 00:06:53.830 --> 00:06:55.810 align:middle line:84% totalitarian adjective noun verb ordinal 00:06:55.810 --> 00:06:58.267 align:middle line:84% of Anmin's complaint comma preposition 00:06:58.267 --> 00:07:00.100 align:middle line:84% of the infinitive transitive infinitive verb 00:07:00.100 --> 00:07:01.220 align:middle line:84% relative pronoun marks of quotation 00:07:01.220 --> 00:07:03.130 align:middle line:84% now marks of quotation verb comma adverb 00:07:03.130 --> 00:07:05.260 align:middle line:84% noun taken as an adverbial phrase passive 00:07:05.260 --> 00:07:08.110 align:middle line:84% participle split from spur verb by [? infamous ?] 00:07:08.110 --> 00:07:09.550 align:middle line:90% qualification. 00:07:09.550 --> 00:07:11.920 align:middle line:84% Adverb marks of quotation noun semicolon mask quotation 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:14.200 align:middle line:84% ordinal of exasperation comma relative pronoun 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:16.540 align:middle line:84% indefinite article noun passive verbal pairing adverbial 00:07:16.540 --> 00:07:18.940 align:middle line:84% preposition marks limitation pronoun pronoun verb 00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:21.850 align:middle line:90% adverb verb pronoun semicolon. 00:07:21.850 --> 00:07:23.863 align:middle line:84% Marks of quotation ordinal of pain tribulation 00:07:23.863 --> 00:07:25.780 align:middle line:84% comma relative pronoun marks of quotation noun 00:07:25.780 --> 00:07:27.447 align:middle line:84% marks of quotation verb definite article 00:07:27.447 --> 00:07:29.890 align:middle line:84% noun general preposition marks of quotation noun comma 00:07:29.890 --> 00:07:31.690 align:middle line:84% marks of quotation copulative conjunction 00:07:31.690 --> 00:07:34.532 align:middle line:84% foreboding the further flushing of the tail end of the stay 00:07:34.532 --> 00:07:35.740 align:middle line:90% out of [INAUDIBLE] paragraph. 00:07:35.740 --> 00:07:37.900 align:middle line:84% Noun generated preposition marks of quotation noun period. 00:07:37.900 --> 00:07:39.550 align:middle line:84% Marks of quotation definite article 00:07:39.550 --> 00:07:41.860 align:middle line:84% adjective verbal noun and transitive verb preposition 00:07:41.860 --> 00:07:43.752 align:middle line:90% m-dash. 00:07:43.752 --> 00:07:45.512 align:middle line:90% It's now the good part. 00:07:45.512 --> 00:07:47.470 align:middle line:84% Parentheses cardinal Arabic numeral parenthesis 00:07:47.470 --> 00:07:50.650 align:middle line:84% marks of quotation pronoun verb pronoun pronoun pronoun verb 00:07:50.650 --> 00:07:53.250 align:middle line:84% adverb comma marks of quotation alphabetic letter used 00:07:53.250 --> 00:07:55.750 align:middle line:84% as the abbreviation of a Latin third person singular pronoun 00:07:55.750 --> 00:07:56.080 align:middle line:90% period. 00:07:56.080 --> 00:07:57.760 align:middle line:84% Alphabetic letter used the abbreviation 00:07:57.760 --> 00:08:00.040 align:middle line:84% of a Latin singular present tense verb period. 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:03.520 align:middle line:84% In exacting clarification comma marks of quotation 00:08:03.520 --> 00:08:05.800 align:middle line:84% pronoun pronoun pronoun verb adverb 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:08.903 align:middle line:84% for pronoun period marks of quotation. 00:08:08.903 --> 00:08:11.320 align:middle line:84% Preparatory subject already intimated the exhausted author 00:08:11.320 --> 00:08:13.810 align:middle line:84% be exempted from the task of further arduous labor. 00:08:13.810 --> 00:08:16.090 align:middle line:84% Modal auxiliary further exculpatory sequestering 00:08:16.090 --> 00:08:18.670 align:middle line:84% transitive verb of hedging distance now for so far slipped 00:08:18.670 --> 00:08:21.190 align:middle line:84% from the true subject that the alibied author cannot but be 00:08:21.190 --> 00:08:24.580 align:middle line:84% excused for being too innervated to carry out yet another full 00:08:24.580 --> 00:08:25.120 align:middle line:90% analysis. 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:27.580 align:middle line:84% Draw of adverbial vertebral catastrophic dromedary 00:08:27.580 --> 00:08:30.100 align:middle line:84% and failure preposition of the infinitive infinitive 00:08:30.100 --> 00:08:32.140 align:middle line:84% verb of halfheartedly risk with broad brush 00:08:32.140 --> 00:08:34.179 align:middle line:84% partial actual preposition m-dash. 00:08:34.179 --> 00:08:36.460 align:middle line:84% Parentheses cardinal Arabic numeral parentheses 00:08:36.460 --> 00:08:40.570 align:middle line:84% marks of quotation pronoun verb adverb pronoun pronoun pronoun 00:08:40.570 --> 00:08:41.200 align:middle line:90% verb period. 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:43.165 align:middle line:84% Marks of quotation parenthesis cardinal 00:08:43.165 --> 00:08:45.040 align:middle line:84% Arabic numeral parentheses marks of quotation 00:08:45.040 --> 00:08:48.910 align:middle line:84% pronoun verb adverb pronoun pronoun pronoun verb adjective 00:08:48.910 --> 00:08:49.780 align:middle line:90% noun period. 00:08:49.780 --> 00:08:53.620 align:middle line:84% Marks of quotation pronoun verb adverb pronoun pronoun pronoun 00:08:53.620 --> 00:08:57.761 align:middle line:84% verb adjective noun period marks of quotation. 00:08:57.761 --> 00:09:00.230 align:middle line:90% And another 300 pages. 00:09:00.230 --> 00:09:03.370 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:09:03.370 --> 00:09:11.070 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:09:11.070 --> 00:09:14.070 align:middle line:84% I hereby certify that the above poem is my original work, 00:09:14.070 --> 00:09:16.470 align:middle line:84% and that all rights to this poem are mine. 00:09:16.470 --> 00:09:18.840 align:middle line:84% I'm entering this poem as an honest and true effort 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:22.333 align:middle line:84% of my personal creativity and unique artistic vision, 00:09:22.333 --> 00:09:24.000 align:middle line:84% and understand that it will be published 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:27.000 align:middle line:84% on the internet as my original work and under my own copyright 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:31.350 align:middle line:84% by the International Library of Poetry, poetry.com. 00:09:31.350 --> 00:09:34.362 align:middle line:84% The community of poets who use this form for self-expression 00:09:34.362 --> 00:09:35.820 align:middle line:84% will also be able to view and share 00:09:35.820 --> 00:09:38.340 align:middle line:84% my poem always as my original work 00:09:38.340 --> 00:09:41.850 align:middle line:84% and under my own copyright in the various ways described 00:09:41.850 --> 00:09:42.555 align:middle line:90% on this website. 00:09:42.555 --> 00:09:46.820 align:middle line:90% 00:09:46.820 --> 00:09:50.630 align:middle line:84% I'm going to read a little bit from a piece that was published 00:09:50.630 --> 00:09:54.380 align:middle line:84% in the great conceptual publishing project, which 00:09:54.380 --> 00:09:55.820 align:middle line:84% is some of you people should think 00:09:55.820 --> 00:10:01.295 align:middle line:84% of which-- it was Kenny's call to publish the unpublishable. 00:10:01.295 --> 00:10:04.520 align:middle line:84% So obviously, contradictory in the end. 00:10:04.520 --> 00:10:11.210 align:middle line:84% But a piece that simply came too late 00:10:11.210 --> 00:10:14.000 align:middle line:90% to be published any other way. 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:20.090 align:middle line:84% These are simply a week's worth of subject lines from my spam 00:10:20.090 --> 00:10:22.850 align:middle line:90% folder. 00:10:22.850 --> 00:10:27.680 align:middle line:84% A story of bereft cancer fanciful sabbatical pragmatist 00:10:27.680 --> 00:10:29.150 align:middle line:90% bop topology. 00:10:29.150 --> 00:10:34.070 align:middle line:84% Cavernous vicar pit drapery carrot bagel butterball 00:10:34.070 --> 00:10:38.810 align:middle line:84% Dalhousie aesthete blue bill corpse or acoustic. 00:10:38.810 --> 00:10:43.670 align:middle line:84% Buxton crotch inveterate transvestite lash trash 00:10:43.670 --> 00:10:48.260 align:middle line:84% impermissible protoplasmic pile barrier beaut reach barefoot 00:10:48.260 --> 00:10:55.430 align:middle line:84% record goose tiptoe neologism arid edgewise else Cambrian 00:10:55.430 --> 00:11:02.210 align:middle line:84% neuropathology Arroyo intents exuberant cashmere dome drop 00:11:02.210 --> 00:11:07.130 align:middle line:84% derivative descendant desk mares wayeth huh. 00:11:07.130 --> 00:11:11.180 align:middle line:84% Astigmatic Copernican glycerin certificate Hollywood 00:11:11.180 --> 00:11:13.250 align:middle line:90% the total regal. 00:11:13.250 --> 00:11:18.650 align:middle line:84% Supine rang bilingual Lackey wrinkle Embarcadero 00:11:18.650 --> 00:11:20.750 align:middle line:90% Argonaut oases. 00:11:20.750 --> 00:11:26.360 align:middle line:84% Patriarchy parquet mycology paranormal writs affront Cooney 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:28.250 align:middle line:90% demurred. 00:11:28.250 --> 00:11:33.020 align:middle line:84% Fabian defy tool amp enzyme Elgin 00:11:33.020 --> 00:11:36.680 align:middle line:84% cleanse chromatic vandal ball totem 00:11:36.680 --> 00:11:40.610 align:middle line:84% to beat her arrogant addend colossal broth. 00:11:40.610 --> 00:11:47.630 align:middle line:84% Dissension diagram cubbyhole harangue idiopathic Mennonite 00:11:47.630 --> 00:11:53.810 align:middle line:84% adventure its secretive Yamaka Harkin elusive bongo break down 00:11:53.810 --> 00:11:58.640 align:middle line:84% parasitic grille work wholesale Pelican hardware. 00:11:58.640 --> 00:12:02.960 align:middle line:84% Bostonian doctorly ought anthropomorphic 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:04.370 align:middle line:90% testicle toggle. 00:12:04.370 --> 00:12:11.660 align:middle line:84% Iconic cadaver haggle artificial salivate photo Ptolemy splurge. 00:12:11.660 --> 00:12:15.620 align:middle line:84% Geophysical passive it void irresolvable corset 00:12:15.620 --> 00:12:21.800 align:middle line:84% swivel de colomy nuclei tin tide Nairobi client brontosaurus 00:12:21.800 --> 00:12:23.990 align:middle line:90% Jersey. 00:12:23.990 --> 00:12:27.830 align:middle line:84% Agrarian gold berry Bellamy bowl patchwork indie 00:12:27.830 --> 00:12:31.790 align:middle line:84% adage dilatory paymaster rainbow reformatory. 00:12:31.790 --> 00:12:37.160 align:middle line:84% Paradigmatic anus shrivel sacrosanct Bible cider Bonnie 00:12:37.160 --> 00:12:41.270 align:middle line:84% brassy tatty lass sickness exude. 00:12:41.270 --> 00:12:45.560 align:middle line:84% Deemphasize fruitful asthma scuff land Mark Elder 00:12:45.560 --> 00:12:50.900 align:middle line:84% acquit nouveau balloon dune mesh judiciary trinket. 00:12:50.900 --> 00:12:58.390 align:middle line:84% Soviet cargo skunk dupitable cap cobble bobbin oyster exposure. 00:12:58.390 --> 00:13:04.340 align:middle line:84% Odometer blob light face bedfast stadium hiatus spiritual Brazil 00:13:04.340 --> 00:13:10.520 align:middle line:84% swizzle baso polyglot prototype Lizzie fatcat Missoula Doria 00:13:10.520 --> 00:13:14.975 align:middle line:84% Timberland amaranth Cantor contingent bushy beach 00:13:14.975 --> 00:13:18.020 align:middle line:90% comb concern khaki Socratic. 00:13:18.020 --> 00:13:22.220 align:middle line:84% Silent Keno candlewick respect Barrymore drugstore clothes 00:13:22.220 --> 00:13:23.400 align:middle line:90% horse concurrent. 00:13:23.400 --> 00:13:27.170 align:middle line:84% Real Spiegel site Glade slum characteristic goal 00:13:27.170 --> 00:13:29.300 align:middle line:90% size six gun. 00:13:29.300 --> 00:13:34.040 align:middle line:84% Decadent candela setback doctrinal alpine action melodic 00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:36.830 align:middle line:90% rueful argue glue. 00:13:36.830 --> 00:13:41.240 align:middle line:84% Alamo digestion legend alabaster nut hatch data 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:44.750 align:middle line:84% fallen blasphemy go-cycle dynamic razzle 00:13:44.750 --> 00:13:48.290 align:middle line:84% tuttle caliph chump lore Lahore inhabit 00:13:48.290 --> 00:13:55.220 align:middle line:84% lose Connor Eden admonish nib calcify cottony domicile doll 00:13:55.220 --> 00:13:59.360 align:middle line:84% verbosity rev. That's enough of that. 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:16.360 align:middle line:90% 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:19.810 align:middle line:84% Once in a while, I think of things too bad to talk about. 00:14:19.810 --> 00:14:24.190 align:middle line:84% Bad words, often terrible words, come into my mind. 00:14:24.190 --> 00:14:26.510 align:middle line:90% And I cannot get rid of them. 00:14:26.510 --> 00:14:29.830 align:middle line:84% I'm bothered by acid stomach several times a week. 00:14:29.830 --> 00:14:32.740 align:middle line:84% I'm likely not to speak to people until they speak to me. 00:14:32.740 --> 00:14:36.790 align:middle line:84% Often, I cross the street in order not to meet someone else. 00:14:36.790 --> 00:14:39.880 align:middle line:84% I'm often sorry because I'm so cross and grouchy. 00:14:39.880 --> 00:14:43.360 align:middle line:84% I can't understand why I've been so cross and grouchy. 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.730 align:middle line:84% I frequently ask people for advice. 00:14:45.730 --> 00:14:48.530 align:middle line:84% I'm liked by most people who knew me. 00:14:48.530 --> 00:14:50.680 align:middle line:84% I commonly wonder what hidden reason another person 00:14:50.680 --> 00:14:53.260 align:middle line:84% may have for doing something nice for me. 00:14:53.260 --> 00:14:55.880 align:middle line:84% I believe in the second coming of Christ. 00:14:55.880 --> 00:14:58.840 align:middle line:84% I find it hard to keep my mind on the task or a job. 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:00.370 align:middle line:90% I'm not afraid of mice. 00:15:00.370 --> 00:15:02.470 align:middle line:84% I'm not unusually self-conscious. 00:15:02.470 --> 00:15:04.090 align:middle line:90% I used to keep a diary. 00:15:04.090 --> 00:15:07.900 align:middle line:84% I cannot understand what I read as well as I used to. 00:15:07.900 --> 00:15:11.110 align:middle line:84% My daily life is full of things that keep me interested. 00:15:11.110 --> 00:15:14.950 align:middle line:84% At times, it has been impossible for me to keep from stealing 00:15:14.950 --> 00:15:16.930 align:middle line:90% or shoplifting something. 00:15:16.930 --> 00:15:19.420 align:middle line:84% I don't blame anyone for trying to grab everything he 00:15:19.420 --> 00:15:22.090 align:middle line:90% can to get ahead in this world. 00:15:22.090 --> 00:15:25.150 align:middle line:84% I'd rather win than lose in a game. 00:15:25.150 --> 00:15:27.010 align:middle line:84% Sometimes, I'm strongly attracted 00:15:27.010 --> 00:15:28.810 align:middle line:90% by other's personal effects-- 00:15:28.810 --> 00:15:31.150 align:middle line:84% shoes, gloves, et cetera, so that I 00:15:31.150 --> 00:15:33.370 align:middle line:84% want to handle or steal them even 00:15:33.370 --> 00:15:35.510 align:middle line:90% though I have no use for them. 00:15:35.510 --> 00:15:37.600 align:middle line:90% I've been disappointed in love. 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:40.120 align:middle line:84% I have no dread of going into a room by myself, 00:15:40.120 --> 00:15:44.110 align:middle line:84% where other people have already gathered and are talking. 00:15:44.110 --> 00:15:46.360 align:middle line:84% My family does not like the work I have chosen 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:49.940 align:middle line:84% or the work I intend to choose from my life work. 00:15:49.940 --> 00:15:51.910 align:middle line:84% I'm more sensitive than most people. 00:15:51.910 --> 00:15:54.710 align:middle line:84% At times, I hear so well it bothers me. 00:15:54.710 --> 00:15:56.200 align:middle line:90% I have no fear of water. 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:58.870 align:middle line:84% I have periods in which I feel unusually cheerful 00:15:58.870 --> 00:16:01.150 align:middle line:90% without any special reason. 00:16:01.150 --> 00:16:03.250 align:middle line:84% At times, I feel that I can make up my mind 00:16:03.250 --> 00:16:05.440 align:middle line:90% with unusually great ease. 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:09.100 align:middle line:84% I'm afraid of using a knife or anything very sharp or pointed. 00:16:09.100 --> 00:16:11.620 align:middle line:90% My feelings are not easily hurt. 00:16:11.620 --> 00:16:13.570 align:middle line:84% I've not lived right kind of life. 00:16:13.570 --> 00:16:15.880 align:middle line:90% Dirt frightens or disgusts me. 00:16:15.880 --> 00:16:17.673 align:middle line:90% Safer to trust nobody. 00:16:17.673 --> 00:16:19.090 align:middle line:84% At parties, I'm more likely to sit 00:16:19.090 --> 00:16:22.000 align:middle line:84% by myself or with just one other person than to join in 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:23.140 align:middle line:90% with the crowd. 00:16:23.140 --> 00:16:25.540 align:middle line:84% I must admit that I have, at times, been 00:16:25.540 --> 00:16:27.730 align:middle line:84% worried beyond reason over something 00:16:27.730 --> 00:16:29.390 align:middle line:90% that really did not matter. 00:16:29.390 --> 00:16:31.720 align:middle line:90% I worry over money in business. 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:33.460 align:middle line:84% When someone does me wrong, I feel 00:16:33.460 --> 00:16:35.350 align:middle line:84% I should pay him back, if I can, just 00:16:35.350 --> 00:16:37.690 align:middle line:90% for the principle of the thing. 00:16:37.690 --> 00:16:40.540 align:middle line:84% People say insulting and vulgar things about me. 00:16:40.540 --> 00:16:42.760 align:middle line:84% I'm against giving money to beggars. 00:16:42.760 --> 00:16:46.960 align:middle line:84% I readily become 100% sold on a good idea. 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:49.660 align:middle line:84% I'm very careful about my manner of dress. 00:16:49.660 --> 00:16:51.430 align:middle line:90% I would like to be a soldier. 00:16:51.430 --> 00:16:54.700 align:middle line:84% At times, I feel like picking a fistfight with someone. 00:16:54.700 --> 00:16:56.890 align:middle line:90% I'd like to be a journalist. 00:16:56.890 --> 00:16:58.360 align:middle line:90% My memory seems to be all right. 00:16:58.360 --> 00:17:00.520 align:middle line:84% I frequently have to fight against showing 00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:01.720 align:middle line:90% that I'm bashful. 00:17:01.720 --> 00:17:04.690 align:middle line:84% My hardest battles are with myself. 00:17:04.690 --> 00:17:07.450 align:middle line:84% At times, I feel like smashing things. 00:17:07.450 --> 00:17:09.358 align:middle line:90% I have very few headaches. 00:17:09.358 --> 00:17:10.900 align:middle line:84% It's all right to get around the law, 00:17:10.900 --> 00:17:13.085 align:middle line:90% if you don't actually break it. 00:17:13.085 --> 00:17:14.710 align:middle line:84% When I leave home, I do not worry about 00:17:14.710 --> 00:17:17.410 align:middle line:84% whether the door is locked and the windows closed. 00:17:17.410 --> 00:17:19.540 align:middle line:90% I like repairing a door latch. 00:17:19.540 --> 00:17:21.640 align:middle line:84% At times, I have the strong urge to do 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:23.950 align:middle line:90% something harmful or shocking. 00:17:23.950 --> 00:17:26.500 align:middle line:84% I would like to wear expensive clothes. 00:17:26.500 --> 00:17:29.020 align:middle line:84% Someone has been trying to rob me. 00:17:29.020 --> 00:17:35.450 align:middle line:84% There are persons who are trying to steal my thoughts and ideas. 00:17:35.450 --> 00:17:35.950 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:17:35.950 --> 00:17:38.110 align:middle line:84% That goes on, too, but you get the idea. 00:17:38.110 --> 00:17:46.150 align:middle line:84% And as Frances said, the company that administers the copyright 00:17:46.150 --> 00:17:51.010 align:middle line:84% to the true/false questions of the Minnesota Multiphasic 00:17:51.010 --> 00:17:54.370 align:middle line:84% Personality Inventory felt that I was stealing their thoughts 00:17:54.370 --> 00:18:03.580 align:middle line:84% and ideas, and began the process of suing me over this. 00:18:03.580 --> 00:18:08.042 align:middle line:84% So, I took it down as a courtesy in part 00:18:08.042 --> 00:18:10.000 align:middle line:84% because I wasn't sleeping, and thought I really 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:14.290 align:middle line:90% didn't want to add any stress. 00:18:14.290 --> 00:18:21.960 align:middle line:84% But it let me write a truly now confessional, expressive poem. 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:25.740 align:middle line:84% In fact, this is the most confessional poem 00:18:25.740 --> 00:18:28.020 align:middle line:90% that I think I could write. 00:18:28.020 --> 00:18:28.780 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:28.780 --> 00:18:29.280 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:29.280 --> 00:18:31.680 align:middle line:90% Yes, bouy, oreoli, eutrapelia. 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:32.250 align:middle line:90% No. 00:18:32.250 --> 00:18:33.310 align:middle line:90% Probably not. 00:18:33.310 --> 00:18:36.210 align:middle line:90% No, no, no, no. 00:18:36.210 --> 00:18:36.880 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:37.380 align:middle line:90% Don't know. 00:18:37.380 --> 00:18:38.430 align:middle line:90% False. 00:18:38.430 --> 00:18:39.210 align:middle line:90% Certainly not. 00:18:39.210 --> 00:18:39.960 align:middle line:90% No. 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:40.830 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:40.830 --> 00:18:41.520 align:middle line:90% False. 00:18:41.520 --> 00:18:42.340 align:middle line:90% No, never. 00:18:42.340 --> 00:18:42.840 align:middle line:90% No. 00:18:42.840 --> 00:18:43.470 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:18:43.470 --> 00:18:44.280 align:middle line:90% No. 00:18:44.280 --> 00:18:45.300 align:middle line:90% Not really. 00:18:45.300 --> 00:18:46.260 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:18:46.260 --> 00:18:46.880 align:middle line:90% No. 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:49.554 align:middle line:84% Isn't that the definition of love? 00:18:49.554 --> 00:18:50.382 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:50.382 --> 00:18:51.190 align:middle line:90% False. 00:18:51.190 --> 00:18:51.690 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:51.690 --> 00:18:52.440 align:middle line:90% False. 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:53.130 align:middle line:90% True. 00:18:53.130 --> 00:18:54.330 align:middle line:90% Yeah, I guess I do. 00:18:54.330 --> 00:18:56.960 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:18:56.960 --> 00:18:58.130 align:middle line:90% Maybe. 00:18:58.130 --> 00:18:59.010 align:middle line:90% These are all honest. 00:18:59.010 --> 00:19:00.290 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:00.290 --> 00:19:01.010 align:middle line:90% False. 00:19:01.010 --> 00:19:01.590 align:middle line:90% False. 00:19:01.590 --> 00:19:03.080 align:middle line:90% Let's put it a little strongly. 00:19:03.080 --> 00:19:03.980 align:middle line:90% Probably. 00:19:03.980 --> 00:19:04.640 align:middle line:90% True. 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:05.990 align:middle line:90% Yes, I must admit that. 00:19:05.990 --> 00:19:07.160 align:middle line:90% I must admit that. 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:07.680 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:19:07.680 --> 00:19:08.180 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:19:08.180 --> 00:19:09.200 align:middle line:90% How would I know? 00:19:09.200 --> 00:19:09.810 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:09.810 --> 00:19:10.310 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:19:10.310 --> 00:19:12.260 align:middle line:90% No, no, no. 00:19:12.260 --> 00:19:13.290 align:middle line:90% Not really. 00:19:13.290 --> 00:19:14.420 align:middle line:90% No, that-- that'd be fine. 00:19:14.420 --> 00:19:15.110 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:19:15.110 --> 00:19:15.840 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:15.840 --> 00:19:17.120 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:17.120 --> 00:19:18.590 align:middle line:90% On rare occasion. 00:19:18.590 --> 00:19:19.310 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:19.310 --> 00:19:20.060 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:19:20.060 --> 00:19:20.690 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:20.690 --> 00:19:21.400 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:22.260 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:22.260 --> 00:19:22.910 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:22.910 --> 00:19:23.870 align:middle line:90% Someone did. 00:19:23.870 --> 00:19:24.830 align:middle line:90% I hope so. 00:19:24.830 --> 00:19:25.970 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:25.970 --> 00:19:26.480 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:27.740 align:middle line:90% No, not really. 00:19:27.740 --> 00:19:28.280 align:middle line:90% True. 00:19:28.280 --> 00:19:29.210 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:31.070 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't put it that way. 00:19:31.070 --> 00:19:32.930 align:middle line:90% No, no, no. 00:19:32.930 --> 00:19:36.860 align:middle line:90% Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes. 00:19:36.860 --> 00:19:37.400 align:middle line:90% True. 00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:39.050 align:middle line:90% I guess. 00:19:39.050 --> 00:19:39.650 align:middle line:90% I doubt it. 00:19:39.650 --> 00:19:40.490 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:40.490 --> 00:19:41.090 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:41.090 --> 00:19:42.710 align:middle line:90% No, no, no. 00:19:42.710 --> 00:19:43.280 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:43.280 --> 00:19:44.540 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:44.540 --> 00:19:45.380 align:middle line:90% Probably. 00:19:45.380 --> 00:19:46.070 align:middle line:90% False. 00:19:46.070 --> 00:19:47.120 align:middle line:90% True. 00:19:47.120 --> 00:19:47.690 align:middle line:90% Maybe. 00:19:47.690 --> 00:19:48.800 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:48.800 --> 00:19:50.315 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't call that an artist. 00:19:50.315 --> 00:19:51.850 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:19:51.850 --> 00:19:53.320 align:middle line:90% Not serious. 00:19:53.320 --> 00:19:54.160 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:55.250 align:middle line:90% No, I'd kill them. 00:19:55.250 --> 00:19:55.750 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:55.750 --> 00:19:58.100 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:19:58.100 --> 00:19:59.120 align:middle line:90% No. 00:19:59.120 --> 00:20:00.460 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:20:00.460 --> 00:20:01.760 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:02.360 align:middle line:90% True. 00:20:02.360 --> 00:20:07.130 align:middle line:90% No, no, no, no, no. 00:20:07.130 --> 00:20:08.480 align:middle line:90% I think that's a no. 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:09.680 align:middle line:90% Certainly not. 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:10.550 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:20:10.550 --> 00:20:11.330 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:11.330 --> 00:20:12.170 align:middle line:90% Of course. 00:20:12.170 --> 00:20:13.100 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:20:13.100 --> 00:20:14.460 align:middle line:90% My people? 00:20:14.460 --> 00:20:15.440 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:16.370 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:16.370 --> 00:20:17.510 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't say that. 00:20:17.510 --> 00:20:18.350 align:middle line:90% Sometimes. 00:20:18.350 --> 00:20:19.880 align:middle line:90% True Yes. 00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:21.770 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:21.770 --> 00:20:23.390 align:middle line:90% Yeah, no. 00:20:23.390 --> 00:20:24.410 align:middle line:90% No, never. 00:20:24.410 --> 00:20:25.850 align:middle line:90% Probably. 00:20:25.850 --> 00:20:29.120 align:middle line:84% No, I don't even know what drop the handkerchief is. 00:20:29.120 --> 00:20:29.960 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:33.080 align:middle line:90% No, absolutely not. 00:20:33.080 --> 00:20:34.070 align:middle line:90% I guess. 00:20:34.070 --> 00:20:34.580 align:middle line:90% Nah. 00:20:34.580 --> 00:20:35.270 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:35.270 --> 00:20:36.830 align:middle line:90% Not really, no. 00:20:36.830 --> 00:20:37.720 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:38.550 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:38.550 --> 00:20:39.050 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:39.050 --> 00:20:40.550 align:middle line:90% Yeah, actually. 00:20:40.550 --> 00:20:41.780 align:middle line:90% Yes, definitely. 00:20:41.780 --> 00:20:42.590 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:20:42.590 --> 00:20:44.270 align:middle line:90% Not really. 00:20:44.270 --> 00:20:45.560 align:middle line:90% Probably not. 00:20:45.560 --> 00:20:46.190 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:46.190 --> 00:20:47.390 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:47.390 --> 00:20:48.140 align:middle line:90% Negative. 00:20:48.140 --> 00:20:49.580 align:middle line:90% Yeah, lately. 00:20:49.580 --> 00:20:50.870 align:middle line:90% Recently, yes. 00:20:50.870 --> 00:20:51.620 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:51.620 --> 00:20:52.790 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:20:52.790 --> 00:20:54.080 align:middle line:90% No. 00:20:54.080 --> 00:20:56.540 align:middle line:90% Not since I was a kid, no. 00:20:56.540 --> 00:20:57.470 align:middle line:90% True. 00:20:57.470 --> 00:20:58.820 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:20:58.820 --> 00:21:00.620 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:21:00.620 --> 00:21:02.180 align:middle line:90% I don't know. 00:21:02.180 --> 00:21:03.680 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't say that. 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:05.630 align:middle line:90% I don't think so. 00:21:05.630 --> 00:21:07.370 align:middle line:90% Dread is probably too strong. 00:21:07.370 --> 00:21:10.340 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:21:10.340 --> 00:21:11.780 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:11.780 --> 00:21:13.550 align:middle line:90% But that sounds good, actually. 00:21:13.550 --> 00:21:14.360 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:14.360 --> 00:21:15.540 align:middle line:90% Maybe. 00:21:15.540 --> 00:21:16.400 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:17.570 align:middle line:90% No, it doesn't matter. 00:21:17.570 --> 00:21:18.650 align:middle line:90% I don't think so. 00:21:18.650 --> 00:21:19.580 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:19.580 --> 00:21:20.270 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:21:20.270 --> 00:21:21.290 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:21.290 --> 00:21:22.730 align:middle line:90% No, no. 00:21:22.730 --> 00:21:23.600 align:middle line:90% No, I'm not. 00:21:23.600 --> 00:21:24.600 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:24.600 --> 00:21:25.900 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:25.900 --> 00:21:26.960 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:27.830 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:27.830 --> 00:21:28.610 align:middle line:90% True. 00:21:28.610 --> 00:21:29.750 align:middle line:90% Yes, lately. 00:21:29.750 --> 00:21:31.550 align:middle line:90% No, I wouldn't say that. 00:21:31.550 --> 00:21:33.170 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:33.170 --> 00:21:35.090 align:middle line:90% No, though I often do. 00:21:35.090 --> 00:21:35.690 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:21:35.690 --> 00:21:36.680 align:middle line:90% Yes, always. 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:37.250 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:39.260 align:middle line:90% Yeah, I guess. 00:21:39.260 --> 00:21:39.950 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:39.950 --> 00:21:42.290 align:middle line:90% Well within reason true. 00:21:42.290 --> 00:21:44.190 align:middle line:90% False. 00:21:44.190 --> 00:21:46.680 align:middle line:90% Probably as a kid. 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:47.520 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:47.520 --> 00:21:48.380 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:48.380 --> 00:21:50.910 align:middle line:84% No, of course, you think I'm crazy? 00:21:50.910 --> 00:21:52.020 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:52.020 --> 00:21:53.370 align:middle line:90% No, thankfully. 00:21:53.370 --> 00:21:55.230 align:middle line:90% No, no, just the opposite. 00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:56.130 align:middle line:90% No, it does. 00:21:56.130 --> 00:21:56.940 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:56.940 --> 00:21:57.870 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:57.870 --> 00:21:59.220 align:middle line:90% No. 00:21:59.220 --> 00:22:00.900 align:middle line:90% I don't think so. 00:22:00.900 --> 00:22:02.910 align:middle line:90% Didn't you ask that already? 00:22:02.910 --> 00:22:03.870 align:middle line:90% I guess. 00:22:03.870 --> 00:22:06.330 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:06.330 --> 00:22:07.950 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:22:07.950 --> 00:22:10.260 align:middle line:90% That's probably true. 00:22:10.260 --> 00:22:11.730 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:11.730 --> 00:22:14.040 align:middle line:90% Isn't that necessarily so? 00:22:14.040 --> 00:22:17.430 align:middle line:84% Well, yeah, but not especially true. 00:22:17.430 --> 00:22:18.360 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:18.360 --> 00:22:21.133 align:middle line:90% Not really. 00:22:21.133 --> 00:22:23.550 align:middle line:84% No, but isn't that what this test is supposed to discover? 00:22:23.550 --> 00:22:25.083 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:22:25.083 --> 00:22:26.350 align:middle line:90% False. 00:22:26.350 --> 00:22:34.460 align:middle line:84% False, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, 00:22:34.460 --> 00:22:41.890 align:middle line:84% false, true, true, true, true, false, true, true, false, 00:22:41.890 --> 00:22:43.230 align:middle line:90% false, false. 00:22:43.230 --> 00:22:45.070 align:middle line:90% Things are getting easier. 00:22:45.070 --> 00:22:46.240 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:47.440 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:49.810 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't say unusually. 00:22:49.810 --> 00:22:51.050 align:middle line:90% True. 00:22:51.050 --> 00:22:56.890 align:middle line:84% False, true, false, false, false, true, false. 00:22:56.890 --> 00:22:57.810 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:22:57.810 --> 00:23:01.030 align:middle line:90% False, false, false. 00:23:01.030 --> 00:23:03.400 align:middle line:84% True, though, it's not a big deal. 00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:07.810 align:middle line:90% False, true, false, false, sure. 00:23:07.810 --> 00:23:09.670 align:middle line:90% Not really. 00:23:09.670 --> 00:23:11.200 align:middle line:90% True, I guess. 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.760 align:middle line:90% Not really, no. 00:23:12.760 --> 00:23:15.580 align:middle line:90% Well, yeah, not recently. 00:23:15.580 --> 00:23:22.810 align:middle line:84% False, true, false, false, true, true, false, false, false, 00:23:22.810 --> 00:23:24.370 align:middle line:90% true. 00:23:24.370 --> 00:23:25.030 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:23:25.030 --> 00:23:29.800 align:middle line:90% False, true, false, true, yeah. 00:23:29.800 --> 00:23:31.600 align:middle line:90% No, I don't think so. 00:23:31.600 --> 00:23:33.040 align:middle line:90% False, I guess. 00:23:33.040 --> 00:23:33.680 align:middle line:90% True. 00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:34.840 align:middle line:90% That's probably true. 00:23:34.840 --> 00:23:35.440 align:middle line:90% True. 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:37.090 align:middle line:90% No, that sounds scary. 00:23:37.090 --> 00:23:38.590 align:middle line:90% False. 00:23:38.590 --> 00:23:39.400 align:middle line:90% Probably. 00:23:39.400 --> 00:23:40.360 align:middle line:90% False. 00:23:40.360 --> 00:23:41.260 align:middle line:90% False. 00:23:41.260 --> 00:23:42.820 align:middle line:90% False. 00:23:42.820 --> 00:23:43.450 align:middle line:90% Depends. 00:23:43.450 --> 00:23:46.290 align:middle line:90% True, false, false, false. 00:23:46.290 --> 00:23:48.220 align:middle line:90% Sure, true. 00:23:48.220 --> 00:23:49.510 align:middle line:90% Sure, yeah. 00:23:49.510 --> 00:23:50.890 align:middle line:90% Probably. 00:23:50.890 --> 00:23:52.840 align:middle line:90% False. 00:23:52.840 --> 00:23:53.770 align:middle line:90% Sure. 00:23:53.770 --> 00:23:59.890 align:middle line:84% False, false, false, false, false, false, false. 00:23:59.890 --> 00:24:00.400 align:middle line:90% Thank you. 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:18.900 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:24:18.900 --> 00:24:19.870 align:middle line:90% That was great. 00:24:19.870 --> 00:24:22.440 align:middle line:84% Do you know how to put this screen down 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:27.810 align:middle line:84% because it's starting to be the blinding hour? 00:24:27.810 --> 00:24:28.770 align:middle line:90% Tony, yes. 00:24:28.770 --> 00:24:29.713 align:middle line:90% Tony is our volunteer. 00:24:29.713 --> 00:24:31.380 align:middle line:84% He knows the building better than we do. 00:24:31.380 --> 00:24:35.230 align:middle line:90% 00:24:35.230 --> 00:24:36.100 align:middle line:90% Thank you, Tony. 00:24:36.100 --> 00:24:39.900 align:middle line:90% 00:24:39.900 --> 00:24:40.530 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:24:40.530 --> 00:24:42.240 align:middle line:84% You over there, who's being blinded. 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:43.327 align:middle line:90% We know. 00:24:43.327 --> 00:24:44.160 align:middle line:90% We're getting to it. 00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:47.410 align:middle line:90% 00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:49.780 align:middle line:90% Thank you. 00:24:49.780 --> 00:24:53.203 align:middle line:84% Kenneth Goldsmith-- epc.buffalo.edu/ 00:24:53.203 --> 00:24:54.347 align:middle line:90% authors/goldsmith-- 00:24:54.347 --> 00:24:57.850 align:middle line:90% 00:24:57.850 --> 00:25:04.450 align:middle line:84% if it doesn't exist, dot html, artconnect.com/feature/article, 00:25:04.450 --> 00:25:07.335 align:middle line:84% poetryfoundation.org, Harriet, ubu.com/papers/goldsmith 00:25:07.335 --> 00:25:08.495 align:middle line:90% command. 00:25:08.495 --> 00:25:13.030 align:middle line:90% 00:25:13.030 --> 00:25:18.030 align:middle line:84% One-- I, too, have had an experience similar 00:25:18.030 --> 00:25:19.710 align:middle line:90% to Marjorie's. 00:25:19.710 --> 00:25:22.350 align:middle line:90% Two-- But, yeah. 00:25:22.350 --> 00:25:24.150 align:middle line:90% It bothers me. 00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:27.000 align:middle line:84% Museums can't do it, because they've got to get permission. 00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:28.650 align:middle line:84% They've got to get through hoops. 00:25:28.650 --> 00:25:29.860 align:middle line:90% They've got to pay. 00:25:29.860 --> 00:25:31.280 align:middle line:90% They've got to do contracts. 00:25:31.280 --> 00:25:33.030 align:middle line:84% They've got to do everything, and we don't 00:25:33.030 --> 00:25:34.410 align:middle line:90% have to do any of that shit. 00:25:34.410 --> 00:25:37.740 align:middle line:84% I haven't written a contract in my life for anything on UbuWeb. 00:25:37.740 --> 00:25:38.855 align:middle line:90% It doesn't exist. 00:25:38.855 --> 00:25:40.980 align:middle line:84% And by the way, the plug could get pulled tomorrow, 00:25:40.980 --> 00:25:42.355 align:middle line:84% and the whole thing could vanish. 00:25:42.355 --> 00:25:44.880 align:middle line:90% We've come close. 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:48.300 align:middle line:84% Three-- Any avantist who made a point of killing art, 00:25:48.300 --> 00:25:50.010 align:middle line:90% did it with impeccable taste. 00:25:50.010 --> 00:25:54.390 align:middle line:84% Hence, its ultimate absorption into the canon of art. 00:25:54.390 --> 00:25:59.070 align:middle line:84% Four-- I prefer email to hugs, culture to nature, 00:25:59.070 --> 00:26:01.200 align:middle line:84% air conditioning to gentle breezes, 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:05.550 align:middle line:84% fluorescent lighting to tropical sunsets, theft to originality, 00:26:05.550 --> 00:26:08.580 align:middle line:84% falsification to truth, the manufactured 00:26:08.580 --> 00:26:12.910 align:middle line:84% to the handcrafted, Barry Bonds to Hank Aaron, and value art 00:26:12.910 --> 00:26:14.625 align:middle line:84% as if it's more than life itself. 00:26:14.625 --> 00:26:17.210 align:middle line:90% 00:26:17.210 --> 00:26:21.770 align:middle line:84% Five-- My most cherished books are the various anthologies 00:26:21.770 --> 00:26:24.210 align:middle line:90% that appeared in the 1960s. 00:26:24.210 --> 00:26:27.260 align:middle line:84% Six-- Most likely, you can't understand 00:26:27.260 --> 00:26:30.230 align:middle line:84% a word I'm saying even though it's your native language. 00:26:30.230 --> 00:26:34.250 align:middle line:84% The air is now thick with sound posing as language. 00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:37.130 align:middle line:84% Seven-- We shall reminisce about the time 00:26:37.130 --> 00:26:40.460 align:middle line:84% when human beings still wrote poetry for other humans. 00:26:40.460 --> 00:26:42.170 align:middle line:84% Please welcome Kenneth Goldsmith. 00:26:42.170 --> 00:26:50.400 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:52.390 align:middle line:84% Aren't those introductions incredible? 00:26:52.390 --> 00:26:52.890 align:middle line:90% Yes. 00:26:52.890 --> 00:26:53.390 align:middle line:90% They are. 00:26:53.390 --> 00:26:56.370 align:middle line:84% I'm going to collect them all, and post them on the Poetry 00:26:56.370 --> 00:26:59.310 align:middle line:84% Foundation blog because I think she's writing some 00:26:59.310 --> 00:27:01.140 align:middle line:90% of the best poetry we've heard. 00:27:01.140 --> 00:27:04.810 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:27:04.810 --> 00:27:07.900 align:middle line:90% Charles, are you recanting? 00:27:07.900 --> 00:27:09.110 align:middle line:90% Yeah, you've got a contract? 00:27:09.110 --> 00:27:09.610 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:27:09.610 --> 00:27:10.985 align:middle line:84% We don't give contracts, Charles. 00:27:10.985 --> 00:27:15.660 align:middle line:90% 00:27:15.660 --> 00:27:17.670 align:middle line:84% Well, since were talking about it earlier. 00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:20.145 align:middle line:84% How about a little excerpt from "The Day." 00:27:20.145 --> 00:27:22.740 align:middle line:90% 00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:25.350 align:middle line:84% All the news that's fit to print The New York Times Late 00:27:25.350 --> 00:27:25.860 align:middle line:90% Edition. 00:27:25.860 --> 00:27:29.340 align:middle line:84% New York today, mainly sunny and noticeably less humid. 00:27:29.340 --> 00:27:30.570 align:middle line:90% High 79. 00:27:30.570 --> 00:27:32.190 align:middle line:90% Tonight, clear low 62. 00:27:32.190 --> 00:27:34.560 align:middle line:84% Tomorrow, sunny and cool, high 76. 00:27:34.560 --> 00:27:37.020 align:middle line:90% Yesterday, high 86, low 73. 00:27:37.020 --> 00:27:43.350 align:middle line:84% Weather map is on page D8, Volume CL, Number 51,873 00:27:43.350 --> 00:27:45.300 align:middle line:90% Copyright 2001. 00:27:45.300 --> 00:27:46.530 align:middle line:90% The New York Times. 00:27:46.530 --> 00:27:50.430 align:middle line:84% New York, Tuesday, September 11th 2001. 00:27:50.430 --> 00:27:53.790 align:middle line:84% One dollar beyond greater New York metropolitan area. 00:27:53.790 --> 00:27:55.710 align:middle line:90% $0.75 photographs. 00:27:55.710 --> 00:27:58.890 align:middle line:84% Clockwise from top left by Librado Romero, 00:27:58.890 --> 00:28:01.560 align:middle line:84% Ruby Washington, Ruth Fremson, and James Estrin. 00:28:01.560 --> 00:28:02.550 align:middle line:90% The New York Times. 00:28:02.550 --> 00:28:05.190 align:middle line:90% September 10th 2001. 00:28:05.190 --> 00:28:06.750 align:middle line:84% The homestretch-- on the last day 00:28:06.750 --> 00:28:08.700 align:middle line:84% of campaigning, the mayoral candidate 00:28:08.700 --> 00:28:10.170 align:middle line:90% scour the city for votes. 00:28:10.170 --> 00:28:14.825 align:middle line:84% Clockwise, top-- Peter F. Vallone, Alan G. Hevesi, 00:28:14.825 --> 00:28:16.200 align:middle line:84% and Mark Green talked with voters 00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:17.550 align:middle line:90% in Brooklyn and Manhattan. 00:28:17.550 --> 00:28:20.520 align:middle line:84% The polls are open from 6:00 AM to 9:00 PM. 00:28:20.520 --> 00:28:21.660 align:middle line:90% Page B1. 00:28:21.660 --> 00:28:24.810 align:middle line:84% Nuclear Booty: More Smugglers Use Asia Route 00:28:24.810 --> 00:28:26.130 align:middle line:90% by Douglas Frantz. 00:28:26.130 --> 00:28:29.010 align:middle line:90% Istanbul, September 10 2001. 00:28:29.010 --> 00:28:31.830 align:middle line:84% The police in Batumi, a Black Sea port in Georgia, 00:28:31.830 --> 00:28:33.570 align:middle line:84% heard a rumor in July that someone 00:28:33.570 --> 00:28:36.390 align:middle line:84% wanted to sell several pounds of high-grade uranium 00:28:36.390 --> 00:28:37.980 align:middle line:90% for $100,000. 00:28:37.980 --> 00:28:39.960 align:middle line:84% The most tantalizing aspect of the tip 00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:43.260 align:middle line:84% was that one of the sellers was allegedly a Georgian Army 00:28:43.260 --> 00:28:44.100 align:middle line:90% officer. 00:28:44.100 --> 00:28:48.390 align:middle line:84% All sorts of scoundrels have tried smuggling nuclear weapons 00:28:48.390 --> 00:28:49.570 align:middle line:90% in recent years. 00:28:49.570 --> 00:28:52.620 align:middle line:84% Many are amateurs-- most of what they try to peddle 00:28:52.620 --> 00:28:54.780 align:middle line:90% proves useless for making bombs. 00:28:54.780 --> 00:28:57.030 align:middle line:84% But the possible involvement of an army officer 00:28:57.030 --> 00:29:00.000 align:middle line:84% gave the Batumi case a measure of deadly seriousness, 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.370 align:middle line:84% beyond its status as another example 00:29:02.370 --> 00:29:04.290 align:middle line:84% of how the smuggling of nuclear material 00:29:04.290 --> 00:29:05.940 align:middle line:90% has shifted to Central Asia. 00:29:05.940 --> 00:29:10.650 align:middle line:84% On the morning of July 20, 2001, the local anti-terrorist squad 00:29:10.650 --> 00:29:12.960 align:middle line:84% burst into the small hotel room near the port, 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.370 align:middle line:90% just outside the Turkish border. 00:29:14.370 --> 00:29:17.400 align:middle line:84% They arrested four men, including an army captain 00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:19.230 align:middle line:90% named Shota Geladze. 00:29:19.230 --> 00:29:22.620 align:middle line:84% On the floor, in a glass jar wrapped in plastic, 00:29:22.620 --> 00:29:26.670 align:middle line:84% sat nearly four pounds of enriched uranium 235, 00:29:26.670 --> 00:29:28.410 align:middle line:84% according to one of the police officers. 00:29:28.410 --> 00:29:31.470 align:middle line:84% The quantity was less than it was usually required 00:29:31.470 --> 00:29:33.960 align:middle line:90% to make a small atomic bomb. 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.540 align:middle line:84% The Giants allowed touchdowns in every quarter 00:29:36.540 --> 00:29:40.320 align:middle line:84% as host Denver of Broncos rolled to a 31-20 victory. 00:29:40.320 --> 00:29:42.020 align:middle line:90% Sports Tuesday, Page D1. 00:29:42.020 --> 00:29:43.620 align:middle line:90% September 10, 2001. 00:29:43.620 --> 00:29:45.450 align:middle line:90% Debate Over Shark Attacks. 00:29:45.450 --> 00:29:47.970 align:middle line:84% Commercial fishermen are at odds with scientists 00:29:47.970 --> 00:29:51.430 align:middle line:84% over the recent spate of highly publicized shark attacks. 00:29:51.430 --> 00:29:53.400 align:middle line:90% Science Times, Page F1. 00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:56.190 align:middle line:84% Scientists Urge Bigger Supply of Stem Cells. 00:29:56.190 --> 00:30:00.310 align:middle line:84% Report backs cloning strict arsenic limit saw. 00:30:00.310 --> 00:30:02.310 align:middle line:90% September 10, 2001. 00:30:02.310 --> 00:30:04.620 align:middle line:84% Strict standards for arsenic in drinking water, 00:30:04.620 --> 00:30:07.380 align:middle line:84% suspended by the Bush administration, were justified, 00:30:07.380 --> 00:30:08.430 align:middle line:90% experts have concluded. 00:30:08.430 --> 00:30:09.450 align:middle line:90% Page A20. 00:30:09.450 --> 00:30:12.810 align:middle line:84% Key Leaders Talk of Possible Deals To Revive Economy. 00:30:12.810 --> 00:30:14.070 align:middle line:90% Bush is under pressure. 00:30:14.070 --> 00:30:15.960 align:middle line:90% Lot open to more tax cuts. 00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.810 align:middle line:84% Democrats seize temporary dip into social security. 00:30:18.810 --> 00:30:21.930 align:middle line:84% By Alison Mitchell and Richard W. Stevenson. 00:30:21.930 --> 00:30:24.330 align:middle line:90% Washington, September 10, 2001. 00:30:24.330 --> 00:30:26.580 align:middle line:84% Key figures in both parties responded 00:30:26.580 --> 00:30:28.530 align:middle line:84% to the darkening economic outlook 00:30:28.530 --> 00:30:31.800 align:middle line:84% today by exploring possible compromises on additional tax 00:30:31.800 --> 00:30:35.370 align:middle line:84% cuts, and Democratic chairman of the State Budget Committee 00:30:35.370 --> 00:30:37.560 align:middle line:84% suggested that such a deal could involve 00:30:37.560 --> 00:30:40.830 align:middle line:84% the politically perilous step of tapping temporarily 00:30:40.830 --> 00:30:43.530 align:middle line:90% into Social Security surplus. 00:30:43.530 --> 00:30:47.790 align:middle line:84% A Nation of Early Risers, Morning TV Is a Hot Market. 00:30:47.790 --> 00:30:50.550 align:middle line:84% By Bill Carter, September 10, 2001. 00:30:50.550 --> 00:30:55.980 align:middle line:84% How much morning television can one nation watch? 00:30:55.980 --> 00:30:59.400 align:middle line:90% Updated News-- www.nytimes.com. 00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:02.580 align:middle line:84% School Dress Codes Versus A Sea of Bare Flesh. 00:31:02.580 --> 00:31:03.930 align:middle line:90% By Katie Zernike. 00:31:03.930 --> 00:31:05.040 align:middle line:90% Millburn, New Jersey. 00:31:05.040 --> 00:31:06.900 align:middle line:90% September 10, 2001. 00:31:06.900 --> 00:31:10.350 align:middle line:84% In the tumult of bare skin that is the hallway of Millburn High 00:31:10.350 --> 00:31:12.660 align:middle line:84% School, Michelle Pitts is the enforcer. 00:31:12.660 --> 00:31:16.020 align:middle line:84% "Hon, put that sweater on," she barks at a pair of bare legs. 00:31:16.020 --> 00:31:18.870 align:middle line:84% "Lose those flip-flops," to a pair of bare legs. 00:31:18.870 --> 00:31:21.030 align:middle line:84% One student waves her off as Ms. Pitt 00:31:21.030 --> 00:31:24.480 align:middle line:84% crosses her arms in a "Cover that cleavage" sign. 00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:25.980 align:middle line:84% "You talked to me already," the girl 00:31:25.980 --> 00:31:28.440 align:middle line:84% insists, then promises, "Tomorrow," as she 00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:29.880 align:middle line:90% disappears around the corner. 00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:32.550 align:middle line:84% Baseball caps, a taboo of yesteryear, 00:31:32.550 --> 00:31:35.130 align:middle line:84% passed by unchallenged, having slipped in severity 00:31:35.130 --> 00:31:39.300 align:middle line:84% on a list of offenses that now include exposed bellies, backs 00:31:39.300 --> 00:31:40.020 align:middle line:90% and thighs. 00:31:40.020 --> 00:31:42.240 align:middle line:84% For Miss Pitts, the assistant principal, 00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.270 align:middle line:84% there is simply too much skin to cover. 00:31:45.270 --> 00:31:47.970 align:middle line:84% With Britney Spears and CosmoGirl setting the fashion 00:31:47.970 --> 00:31:51.000 align:middle line:84% trends, shirts and skirts are inching up, 00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:53.790 align:middle line:84% pants are slipping down, and schools across the country 00:31:53.790 --> 00:31:56.820 align:middle line:84% are finding themselves forced to tighten their dress codes 00:31:56.820 --> 00:31:58.570 align:middle line:90% and police their hallways. 00:31:58.570 --> 00:32:00.210 align:middle line:84% Don Standing for the New York Times. 00:32:00.210 --> 00:32:01.980 align:middle line:90% September 11, 2001. 00:32:01.980 --> 00:32:04.800 align:middle line:84% The dress code at Millburn High School 00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:07.740 align:middle line:84% aims to raise standards and self-respect. 00:32:07.740 --> 00:32:11.730 align:middle line:84% It frowns on low-necklines, bared shoulders, flip-flops, 00:32:11.730 --> 00:32:15.570 align:middle line:84% and spaghetti straps wide as is clothing 00:32:15.570 --> 00:32:17.310 align:middle line:90% that bears the private parts. 00:32:17.310 --> 00:32:18.970 align:middle line:90% Continued on Page D7. 00:32:18.970 --> 00:32:19.470 align:middle line:90% Inside. 00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:21.660 align:middle line:84% This B-7 inside [INAUDIBLE] front to run for Senate. 00:32:21.660 --> 00:32:22.890 align:middle line:90% Trent Lott would like to see. 00:32:22.890 --> 00:32:25.350 align:middle line:90% Continued on Page 20. 00:32:25.350 --> 00:32:29.700 align:middle line:84% Traced on Internet, Teacher Is charged in '71 Hijacking. 00:32:29.700 --> 00:32:30.960 align:middle line:90% By C.J. Chivers. 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:32.460 align:middle line:90% September 10, 2001. 00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:35.160 align:middle line:84% Thirty years after black-power revolutionary 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:38.310 align:middle line:84% hijacked a jetliner from Ontario to Cuba and disappeared, 00:32:38.310 --> 00:32:41.340 align:middle line:84% Canadian and federal authorities matched the fingerprints 00:32:41.340 --> 00:32:43.620 align:middle line:84% he left on a can of ginger ale in the plane with those 00:32:43.620 --> 00:32:45.660 align:middle line:84% of a teacher in Westchester County, 00:32:45.660 --> 00:32:48.000 align:middle line:84% and charged the teacher with the crime yesterday. 00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:51.670 align:middle line:84% The teacher, Patrick Dolan Critton, 54, of Mount Vernon, 00:32:51.670 --> 00:32:54.210 align:middle line:84% New York, was charged with kidnapping, armed robbery, 00:32:54.210 --> 00:32:57.690 align:middle line:84% and extortion in US District Court in Manhattan. 00:32:57.690 --> 00:32:59.317 align:middle line:84% He is facing extradition to Canada, 00:32:59.317 --> 00:33:00.900 align:middle line:84% where a detective had tracked him down 00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:03.000 align:middle line:84% through a simple internet search. 00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.400 align:middle line:84% The authorities said that Mr. Critton, a fugitive for 30 00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:09.000 align:middle line:84% years, had been hiding in plain sight for the last seven years, 00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:11.220 align:middle line:84% working as a schoolteacher, using his real name, 00:33:11.220 --> 00:33:13.920 align:middle line:84% raising two sons, and mentoring other children. 00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:16.012 align:middle line:84% Even one of the police officers who arrested him 00:33:16.012 --> 00:33:17.970 align:middle line:84% said he had had the appearance and the demeanor 00:33:17.970 --> 00:33:18.630 align:middle line:90% of a gentleman. 00:33:18.630 --> 00:33:20.640 align:middle line:84% But as a young man, authorities said, 00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:23.760 align:middle line:84% Patrick Dolan Critton was a revolutionary 00:33:23.760 --> 00:33:26.160 align:middle line:84% with a taste for the most daring of crimes. 00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:30.030 align:middle line:84% By 1971, when he was 24, he was wanted by the New York City 00:33:30.030 --> 00:33:32.160 align:middle line:84% police on charges that he participated 00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:35.340 align:middle line:84% in a bank robbery that led to a frantic gun battle with police, 00:33:35.340 --> 00:33:37.872 align:middle line:84% and he had worked in a covert explosive factory on the Lower 00:33:37.872 --> 00:33:39.330 align:middle line:84% East Side, where the police said he 00:33:39.330 --> 00:33:42.347 align:middle line:84% made pipe bombs with other members of a black liberation 00:33:42.347 --> 00:33:43.180 align:middle line:90% group, the Republic. 00:33:43.180 --> 00:33:44.700 align:middle line:90% Continued on Page B6. 00:33:44.700 --> 00:33:47.010 align:middle line:84% Spend An Evening with John Waters. 00:33:47.010 --> 00:33:48.690 align:middle line:90% Tonight, September 11. 00:33:48.690 --> 00:33:50.130 align:middle line:90% And see the director's cut. 00:33:50.130 --> 00:33:53.280 align:middle line:84% A female trouble for tickets to this Times' talk event 00:33:53.280 --> 00:33:54.660 align:middle line:90% at the Gay Life Expo. 00:33:54.660 --> 00:33:57.930 align:middle line:90% Call 212-352-3535. 00:33:57.930 --> 00:33:59.010 align:middle line:90% Advertisement. 00:33:59.010 --> 00:34:10.380 align:middle line:90% 00:34:10.380 --> 00:34:13.860 align:middle line:84% I'm taking away the dedication of this next piece from you, 00:34:13.860 --> 00:34:18.165 align:middle line:84% and I'm giving it to Rob because of his lunchtime tales. 00:34:18.165 --> 00:34:21.040 align:middle line:90% 00:34:21.040 --> 00:34:21.969 align:middle line:90% Sorry, Barbara. 00:34:21.969 --> 00:34:22.704 align:middle line:90% You got it once. 00:34:22.704 --> 00:34:33.870 align:middle line:90% 00:34:33.870 --> 00:34:36.449 align:middle line:84% Am I going to have to fight you in court? 00:34:36.449 --> 00:34:37.409 align:middle line:90% No, no. 00:34:37.409 --> 00:34:40.080 align:middle line:84% I'm not going to court unless you want me there. 00:34:40.080 --> 00:34:42.600 align:middle line:84% Well, I don't want to go to court either. 00:34:42.600 --> 00:34:44.010 align:middle line:90% No, I don't either. 00:34:44.010 --> 00:34:45.179 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:34:45.179 --> 00:34:48.630 align:middle line:84% Here's how it works, you'll be released today, OK? 00:34:48.630 --> 00:34:49.739 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:34:49.739 --> 00:34:50.489 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:34:50.489 --> 00:34:54.210 align:middle line:84% I know I can bring you to jail, but that is not my goal here, 00:34:54.210 --> 00:34:55.199 align:middle line:90% OK? 00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.150 align:middle line:90% Don't do that, please. 00:34:57.150 --> 00:34:59.610 align:middle line:84% I'm not going to bring you to jail. 00:34:59.610 --> 00:35:03.190 align:middle line:84% But wait, it was you who solicited me. 00:35:03.190 --> 00:35:03.690 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:03.930 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:03.930 --> 00:35:06.263 align:middle line:84% We're going to get-- wait, we're going to get into that. 00:35:06.263 --> 00:35:07.290 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:07.290 --> 00:35:10.080 align:middle line:90% But there's two ways. 00:35:10.080 --> 00:35:13.200 align:middle line:90% You can, you can-- 00:35:13.200 --> 00:35:14.280 align:middle line:90% you can go to court. 00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:15.990 align:middle line:90% You can plead guilty. 00:35:15.990 --> 00:35:17.428 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:35:17.428 --> 00:35:18.220 align:middle line:90% There'll be a fine. 00:35:18.220 --> 00:35:19.740 align:middle line:90% You won't have to pay anything. 00:35:19.740 --> 00:35:21.840 align:middle line:90% Right? 00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:24.430 align:middle line:84% And you'll pay a fine, but you'll be done. 00:35:24.430 --> 00:35:27.030 align:middle line:84% Or if you want to plead not guilty-- 00:35:27.030 --> 00:35:28.810 align:middle line:84% I can't make these decisions for you. 00:35:28.810 --> 00:35:29.310 align:middle line:90% No, no, no. 00:35:29.310 --> 00:35:30.840 align:middle line:84% Just tell me where I am right now. 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:33.120 align:middle line:90% I need to make a flight. 00:35:33.120 --> 00:35:33.660 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:33.660 --> 00:35:34.980 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:34.980 --> 00:35:36.895 align:middle line:84% And then for people who plead not guilty, 00:35:36.895 --> 00:35:39.270 align:middle line:84% then I would have to come to court and end up testifying. 00:35:39.270 --> 00:35:41.490 align:middle line:90% So those are the two things, OK? 00:35:41.490 --> 00:35:43.320 align:middle line:90% Did I explain that part? 00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:44.730 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:35:44.730 --> 00:35:46.530 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:46.530 --> 00:35:49.260 align:middle line:84% I'm just going to read you your rights real quick, OK? 00:35:49.260 --> 00:35:51.510 align:middle line:90% You got it on? 00:35:51.510 --> 00:35:53.970 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:35:53.970 --> 00:35:58.410 align:middle line:84% The date is 6-11-07 at 12:28 hours. 00:35:58.410 --> 00:36:01.350 align:middle line:90% Mr. Craig? 00:36:01.350 --> 00:36:02.670 align:middle line:90% Yes? 00:36:02.670 --> 00:36:03.480 align:middle line:90% Sorry about that. 00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:05.650 align:middle line:84% You have the right to remain silent. 00:36:05.650 --> 00:36:07.860 align:middle line:84% Anything you say can and will be used against you 00:36:07.860 --> 00:36:08.920 align:middle line:90% in the court of law. 00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:10.503 align:middle line:84% You have the right to talk to a lawyer 00:36:10.503 --> 00:36:14.372 align:middle line:84% now or have a lawyer present now or any time during questioning. 00:36:14.372 --> 00:36:16.830 align:middle line:84% If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you 00:36:16.830 --> 00:36:17.730 align:middle line:90% without cost. 00:36:17.730 --> 00:36:19.830 align:middle line:84% Do you understand each of these rights the way 00:36:19.830 --> 00:36:22.380 align:middle line:90% I have explained them to you? 00:36:22.380 --> 00:36:24.390 align:middle line:90% I do. 00:36:24.390 --> 00:36:27.140 align:middle line:84% Do you wish to talk to us at this time? 00:36:27.140 --> 00:36:29.490 align:middle line:90% I do. 00:36:29.490 --> 00:36:30.570 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:36:30.570 --> 00:36:33.490 align:middle line:84% I just want to start with your side of the story, OK? 00:36:33.490 --> 00:36:34.690 align:middle line:90% So-- 00:36:34.690 --> 00:36:35.190 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:36:35.190 --> 00:36:39.990 align:middle line:84% So I go to the bathroom here as I normally do. 00:36:39.990 --> 00:36:42.120 align:middle line:84% I'm a regular commuter here, you know. 00:36:42.120 --> 00:36:43.680 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:36:43.680 --> 00:36:46.770 align:middle line:84% So, I sit down to go to the bathroom, 00:36:46.770 --> 00:36:49.440 align:middle line:90% and you said our feet bumped. 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:53.430 align:middle line:84% I believe they did, because I reached down and scooted over, 00:36:53.430 --> 00:36:57.120 align:middle line:84% and the next thing I knew, under the bathroom divider 00:36:57.120 --> 00:37:00.300 align:middle line:90% comes a card that says police. 00:37:00.300 --> 00:37:06.240 align:middle line:84% Now, that's about as far as I can take it. 00:37:06.240 --> 00:37:07.980 align:middle line:90% I don't know of anything else. 00:37:07.980 --> 00:37:10.860 align:middle line:84% Your foot came toward mine, mine came toward yours. 00:37:10.860 --> 00:37:12.300 align:middle line:90% Was that natural? 00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:14.550 align:middle line:90% I don't know. 00:37:14.550 --> 00:37:15.540 align:middle line:90% Did we bump? 00:37:15.540 --> 00:37:17.050 align:middle line:90% Yeah, I think we did. 00:37:17.050 --> 00:37:17.550 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:37:17.550 --> 00:37:19.740 align:middle line:90% So I don't disagree with that. 00:37:19.740 --> 00:37:20.250 align:middle line:90% OK, look. 00:37:20.250 --> 00:37:22.530 align:middle line:84% I don't want to get into a pissing match here. 00:37:22.530 --> 00:37:23.760 align:middle line:90% We're not going to. 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:26.370 align:middle line:90% Good. 00:37:26.370 --> 00:37:29.400 align:middle line:90% I don't-- look, I am not gay. 00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:31.050 align:middle line:84% I don't do these kinds of things-- 00:37:31.050 --> 00:37:32.410 align:middle line:90% Look, it doesn't matter. 00:37:32.410 --> 00:37:35.490 align:middle line:84% I don't care about sexual preference or anything 00:37:35.490 --> 00:37:36.870 align:middle line:90% like that. 00:37:36.870 --> 00:37:39.360 align:middle line:84% I don't care about sexual preference. 00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:40.320 align:middle line:90% I know you don't. 00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.240 align:middle line:90% You're out to enforce the law. 00:37:42.240 --> 00:37:42.870 align:middle line:90% Right. 00:37:42.870 --> 00:37:45.330 align:middle line:84% But you shouldn't be out to entrap people either. 00:37:45.330 --> 00:37:47.640 align:middle line:90% This isn't entrapment. 00:37:47.640 --> 00:37:48.930 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:37:48.930 --> 00:37:51.960 align:middle line:84% You-- you're skipping some parts here. 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.270 align:middle line:90% But what about your hand? 00:37:54.270 --> 00:37:55.470 align:middle line:90% Well, what about it? 00:37:55.470 --> 00:37:56.640 align:middle line:90% I reached down. 00:37:56.640 --> 00:37:59.560 align:middle line:84% My foot like this, there was a piece of paper on the floor, 00:37:59.560 --> 00:38:01.050 align:middle line:90% and so I picked it up. 00:38:01.050 --> 00:38:02.130 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:03.480 align:middle line:90% So what about my hand? 00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:06.090 align:middle line:84% Well you're not being truthful with me? 00:38:06.090 --> 00:38:09.720 align:middle line:84% I'm kind of disappointed in you, Senator. 00:38:09.720 --> 00:38:11.700 align:middle line:84% I'm really disappointed in you right now. 00:38:11.700 --> 00:38:13.620 align:middle line:84% OK, just so you know, I'm not like-- 00:38:13.620 --> 00:38:17.628 align:middle line:90% I treat everybody with dignity. 00:38:17.628 --> 00:38:19.420 align:middle line:84% I try to pull them away from the situation, 00:38:19.420 --> 00:38:21.660 align:middle line:90% and not embarrass them. 00:38:21.660 --> 00:38:23.010 align:middle line:90% I appreciate that. 00:38:23.010 --> 00:38:26.220 align:middle line:84% You've treated me with dignity at the stall. 00:38:26.220 --> 00:38:30.630 align:middle line:84% I will say every person I've had so far has, told me the truth. 00:38:30.630 --> 00:38:32.550 align:middle line:84% We've been respectful to each other, 00:38:32.550 --> 00:38:34.810 align:middle line:84% and then they've gone on their own way. 00:38:34.810 --> 00:38:37.230 align:middle line:84% And I never had to bring anybody to jail 00:38:37.230 --> 00:38:40.950 align:middle line:84% because everybody has been truthful with me. 00:38:40.950 --> 00:38:42.665 align:middle line:84% I don't want you to take me to jail. 00:38:42.665 --> 00:38:44.040 align:middle line:84% I'm not going to take you to jail 00:38:44.040 --> 00:38:45.810 align:middle line:84% as long as you're cooperative, but I'm not 00:38:45.810 --> 00:38:47.080 align:middle line:90% going to tolerate a liar. 00:38:47.080 --> 00:38:47.250 align:middle line:90% We-- 00:38:47.250 --> 00:38:47.750 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:38:47.750 --> 00:38:48.300 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:38:48.300 --> 00:38:51.420 align:middle line:84% Did my hand come below the divider? 00:38:51.420 --> 00:38:52.770 align:middle line:90% Yes, it did. 00:38:52.770 --> 00:38:54.060 align:middle line:90% OK, sir. 00:38:54.060 --> 00:38:58.170 align:middle line:84% We deal with people that lie to us every day. 00:38:58.170 --> 00:39:00.040 align:middle line:90% I'm sure you do. 00:39:00.040 --> 00:39:01.800 align:middle line:90% And I'm sure you do, too, sir. 00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.760 align:middle line:90% And gentlemen, so do I. 00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:06.690 align:middle line:90% I'm sure you do. 00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:10.380 align:middle line:84% We deal with a lot of people that are very bad people. 00:39:10.380 --> 00:39:13.770 align:middle line:84% You're not a bad person, Senator. 00:39:13.770 --> 00:39:16.110 align:middle line:90% No, I don't think I am. 00:39:16.110 --> 00:39:19.860 align:middle line:84% OK, so what I'm telling you is, I don't want to be lied to. 00:39:19.860 --> 00:39:20.730 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:39:20.730 --> 00:39:21.480 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:22.620 align:middle line:90% So we'll start over. 00:39:22.620 --> 00:39:25.067 align:middle line:90% 00:39:25.067 --> 00:39:26.400 align:middle line:90% You're going to get out of here. 00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:28.817 align:middle line:84% You're going to have to pay a fine, and that'll be it, OK? 00:39:28.817 --> 00:39:29.700 align:middle line:90% And don't call media. 00:39:29.700 --> 00:39:31.380 align:middle line:84% I don't do any of that type of crap. 00:39:31.380 --> 00:39:33.030 align:middle line:90% Fine, OK. 00:39:33.030 --> 00:39:33.550 align:middle line:90% Fine. 00:39:33.550 --> 00:39:34.050 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:39:34.050 --> 00:39:35.610 align:middle line:84% So let's start from the beginning. 00:39:35.610 --> 00:39:37.620 align:middle line:90% You went into the bathroom. 00:39:37.620 --> 00:39:40.080 align:middle line:90% I went into the bathroom. 00:39:40.080 --> 00:39:42.360 align:middle line:90% And what did you do when you-- 00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.510 align:middle line:84% I stood beside the wall waiting for a stall to open. 00:39:45.510 --> 00:39:49.680 align:middle line:84% I got in the stall sat down, and started to go to the bathroom. 00:39:49.680 --> 00:39:51.270 align:middle line:90% Did our feet come together? 00:39:51.270 --> 00:39:53.130 align:middle line:90% Apparently, they did bump. 00:39:53.130 --> 00:39:55.840 align:middle line:90% Well I won't dispute that. 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:56.340 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:39:56.340 --> 00:39:58.080 align:middle line:84% When I got out of my stall, I noticed 00:39:58.080 --> 00:39:59.390 align:middle line:90% that the other doors were open. 00:39:59.390 --> 00:40:00.640 align:middle line:90% Well they weren't at the time. 00:40:00.640 --> 00:40:02.700 align:middle line:84% At the time, I entered I stood and waited. 00:40:02.700 --> 00:40:04.680 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:40:04.680 --> 00:40:06.570 align:middle line:84% Were you out here, while you were waiting? 00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:08.610 align:middle line:90% I could see your eyes. 00:40:08.610 --> 00:40:11.970 align:middle line:84% I saw you playing with your fingers, and then look up. 00:40:11.970 --> 00:40:15.420 align:middle line:84% You played with your fingers, and then looked up. 00:40:15.420 --> 00:40:16.650 align:middle line:90% Did I glance at your stall? 00:40:16.650 --> 00:40:18.720 align:middle line:84% I was glancing at a stall right beside yours, 00:40:18.720 --> 00:40:20.730 align:middle line:90% waiting for a fella to empty it. 00:40:20.730 --> 00:40:22.500 align:middle line:84% I saw him stand up, and therefore, I 00:40:22.500 --> 00:40:23.970 align:middle line:90% thought it was going to empty. 00:40:23.970 --> 00:40:26.580 align:middle line:84% Well how long did you think you stood outside the stall? 00:40:26.580 --> 00:40:28.770 align:middle line:90% Oh, a minute or two at most. 00:40:28.770 --> 00:40:29.670 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:40:29.670 --> 00:40:31.860 align:middle line:84% And when you went into the stall, then what? 00:40:31.860 --> 00:40:33.870 align:middle line:90% I sat down. 00:40:33.870 --> 00:40:34.620 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:40:34.620 --> 00:40:36.953 align:middle line:84% Did you do anything with your feet? 00:40:36.953 --> 00:40:37.620 align:middle line:90% Positioned them. 00:40:37.620 --> 00:40:38.310 align:middle line:90% I don't know. 00:40:38.310 --> 00:40:39.450 align:middle line:90% I don't know at the time. 00:40:39.450 --> 00:40:42.300 align:middle line:90% I'm a fairly wide guy. 00:40:42.300 --> 00:40:43.890 align:middle line:90% I understand. 00:40:43.890 --> 00:40:45.810 align:middle line:84% I have to spread my legs when I lower 00:40:45.810 --> 00:40:47.820 align:middle line:90% my pants so they don't slide. 00:40:47.820 --> 00:40:49.380 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:40:49.380 --> 00:40:51.240 align:middle line:84% Did I slide them too close to yours? 00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:52.380 align:middle line:90% Did I? 00:40:52.380 --> 00:40:53.280 align:middle line:90% I looked down once. 00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:56.850 align:middle line:90% Your foot was close to my-- 00:40:56.850 --> 00:41:02.730 align:middle line:84% Right foot stretches, touches floor, hand drums rest, 00:41:02.730 --> 00:41:05.790 align:middle line:84% body moves backward, hand simultaneously 00:41:05.790 --> 00:41:07.710 align:middle line:90% grasp and pulled down. 00:41:07.710 --> 00:41:11.910 align:middle line:84% Back slumps, left hand grasp penis, squeezes at base. 00:41:11.910 --> 00:41:14.620 align:middle line:84% Left hand squeezes, blood rushes to head. 00:41:14.620 --> 00:41:16.410 align:middle line:90% Left hand strokes head, a penis. 00:41:16.410 --> 00:41:18.660 align:middle line:90% Muscles contract in anal region. 00:41:18.660 --> 00:41:19.920 align:middle line:90% Hand releases penis. 00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:21.600 align:middle line:90% Falls to side of body. 00:41:21.600 --> 00:41:24.630 align:middle line:84% Small movements and penis correspond to beating of heart. 00:41:24.630 --> 00:41:28.080 align:middle line:84% Left hand grabs base of penis, displaces skin moving 00:41:28.080 --> 00:41:29.280 align:middle line:90% from middle to top. 00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.980 align:middle line:84% Blood rushes to tip, thumb lays across top 00:41:31.980 --> 00:41:33.960 align:middle line:84% as forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger, 00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:35.880 align:middle line:90% and pinky grasp underside. 00:41:35.880 --> 00:41:39.030 align:middle line:84% Body pushes backward, legs extend, feet flat, 00:41:39.030 --> 00:41:41.550 align:middle line:84% and hand massages head of penis, repeat. 00:41:41.550 --> 00:41:45.270 align:middle line:84% Hand pulls skin over head of penis, fingers release, and dig 00:41:45.270 --> 00:41:46.200 align:middle line:90% toward anus. 00:41:46.200 --> 00:41:49.350 align:middle line:84% Fingers grasp, quick success of stroking motions, 00:41:49.350 --> 00:41:51.090 align:middle line:90% pubic area pulled in motion. 00:41:51.090 --> 00:41:53.550 align:middle line:84% Strokes on head, hand releases body. 00:41:53.550 --> 00:41:55.090 align:middle line:90% Slouches then moves backward. 00:41:55.090 --> 00:41:57.330 align:middle line:84% Strokes repeatedly, right hand moves 00:41:57.330 --> 00:41:59.790 align:middle line:84% to groin area, and grasp testicles. 00:41:59.790 --> 00:42:01.740 align:middle line:84% Left hand continues to stroke penis, 00:42:01.740 --> 00:42:04.350 align:middle line:84% middle finger of right hand probes anus. 00:42:04.350 --> 00:42:05.850 align:middle line:90% Stroke, stroke, stroke. 00:42:05.850 --> 00:42:08.700 align:middle line:84% Tip of middle finger inserts into anus. 00:42:08.700 --> 00:42:11.970 align:middle line:84% Left hand grabs, it pulls breast, successive strokes, 00:42:11.970 --> 00:42:13.170 align:middle line:90% increase in speed. 00:42:13.170 --> 00:42:16.200 align:middle line:84% Testicles contract, right hand probes testicles. 00:42:16.200 --> 00:42:19.890 align:middle line:84% Left bicep grinds, breathing becomes stronger, toes curl, 00:42:19.890 --> 00:42:22.290 align:middle line:90% legs lift, genital area sweats. 00:42:22.290 --> 00:42:25.410 align:middle line:84% Legs spread, right middle finger presses anus, 00:42:25.410 --> 00:42:28.110 align:middle line:84% left breast muscle pulse with arm movements. 00:42:28.110 --> 00:42:30.310 align:middle line:90% Profuse sweat appears on chest. 00:42:30.310 --> 00:42:32.340 align:middle line:84% Right hand massages belly, repeatedly, 00:42:32.340 --> 00:42:34.740 align:middle line:84% in circular counterclockwise motion. 00:42:34.740 --> 00:42:37.590 align:middle line:84% Left hand strokes penis, pressure on bladder. 00:42:37.590 --> 00:42:39.780 align:middle line:84% Legs stretched out straight, calf muscles 00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:41.910 align:middle line:84% tighten, buttocks tighten, sweat. 00:42:41.910 --> 00:42:45.120 align:middle line:84% Left hand continues to repeatedly stroke tip of penis, 00:42:45.120 --> 00:42:47.220 align:middle line:84% right hand applies pressure to anus. 00:42:47.220 --> 00:42:49.890 align:middle line:90% Motion stops, body slumps. 00:42:49.890 --> 00:42:52.620 align:middle line:84% Motion resumes, body rocks back and forth, 00:42:52.620 --> 00:42:55.230 align:middle line:84% knees move rhythmically, buttocks and thighs 00:42:55.230 --> 00:42:56.790 align:middle line:90% jiggle in unison with stroking. 00:42:56.790 --> 00:42:59.220 align:middle line:84% Feet lift off ground, toes point. 00:42:59.220 --> 00:43:02.070 align:middle line:84% Rapid succession of strokes, left hand to mouth, 00:43:02.070 --> 00:43:04.620 align:middle line:84% tongue touch his left forefinger and middle finger. 00:43:04.620 --> 00:43:06.990 align:middle line:84% Thumb meets forefinger, and middle fingertips 00:43:06.990 --> 00:43:08.490 align:middle line:90% rub counterclockwise. 00:43:08.490 --> 00:43:11.100 align:middle line:84% Left hand moves away from mouth, and back to penis, 00:43:11.100 --> 00:43:13.230 align:middle line:84% stroking rapidly, becomes faster. 00:43:13.230 --> 00:43:15.930 align:middle line:84% Calves tighten, left hand to mouth, tongue licks 00:43:15.930 --> 00:43:17.760 align:middle line:84% fingers, hand returns to genitals. 00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:19.590 align:middle line:90% Hand grasp penis, strokes. 00:43:19.590 --> 00:43:22.500 align:middle line:84% Facial muscles tighten, body becomes rigid, left hand 00:43:22.500 --> 00:43:23.400 align:middle line:90% to mouth, lick. 00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.250 align:middle line:84% Hand to penis, sperm rises at base of penis, 00:43:26.250 --> 00:43:28.260 align:middle line:84% testicles tighten, stroking continues, 00:43:28.260 --> 00:43:30.360 align:middle line:84% fluid appears at tip of penis, anus 00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:33.360 align:middle line:84% tightens, sperm spews from tip of penis over hands. 00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:36.390 align:middle line:84% Deep breath, legs slam, hands tighten around penis. 00:43:36.390 --> 00:43:40.770 align:middle line:84% Successive waves of sperm emerge from penis, legs stiffen, 00:43:40.770 --> 00:43:43.230 align:middle line:84% stroking, continuous sperm cascades 00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:46.890 align:middle line:84% from tip of left hand index finger onto back of left hand. 00:43:46.890 --> 00:43:49.440 align:middle line:84% Sperm flows onto thumb and into gully 00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:50.940 align:middle line:90% between thumb and forefinger. 00:43:50.940 --> 00:43:54.480 align:middle line:84% Blood rushes out of penis, sperm dribbles out. 00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:57.090 align:middle line:84% Tip penis, tip body, thrusts forward. 00:43:57.090 --> 00:44:00.720 align:middle line:84% Right hand clinches, meets left fingers, close left rift, 00:44:00.720 --> 00:44:02.220 align:middle line:90% moves back and forth. 00:44:02.220 --> 00:44:04.125 align:middle line:84% Body leans, left arm outstretched 00:44:04.125 --> 00:44:06.360 align:middle line:84% as fingers, flip right hand, releases. 00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:08.290 align:middle line:84% Left hand grasps, right hand grasp, 00:44:08.290 --> 00:44:10.980 align:middle line:84% rubs across gully between thumb and forefinger. 00:44:10.980 --> 00:44:13.230 align:middle line:84% Right hand moves to top of head, scratches. 00:44:13.230 --> 00:44:16.350 align:middle line:84% Right hand caresses left, right hand on thigh. 00:44:16.350 --> 00:44:19.860 align:middle line:84% Left hand grasp penis, and squeezes base causing sperm 00:44:19.860 --> 00:44:21.720 align:middle line:90% to flow from tip of penis. 00:44:21.720 --> 00:44:23.550 align:middle line:84% Right hand moves to tip of penis. 00:44:23.550 --> 00:44:27.360 align:middle line:84% Left hand probes belly, pubic area, and inside of thighs. 00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:29.640 align:middle line:84% Left hand grabs penis and squeezes. 00:44:29.640 --> 00:44:32.190 align:middle line:84% Sperm flows from tip of penis, left hand 00:44:32.190 --> 00:44:35.610 align:middle line:84% reaches fingertips, flip fingers open, fingers bend at knuckle. 00:44:35.610 --> 00:44:38.550 align:middle line:84% Hands in unison, grants pushing body forward. 00:44:38.550 --> 00:44:40.860 align:middle line:84% Right pinky probes crack of anus, 00:44:40.860 --> 00:44:43.270 align:middle line:90% meat of palms thrust body. 00:44:43.270 --> 00:44:45.180 align:middle line:84% Right hand grasp base of penis, urine 00:44:45.180 --> 00:44:48.180 align:middle line:84% streams from inside of stomach, anus pushes, 00:44:48.180 --> 00:44:50.970 align:middle line:84% bladder pushes ahead, urine flows steadily 00:44:50.970 --> 00:44:52.230 align:middle line:90% from tip of penis. 00:44:52.230 --> 00:44:54.600 align:middle line:90% Urine so slides and streams. 00:44:54.600 --> 00:44:56.700 align:middle line:84% Right hand shakes penis several times. 00:44:56.700 --> 00:44:59.190 align:middle line:84% Hand releases, crosses body, arm stretched. 00:44:59.190 --> 00:45:00.850 align:middle line:90% Tip of finger presses down. 00:45:00.850 --> 00:45:02.775 align:middle line:90% Right hand grasps, arm cocks. 00:45:02.775 --> 00:45:10.590 align:middle line:90% 00:45:10.590 --> 00:45:11.280 align:middle line:90% Did we bump? 00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:15.810 align:middle line:90% 00:45:15.810 --> 00:45:18.180 align:middle line:90% You said so. 00:45:18.180 --> 00:45:21.990 align:middle line:84% I don't recall that, but apparently, we were close. 00:45:21.990 --> 00:45:26.070 align:middle line:84% Yeah, well, your foot did touch mine on my side of the stall. 00:45:26.070 --> 00:45:27.270 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:45:27.270 --> 00:45:29.490 align:middle line:90% OK, what about the hand? 00:45:29.490 --> 00:45:32.550 align:middle line:84% How many times did you put your hand under the stall? 00:45:32.550 --> 00:45:33.330 align:middle line:90% I don't recall. 00:45:33.330 --> 00:45:35.610 align:middle line:84% I remember reaching down once there 00:45:35.610 --> 00:45:37.920 align:middle line:84% was a piece of toilet paper back behind me. 00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:39.520 align:middle line:90% I recall picking it up. 00:45:39.520 --> 00:45:40.020 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:45:40.020 --> 00:45:44.100 align:middle line:84% Was your palm up or down when you were doing that? 00:45:44.100 --> 00:45:45.880 align:middle line:90% I don't recall. 00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:46.380 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:45:46.380 --> 00:45:48.960 align:middle line:84% Well I recall your palm being up, OK? 00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:49.920 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:51.960 align:middle line:84% Listen, when you pick something up-- 00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:54.450 align:middle line:84% a piece of paper, when you pick a piece of paper 00:45:54.450 --> 00:45:56.880 align:middle line:84% off the ground, your palm would be down 00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:59.010 align:middle line:90% when you pick something up. 00:45:59.010 --> 00:46:01.080 align:middle line:90% Yeah, it probably would be. 00:46:01.080 --> 00:46:03.690 align:middle line:90% I recall picking the paper up. 00:46:03.690 --> 00:46:07.680 align:middle line:84% OK, and I know it's hard to describe here on tape, 00:46:07.680 --> 00:46:10.320 align:middle line:84% but actually, what I saw was your fingers come 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:12.420 align:middle line:84% underneath the stall to the point 00:46:12.420 --> 00:46:15.900 align:middle line:84% we were actually touching the bottom of the stall divider. 00:46:15.900 --> 00:46:17.250 align:middle line:90% You don't recall that? 00:46:17.250 --> 00:46:19.380 align:middle line:90% I don't believe I did that. 00:46:19.380 --> 00:46:19.950 align:middle line:90% I don't. 00:46:19.950 --> 00:46:21.090 align:middle line:90% But I saw you. 00:46:21.090 --> 00:46:22.230 align:middle line:90% I saw it. 00:46:22.230 --> 00:46:25.120 align:middle line:84% Sir, I don't do those kinds of things. 00:46:25.120 --> 00:46:29.460 align:middle line:84% But I saw your left hand, and I could see the gold wedding ring 00:46:29.460 --> 00:46:30.540 align:middle line:90% when it went across. 00:46:30.540 --> 00:46:32.460 align:middle line:84% I could see that on your left hand. 00:46:32.460 --> 00:46:33.750 align:middle line:90% Your gold wedding ring-- 00:46:33.750 --> 00:46:36.300 align:middle line:90% I could see that. 00:46:36.300 --> 00:46:37.080 align:middle line:90% Wait a minute. 00:46:37.080 --> 00:46:39.960 align:middle line:90% My left hand was over here. 00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:41.610 align:middle line:90% I could tell it with my-- 00:46:41.610 --> 00:46:43.030 align:middle line:84% I could tell it was your left hand 00:46:43.030 --> 00:46:44.700 align:middle line:84% because your thumb was positioned 00:46:44.700 --> 00:46:46.053 align:middle line:90% in a face forward motion. 00:46:46.053 --> 00:46:47.970 align:middle line:84% Your thumb was on this side, not on this side. 00:46:47.970 --> 00:46:49.262 align:middle line:90% Well look, we can dispute that. 00:46:49.262 --> 00:46:52.080 align:middle line:84% Look, I'm not going to fight you in court. 00:46:52.080 --> 00:46:56.370 align:middle line:84% I reached down with my right hand to pick up the paper. 00:46:56.370 --> 00:46:58.230 align:middle line:84% But I'm telling you, I could see that. 00:46:58.230 --> 00:46:59.820 align:middle line:90% So I know it was your left hand. 00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:01.830 align:middle line:84% Also, I could see a gold ring on this finger 00:47:01.830 --> 00:47:04.290 align:middle line:84% so it's obvious that that was the left hand. 00:47:04.290 --> 00:47:05.280 align:middle line:90% Yeah, OK. 00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:08.190 align:middle line:84% My left hand was in the direct opposite of the stall from you. 00:47:08.190 --> 00:47:10.510 align:middle line:90% 00:47:10.510 --> 00:47:11.010 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:47:11.010 --> 00:47:14.760 align:middle line:84% You travel through here frequently, correct? 00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:17.880 align:middle line:90% I do, almost weekly. 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.480 align:middle line:84% OK, Senator, have you ever been successful in these bathrooms 00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:23.580 align:middle line:90% before? 00:47:23.580 --> 00:47:25.260 align:middle line:90% I go to that bathroom regularly. 00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:26.040 align:middle line:90% No, no. 00:47:26.040 --> 00:47:29.790 align:middle line:84% I mean, for other types of activities. 00:47:29.790 --> 00:47:31.800 align:middle line:90% No, absolutely not. 00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:35.740 align:middle line:84% I don't see activities in bathrooms. 00:47:35.740 --> 00:47:39.340 align:middle line:90% This is really embarrassing. 00:47:39.340 --> 00:47:42.240 align:middle line:90% I know it is embarrassing. 00:47:42.240 --> 00:47:46.562 align:middle line:84% It's embarrassing for us both, but I'm not going to fight you. 00:47:46.562 --> 00:47:48.270 align:middle line:84% Well I know you're not going to fight me, 00:47:48.270 --> 00:47:49.440 align:middle line:90% but that's not the point. 00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:52.230 align:middle line:84% I respect you, and I still respect you. 00:47:52.230 --> 00:47:56.347 align:middle line:84% I don't disrespect you, but I'm being disrespected right now. 00:47:56.347 --> 00:47:58.680 align:middle line:84% And I'm not trying to act like I have all kinds of power 00:47:58.680 --> 00:48:00.510 align:middle line:84% or anything, but you're sitting here, 00:48:00.510 --> 00:48:04.020 align:middle line:84% lying to a police officer, Senator. 00:48:04.020 --> 00:48:06.497 align:middle line:84% I'm not a-- I'm not getting it from somebody else. 00:48:06.497 --> 00:48:07.330 align:middle line:90% I'm trained in this. 00:48:07.330 --> 00:48:08.280 align:middle line:90% I know what I do. 00:48:08.280 --> 00:48:10.980 align:middle line:84% I know what I'm doing, and I say you put your hand under there. 00:48:10.980 --> 00:48:12.150 align:middle line:84% And you're going to sit there and-- 00:48:12.150 --> 00:48:12.720 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:48:12.720 --> 00:48:13.620 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:48:13.620 --> 00:48:15.780 align:middle line:90% I admit I put my hand down. 00:48:15.780 --> 00:48:17.572 align:middle line:84% Well you put your hand down, and rubbed it 00:48:17.572 --> 00:48:19.530 align:middle line:84% on the bottom of the stall with your left hand. 00:48:19.530 --> 00:48:20.850 align:middle line:90% Now wait a minute-- 00:48:20.850 --> 00:48:22.410 align:middle line:90% And I'm not dumb. 00:48:22.410 --> 00:48:24.960 align:middle line:84% You can say I don't recall all you want to. 00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.670 align:middle line:90% I had turned sideways. 00:48:26.670 --> 00:48:28.230 align:middle line:84% That would be the one way I could 00:48:28.230 --> 00:48:29.730 align:middle line:90% get my left hand over there. 00:48:29.730 --> 00:48:32.080 align:middle line:84% Listen, it's not hard for me to reach. 00:48:32.080 --> 00:48:32.910 align:middle line:90% It's not hard. 00:48:32.910 --> 00:48:35.370 align:middle line:84% I see it happen out here every day. 00:48:35.370 --> 00:48:36.150 align:middle line:90% You do. 00:48:36.150 --> 00:48:37.950 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:48:37.950 --> 00:48:39.540 align:middle line:90% I just-- I just-- 00:48:39.540 --> 00:48:42.450 align:middle line:90% I guess-- I guess-- 00:48:42.450 --> 00:48:45.540 align:middle line:84% I guess I'm going to say I'm just disappointed in you, sir. 00:48:45.540 --> 00:48:46.690 align:middle line:90% I really am. 00:48:46.690 --> 00:48:49.260 align:middle line:84% I mean, I expect this type of behavior from a guy 00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:50.820 align:middle line:84% that we get from out of the hood. 00:48:50.820 --> 00:48:52.170 align:middle line:90% But you, Senator-- 00:48:52.170 --> 00:48:54.270 align:middle line:90% I mean, people vote for you. 00:48:54.270 --> 00:48:55.320 align:middle line:90% Yes they do. 00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:56.460 align:middle line:90% Unbelievable! 00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:57.750 align:middle line:90% Unbelievable. 00:48:57.750 --> 00:49:00.600 align:middle line:84% I'm a respectable person, and I don't do these kinds of-- 00:49:00.600 --> 00:49:02.430 align:middle line:90% Then show me respect right now! 00:49:02.430 --> 00:49:04.320 align:middle line:90% But I didn't use my left hand. 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.180 align:middle line:84% I thought you said, I reached down 00:49:06.180 --> 00:49:09.730 align:middle line:84% with my right hand like this to pull up a piece of paper. 00:49:09.730 --> 00:49:13.780 align:middle line:84% Was your gold ring on your right hand at any time today? 00:49:13.780 --> 00:49:14.950 align:middle line:90% Of course not. 00:49:14.950 --> 00:49:15.790 align:middle line:90% Try to get it off. 00:49:15.790 --> 00:49:16.720 align:middle line:90% Look at it. 00:49:16.720 --> 00:49:18.220 align:middle line:90% OK, then it was your left hand. 00:49:18.220 --> 00:49:20.170 align:middle line:90% I saw it with my own eyes. 00:49:20.170 --> 00:49:20.980 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:49:20.980 --> 00:49:24.640 align:middle line:84% You saw something that didn't happen. 00:49:24.640 --> 00:49:25.810 align:middle line:90% Embarrassing! 00:49:25.810 --> 00:49:27.280 align:middle line:90% Embarrassing. 00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:28.990 align:middle line:90% All right, this is embarrassing! 00:49:28.990 --> 00:49:32.800 align:middle line:84% No wonder why this country is going down the tubes. 00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:34.360 align:middle line:90% Embarrassing, Senator. 00:49:34.360 --> 00:49:35.470 align:middle line:90% Embarrassing! 00:49:35.470 --> 00:49:40.660 align:middle line:84% The date is 6-11-07 at 12.36, and this interview is done, OK? 00:49:40.660 --> 00:49:43.470 align:middle line:90% 00:49:43.470 --> 00:49:47.450 align:middle line:90% How about I join you in bed? 00:49:47.450 --> 00:49:49.560 align:middle line:84% What do you-- how about a little activity? 00:49:49.560 --> 00:49:50.060 align:middle line:90% Can I? 00:49:50.060 --> 00:49:51.110 align:middle line:90% Why? 00:49:51.110 --> 00:49:52.760 align:middle line:84% I thought it was OK to kill myself 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:55.010 align:middle line:90% unless I fucked you first. 00:49:55.010 --> 00:49:57.290 align:middle line:84% Can I put my finger in your ass-- 00:49:57.290 --> 00:49:58.260 align:middle line:90% all the way up? 00:49:58.260 --> 00:49:58.760 align:middle line:90% Why? 00:49:58.760 --> 00:49:59.390 align:middle line:90% That's on tape. 00:49:59.390 --> 00:50:01.430 align:middle line:84% Just to spice up the tape a little bit. 00:50:01.430 --> 00:50:03.150 align:middle line:84% I said it just to spice up the tape. 00:50:03.150 --> 00:50:04.370 align:middle line:90% I love you. 00:50:04.370 --> 00:50:07.250 align:middle line:84% Oh, it's not my fault that you're in such a bad mood. 00:50:07.250 --> 00:50:08.580 align:middle line:90% Really? 00:50:08.580 --> 00:50:09.080 align:middle line:90% Really. 00:50:09.080 --> 00:50:12.440 align:middle line:84% Stop or yeah, oh, actually, your body is so good now. 00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:15.230 align:middle line:84% No, really, you're so thin and so good, so strong, 00:50:15.230 --> 00:50:18.170 align:middle line:84% and muscular, and pretty, and soft, and smooth, and mm-hmm. 00:50:18.170 --> 00:50:19.550 align:middle line:90% I'm getting a lick. 00:50:19.550 --> 00:50:22.130 align:middle line:84% I'm going to get it's even more soundtracked ahead. 00:50:22.130 --> 00:50:22.722 align:middle line:90% OK, all right. 00:50:22.722 --> 00:50:23.430 align:middle line:90% I'll turn it off. 00:50:23.430 --> 00:50:23.660 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:50:23.660 --> 00:50:24.350 align:middle line:90% I'll turn it off. 00:50:24.350 --> 00:50:25.070 align:middle line:90% I'll turn it off. 00:50:25.070 --> 00:50:27.360 align:middle line:90% I can't turn it off. 00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:28.670 align:middle line:90% We had already done one. 00:50:28.670 --> 00:50:30.740 align:middle line:90% Of me, getting blown. 00:50:30.740 --> 00:50:31.940 align:middle line:90% That was all on the tape. 00:50:31.940 --> 00:50:32.600 align:middle line:90% Sure, it was. 00:50:32.600 --> 00:50:34.017 align:middle line:84% I started the tape the first thing 00:50:34.017 --> 00:50:36.183 align:middle line:84% in the morning so it's all-- no, it's all over. 00:50:36.183 --> 00:50:37.850 align:middle line:84% And I'll tell you another thing, there's 00:50:37.850 --> 00:50:40.940 align:middle line:84% no part of you that will appear on this tape-- 00:50:40.940 --> 00:50:44.090 align:middle line:84% your voice or your actions or nothing will appear. 00:50:44.090 --> 00:50:45.200 align:middle line:90% It's all me. 00:50:45.200 --> 00:50:46.110 align:middle line:90% Oh, big deal. 00:50:46.110 --> 00:50:47.610 align:middle line:84% It's something I never heard before. 00:50:47.610 --> 00:50:49.880 align:middle line:84% It's noises that I never heard from you before. 00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:50.570 align:middle line:90% No, I know. 00:50:50.570 --> 00:50:51.350 align:middle line:90% No, you don't. 00:50:51.350 --> 00:50:51.950 align:middle line:90% You, too. 00:50:51.950 --> 00:50:52.460 align:middle line:90% You, too. 00:50:52.460 --> 00:50:54.787 align:middle line:84% Yeah, oh, and it's a good thing I get my way. 00:50:54.787 --> 00:50:56.870 align:middle line:84% You love your pussy licked, and it's a good thing. 00:50:56.870 --> 00:50:58.670 align:middle line:84% You get your way because you get your pussy licked. 00:50:58.670 --> 00:51:00.150 align:middle line:90% I get mine, your pussy licked. 00:51:00.150 --> 00:51:02.570 align:middle line:84% I'm not saying anything I don't normally say, Cheryl. 00:51:02.570 --> 00:51:03.260 align:middle line:90% Why? 00:51:03.260 --> 00:51:04.820 align:middle line:90% Oh, well, it'll be on the tape. 00:51:04.820 --> 00:51:06.737 align:middle line:84% I can't turn the tape off, but you're probably 00:51:06.737 --> 00:51:08.987 align:middle line:84% not going to get anything because there's no language. 00:51:08.987 --> 00:51:11.060 align:middle line:84% The tape will shut off if there's no language. 00:51:11.060 --> 00:51:12.320 align:middle line:90% I have it programmed. 00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:13.880 align:middle line:90% I mean, it was slurping. 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:15.080 align:middle line:90% It won't catch you. 00:51:15.080 --> 00:51:15.680 align:middle line:90% I mean, why? 00:51:15.680 --> 00:51:17.210 align:middle line:90% Come on, this is art. 00:51:17.210 --> 00:51:18.980 align:middle line:90% Look at what I do for your art. 00:51:18.980 --> 00:51:20.480 align:middle line:90% Look at what I do for your art. 00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.315 align:middle line:90% Look at what I do for your art! 00:51:22.315 --> 00:51:23.690 align:middle line:84% Look at what you do for your art. 00:51:23.690 --> 00:51:26.410 align:middle line:84% You get naked in front of an audience of thousands, 00:51:26.410 --> 00:51:28.910 align:middle line:84% and you're here crawling around, and you can see your pussy, 00:51:28.910 --> 00:51:31.160 align:middle line:84% and here she says, oh, I don't want to be on the tape. 00:51:31.160 --> 00:51:32.240 align:middle line:90% It's so contradictory. 00:51:32.240 --> 00:51:34.940 align:middle line:84% Oh, and it's OK for your art, but it's not OK for my art. 00:51:34.940 --> 00:51:37.220 align:middle line:84% And I oh, oh, and then the one with the boredoms 00:51:37.220 --> 00:51:38.300 align:middle line:84% and you're crawling under the plastic, 00:51:38.300 --> 00:51:39.770 align:middle line:84% and you can see your whole vagina. 00:51:39.770 --> 00:51:42.470 align:middle line:84% And yet, you can see that-- here we can see the whole pussy. 00:51:42.470 --> 00:51:44.540 align:middle line:84% Of course, you can when you're crawling around, 00:51:44.540 --> 00:51:45.690 align:middle line:90% but do I ever say anything? 00:51:45.690 --> 00:51:46.190 align:middle line:90% No. 00:51:46.190 --> 00:51:47.300 align:middle line:90% It's for your art. 00:51:47.300 --> 00:51:50.120 align:middle line:90% 00:51:50.120 --> 00:51:53.027 align:middle line:84% And so this art is like our life. 00:51:53.027 --> 00:51:54.860 align:middle line:84% And when you're saying no, we can't have it. 00:51:54.860 --> 00:51:57.350 align:middle line:84% Oh, it's only special when it's like art. 00:51:57.350 --> 00:51:59.120 align:middle line:84% When it's like life, you can't have it. 00:51:59.120 --> 00:51:59.720 align:middle line:90% I get it. 00:51:59.720 --> 00:52:02.420 align:middle line:84% No, I'm making the most ridiculous argument ever 00:52:02.420 --> 00:52:04.820 align:middle line:84% because giving me a hard time about my art. 00:52:04.820 --> 00:52:06.740 align:middle line:84% Why don't you-- I mean, instead of saying 00:52:06.740 --> 00:52:09.350 align:middle line:84% that I don't want that on tape, I mean, isn't this a joke? 00:52:09.350 --> 00:52:12.530 align:middle line:84% These tapes-- nobody will ever hear these tapes, Cheryl. 00:52:12.530 --> 00:52:14.720 align:middle line:84% How can you say you're self-conscious when you like 00:52:14.720 --> 00:52:16.670 align:middle line:90% the nude artist of the century. 00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:18.110 align:middle line:90% It's pretty close. 00:52:18.110 --> 00:52:18.910 align:middle line:90% And head? 00:52:18.910 --> 00:52:20.990 align:middle line:90% So, this is simulated, too. 00:52:20.990 --> 00:52:24.440 align:middle line:84% It's mediated by the tape medium. 00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:25.700 align:middle line:90% I can't believe. 00:52:25.700 --> 00:52:28.640 align:middle line:90% Look-- if we had no language-- 00:52:28.640 --> 00:52:30.950 align:middle line:90% I will, if there's no language. 00:52:30.950 --> 00:52:31.910 align:middle line:90% No. 00:52:31.910 --> 00:52:34.040 align:middle line:90% There is no language. 00:52:34.040 --> 00:52:36.620 align:middle line:84% I want to give you a demonstration. 00:52:36.620 --> 00:52:38.480 align:middle line:90% Watch this red light. 00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:39.830 align:middle line:90% See? 00:52:39.830 --> 00:52:41.090 align:middle line:90% I'm talking now. 00:52:41.090 --> 00:52:42.890 align:middle line:90% Now, I'm talking. 00:52:42.890 --> 00:52:44.892 align:middle line:90% See, it's like magic. 00:52:44.892 --> 00:52:46.850 align:middle line:84% And don't you have the highest voice of anyone? 00:52:46.850 --> 00:52:47.630 align:middle line:90% No, I don't. 00:52:47.630 --> 00:52:48.770 align:middle line:90% Speak. 00:52:48.770 --> 00:52:50.270 align:middle line:84% Do you have the highest voice ever? 00:52:50.270 --> 00:52:51.238 align:middle line:90% Call me Harpo. 00:52:51.238 --> 00:52:52.280 align:middle line:90% I'm going to go clean up. 00:52:52.280 --> 00:52:52.780 align:middle line:90% Good night. 00:52:52.780 --> 00:52:53.300 align:middle line:90% No, fuck it. 00:52:53.300 --> 00:52:55.070 align:middle line:90% I hate sex especially with you. 00:52:55.070 --> 00:52:56.420 align:middle line:90% Go to bed. 00:52:56.420 --> 00:52:57.020 align:middle line:90% Thank you. 00:52:57.020 --> 00:52:58.870 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:52:58.870 --> 00:53:15.000 align:middle line:90%