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I've been trying to plan
a trip to the Taj Mahal.

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I have not seen the
Taj Mahal in person.

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I feel like it is my duty as a
half-Indian girl to go see it.

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And some of the best things
about knowledge and acquiring

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knowledge happen
on the internet.

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Some of the worst of humanity
is on the internet too.

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There are things--

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I'm going to read
to you a found poem,

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and you can review anything.

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So I always say that
the worst of humanity

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is in anonymous comment boxes.

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Apparently when I
was doing research,

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you can review the Taj Mahal.

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You can review any of
the wonders of the world.

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And so this is a found poem.

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I did not change or
make any of this up.

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I have sources.

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All I did was break
lines, and this

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is called "One Star
Reviews of the Taj Mahal."

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Too bad it was man made.

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As a standalone attraction,
I guess it's passable,

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but compared to the McDonald's
at Celebration Mall,

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it's just meh.

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This is not for Indians.

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Very tacky.

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The garden is so basic.

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Everything here is basic.

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We were ripped off by local
shopkeepers to hold our bags.

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You will be swarmed, swarmed
by street vendors and children.

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Swarmed by camels and parking
lot goons, and children,

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and cheats cameramen, and
stalker tourist guides,

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and camel children, and footwear
thieves, so I'm just saying,

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mind your belongings.

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I don't know what
the big deal is.

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It's just an old love story.

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But is it love?

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Or is it hate?

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Can you believe I was told to
get out with my selfie stick?

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Don't even think about
seeing it under a full moon.

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Can you believe?

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Can you believe this
tomb has no rides?

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[LAUGHTER]