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I'll read one more in this vein.

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And this is just a phrase
I heard in conversation.

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I wrote it down.

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"This Little Piggy
Went to Market."

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"This little piggy
went to market

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is the usual thing to say
when you begin pulling

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on the toes of a small child.

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I have never had a
problem with that.

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I could easily picture
the pig with his basket

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and his trotters kicking up
the dust on imaginary road.

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What always stopped me in my
tracks was the little toe.

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This little piggy
ate roast beef.

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I mean, I enjoy a roast
beef sandwich with lettuce

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and tomato and a
dollop of horseradish,

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but I cannot see a pig ordering
that in a delicatessen.

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I'm probably being too
literal-minded here.

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I'm even wondering why
it's called horse radish.

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I should just go along
with the beautiful nonsense

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of the nursery, float
downstream on its waters.

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I don't want to be the
one to ruin the children's

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party by asking unnecessary
questions about Puss in Boots

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or, again, the implications
of a pig eating beef.

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By the way, I'm
completely down with going

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wee wee wee all the way home,
having done that many times.

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I know exactly how it feels."

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[APPLAUSE]

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