WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.780 align:middle line:90% Thank you so much, Patrick. 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:04.470 align:middle line:84% That's basically the kind of introduction you dream of when 00:00:04.470 --> 00:00:07.450 align:middle line:84% you're in your bed late at night thinking, one day, 00:00:07.450 --> 00:00:08.700 align:middle line:90% I'm going to finish this book. 00:00:08.700 --> 00:00:09.720 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:11.545 align:middle line:84% Someone's going to read it, someone smart 00:00:11.545 --> 00:00:13.053 align:middle line:90% and wearing a cool suit. 00:00:13.053 --> 00:00:13.553 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:13.553 --> 00:00:15.920 align:middle line:90% Thank you. 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:18.650 align:middle line:84% And just as a bonus, he's the fiancé of my former student 00:00:18.650 --> 00:00:21.590 align:middle line:84% Barbara, so everything is awesome. 00:00:21.590 --> 00:00:22.550 align:middle line:90% So thank you so much. 00:00:22.550 --> 00:00:27.260 align:middle line:84% And thank you so much, Ander, and Aurelie, and Kate. 00:00:27.260 --> 00:00:29.930 align:middle line:84% And I'm really excited to read with one 00:00:29.930 --> 00:00:32.810 align:middle line:84% of my oldest and dearest friends, Lydia, tonight. 00:00:32.810 --> 00:00:35.030 align:middle line:84% I'm also very nervous because I'm 00:00:35.030 --> 00:00:38.780 align:middle line:84% going to read for the first time from my new novel 00:00:38.780 --> 00:00:40.920 align:middle line:84% that I've never read from before. 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:43.790 align:middle line:84% So I hope everyone is feeling, get a little drunk, 00:00:43.790 --> 00:00:44.720 align:middle line:90% a little generous. 00:00:44.720 --> 00:00:46.016 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:46.016 --> 00:00:46.817 align:middle line:90% 00:00:46.817 --> 00:00:48.650 align:middle line:84% If you're feeling pity, you can just kind of 00:00:48.650 --> 00:00:50.540 align:middle line:90% hide it in some kind of way. 00:00:50.540 --> 00:00:51.600 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:54.112 align:middle line:84% But I'm not brave enough to only read from it. 00:00:54.112 --> 00:00:56.570 align:middle line:84% So I'm going to read a little bit from Dept. of Speculation 00:00:56.570 --> 00:00:59.530 align:middle line:84% first, if that's OK with you guys.