WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.712 align:middle line:90% Thank you so much. 00:00:01.712 --> 00:00:02.570 align:middle line:90% All right. 00:00:02.570 --> 00:00:09.600 align:middle line:84% There are a couple of poems that I wrote having-- 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.280 align:middle line:84% moving away from subject matter I 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:12.700 align:middle line:90% think is a good thing in poetry. 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:15.780 align:middle line:84% If someone said a little subject matter goes a long way then-- 00:00:15.780 --> 00:00:18.038 align:middle line:90% 00:00:18.038 --> 00:00:19.580 align:middle line:84% Flaubert, toward the end of his life, 00:00:19.580 --> 00:00:23.210 align:middle line:84% said he wanted to write a book about nothing. 00:00:23.210 --> 00:00:27.740 align:middle line:84% So I've been trying to achieve that. 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:30.230 align:middle line:84% And what I would do, I'd just write-- 00:00:30.230 --> 00:00:34.340 align:middle line:84% I just-- so I'd write a title on the top of a piece of paper 00:00:34.340 --> 00:00:39.830 align:middle line:84% and then try to imagine a poem that might belong on Earth. 00:00:39.830 --> 00:00:43.355 align:middle line:84% And the title of this one is "Hippos on Holiday." 00:00:43.355 --> 00:00:45.920 align:middle line:90% 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:50.330 align:middle line:84% "Hippos on holiday is really not the title of a movie, 00:00:50.330 --> 00:00:53.900 align:middle line:84% but if it was, I would be sure to see it. 00:00:53.900 --> 00:00:57.050 align:middle line:84% I love their short legs and their big heads, 00:00:57.050 --> 00:00:59.570 align:middle line:90% the whole hippo look. 00:00:59.570 --> 00:01:01.490 align:middle line:84% Hundreds of them would frolic in the mud 00:01:01.490 --> 00:01:04.069 align:middle line:84% of a wide, slow-moving river, and I 00:01:04.069 --> 00:01:08.560 align:middle line:84% would eat my popcorn in the dark of a neighborhood theater. 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:10.790 align:middle line:84% When they open their enormous mouths 00:01:10.790 --> 00:01:16.760 align:middle line:84% lined with big stubby teeth, I would drink my enormous Coke. 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.960 align:middle line:84% I would be both in my seat and in the water playing 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:23.480 align:middle line:84% with the hippos, which is the way it 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:26.570 align:middle line:90% is with a truly great movie. 00:01:26.570 --> 00:01:32.339 align:middle line:84% Only a mean-spirited reviewer would ask on holiday from what? 00:01:32.339 --> 00:01:36.034 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 00:01:36.034 --> 00:01:45.000 align:middle line:90%