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"The Summer Tale."

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"Rome is the hem
home of ice cream.

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And for generations,
burgeys and pilgrim's ylyk,

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this glade folk, in
joy and bliss at mete,

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have forsaken dessert at the
Inn for the simple pleasure

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of sitting outside with
the takeaway cone."

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[LAUGHTER]

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"The last Papa, Pope Johannes
Paulus Tweye, a priest,

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holy and gay, used to have
tubs of his favorite flavor.

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marron glacé, delivered
to his summer residence.

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Thanked be God in
wele and habundaunce.

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But if his successor,
Pope Benedict XVI

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wants to see how Polish
ice cream compares

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during a viage trip
there this week a week.

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Get us some mete and
drink and make us cherre.

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He is likely to be apayed
a bit disappointed.

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'For many a pastee hastow, cakes
and ice cream can easily go off

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in summer temperatures and
can pose a danger to health,

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that has been twies hoot and
twies cool,' a spokeswyf woman

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for local health bailiffs
quod to Agence France Press.

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'That's why we're banning
takeaway sales on the day many

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pilgrims pilgrims will be
arriving in Wadowice'."

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[LAUGHTER]

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"And that isn't all
that has made it

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onto the list of
voided banned items.

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Areas that the Pope will
visit, including the cities

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of Warsaw and Krakow, will be
dry, with a ban on all liquor

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sales while the Papa is in town.

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For goddess love,
drynk more attemprely."

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[LAUGHTER]

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"Polish mennes of
lawe seyen the ban

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is in place to maintain public
order and as a mark of respect

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for the pontiff.

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No drynke which that
might him drunken make,

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but there in abstinence
preye and wake.

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Pope Benedict XVI
himself will be

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offered both red and white wyn.

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'Deus hic!' quod he.

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God is here as he
attends houses of office

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stuffed with plentee, a series
of solempne gala sopers,

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according to local
media voys reports.

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Television
advertisements for licuor

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have eek also been banned, along
with those for contraceptives,

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lingerie, and tampons."

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[LAUGHTER]

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"Chaast was man in
paradys, certeyn.

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'There is always the risk that
the faithful may feel hurt.

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How many maladys folwen
of excesse and goltonyes.

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If programming devoted to the
Pope's visit wedded to poverte

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and continence, to charite,
humblesse, and abstinence,

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is interrupted by frivolous
ads, the body is aye so redy

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and penyble', the head of
advertising for Telewizja

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Polska, the
state-run TV network,

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told the Associated
Press news agency.

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BBC News 25 May 2006.

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Here is ended the Summer Tale."

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