WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.930 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.930 --> 00:00:02.880 align:middle line:84% This book in a lot of ways is just 00:00:02.880 --> 00:00:09.540 align:middle line:84% a nightmare about power, or how you are 00:00:09.540 --> 00:00:12.090 align:middle line:90% supposed to rise into power. 00:00:12.090 --> 00:00:13.860 align:middle line:84% And so this poem, I always tell people 00:00:13.860 --> 00:00:17.640 align:middle line:84% is sort of like, if the world became a true nightmare 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:20.190 align:middle line:84% and I were elected president, this 00:00:20.190 --> 00:00:25.230 align:middle line:84% is like what I would say at my own inauguration, or whatever, 00:00:25.230 --> 00:00:27.750 align:middle line:90% with my hand. 00:00:27.750 --> 00:00:30.600 align:middle line:90% "His Induction." 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.890 align:middle line:84% "My oath here tonight is I'll die with my hand on the Oxford 00:00:34.890 --> 00:00:36.750 align:middle line:90% Bible. 00:00:36.750 --> 00:00:39.300 align:middle line:84% My former president's name on my tongue 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:42.720 align:middle line:90% like the last town I sacked. 00:00:42.720 --> 00:00:46.530 align:middle line:84% And when I fall on my sword, I'll fall on my sword so well, 00:00:46.530 --> 00:00:49.320 align:middle line:90% I'll put Rome to shame. 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:53.310 align:middle line:84% I'll wait, I'll wait until your donkeys go crazy 00:00:53.310 --> 00:00:55.980 align:middle line:90% and trample me home. 00:00:55.980 --> 00:00:59.370 align:middle line:84% It's your men who will tattoo my face on their feet 00:00:59.370 --> 00:01:01.230 align:middle line:90% when they war dance. 00:01:01.230 --> 00:01:03.960 align:middle line:84% It's your women who will stitch my name in their linens 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:06.420 align:middle line:90% and soil them. 00:01:06.420 --> 00:01:12.510 align:middle line:84% In each town you name in my honor, you'll name smithereens. 00:01:12.510 --> 00:01:14.760 align:middle line:84% And each elm you plant in my honor 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:17.980 align:middle line:84% will wilt me a portrait of leaves. 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:21.540 align:middle line:84% And when it's your turn to kiss the rings of the bone thief. 00:01:21.540 --> 00:01:27.630 align:middle line:84% And when your Manhattan is dross and piled with grave goods 00:01:27.630 --> 00:01:32.460 align:middle line:84% I'll death so well they'll say dying is ripping me off. 00:01:32.460 --> 00:01:34.470 align:middle line:84% And I'll finger my name on your tongue 00:01:34.470 --> 00:01:37.040 align:middle line:90% like it was your first born." 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.000 align:middle line:90%