This first poem, it is incredibly important
that you not imagine it coming from my body.
It is written by Hannah Ensor, and it is called
"The Vulvas in the Academy."
"There was a CFP about vulva touching.
I responded.
I said, I am currently touching my vulva.
I was accepted to the conference.
When I showed up, I had no vulva.
I said, gotcha.
I said, what is a vulva?
To you, they said, are you still touching your vulva?
That was their answer.
I couldn't believe it.
I went home without attending any of the other panels."