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"Glasnost," which is
the name of this poem,

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was a Soviet-era
sort of social policy

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of transparency and openness.

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And all the lines in this
poem are, in some ways--

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if you google them, you get red
flagged for a government watch

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list.

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So, yeah, "Glasnost."

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But how do I get rid of
a body or instructions

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for scrambling a frequency?

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And what are the jobs near the
White House or best practices

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for smothering a cry?

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And who cooks the
president's breakfast,

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and how do I get rid of
a body or instructions

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for breaking a chokehold?

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But when do I disable the
firewall or best practices

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for forging a signature?

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And what room does the
president sleep in?

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And how do I get rid of
a body or instructions

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for filing off serial numbers?

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And where is the silent alarm
located or best practices

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for taking a bullet?

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But what explodes
when you touch it,

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and how do I get rid of
the body or instructions

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for absorbing a blow?

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But where can I purchase a
hollow point or best practices

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for soldering a wound?

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And what time does
the president eat?

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But how do I get rid of
the body, instructions

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for detaining a prisoner,
or how many yards, exactly,

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to the front door
or best practices

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for obtaining a
death certificate?

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But how tall, exactly, is
the fence that surrounds it,

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and how do I get rid of
the body or instructions

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for manufacture of tear gas?

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But how do I erase my identity
or best practices for building

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a dead switch, and
how far exactly

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without breaking a bone?

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But how do I get rid of
the body or instructions

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for bugging a board room?

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And where can I locate the
safety or best practices

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for home cooking napalm?

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But where do I
purchase a firearm,

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and how do I get rid of
the body or instructions

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for strapping on Kevlar?

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But who are the names on the
watch list or best practices

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for squeezing the trigger?

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And how do I clear a room?

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And how do I get rid of
a body or instructions

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for securing a blindfold?

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And how many years, exactly,
for treason and best practices

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for beating a death warrant?

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But how close, exactly,
without tripping a wire,

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and how do I get
rid of the body?

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