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This is called, The
Creator Takes the Stand.

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"I see, I see, but that's
not the worst part.

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I can't help anybody.

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They have ideas of heaven
I didn't give them,

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I just wanted them to have
fingernails and blades

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of grass.

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Do you know how impossible to
replace a single blade of grass

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with its own particular
folds and edges?

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I didn't mean to make
these perishables

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before I invented foresight.

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See, in the beginning,
there were limitations.

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Humanity was just a
knot in my throat.

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Now, even the courtroom
sketches accuse me.

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I am mudslide, murdered
infants, smashed glass sparrow.

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I have wreaked no small havoc.

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I'll plead guilty if it saves
just one socket from a knuckle

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or returns every
long dead parent.

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Objection, objection.

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My guilt changes nothing.

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I forgot to create
accountability.

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This world keeps
happening without me.

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It tends to its own
evolutions and cries

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in a voice like a dog whistle.

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I didn't invent the dog whistle
or the leash, only the ear.

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I'm so sorry for the ear.

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I meant to do no harm.

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I won't fit in a jail cell.

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I invented escape,
but also forgiveness.

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Do you remember forgiveness?

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What about the mango or
the juice that drips off

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the lip to sweeten the ground.

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See, I'm good.

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Everyone's a good
person, aren't they?

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Aren't they?"

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That one's kind of like God
having a anxiety attack,

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I guess.

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[LAUGHING]

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It's a variation of me.

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[LAUGHING]