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The extra title to this--

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this was written
in the summertime.

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Oh, I have two titles for this.

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One is "My Brain" and the
other is "Hangover," whichever

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experience you are
more familiar with,

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I want you to use the title.

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But for now, I'll just
call it "Hangover."

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"If I were crowned
emperor this morning,

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every child who is playing
Marco Polo in the swimming

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pool at this motel.

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Shouting the name Marco
Polo back and forth.

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Marco.

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Polo.

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Marco.

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Polo.

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Would be required to read
a biography on Marco Polo,

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a long one with fine print as
well as the history of China

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known as the birthplace of the
venerated explorer, Marco Polo.

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Polo.

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After which, each child
will be quizzed by me

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and executed by
drowning, regardless

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of how much they managed to
retain about the glorious life

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and times of Marco Polo."

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[APPLAUSE]

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Thanks.

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That was fun to write.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I love that.

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Now, this is a poem
about Genesis, as

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in the Book of Genesis.