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Now move up to the Bible,
Israel and Armageddon

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on the ghettos in Palestine.

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And Ronald Reagan was using
Armageddon all the time

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for a while when
he was in office.

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So this is called
"Takeoff on Armageddon,"

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since the United
States seems to be

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wanting to get into final
battles every once in a while.

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"Takeoff on Armageddon,"
for Ronald Reagan

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in his retirement.

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"As we tour the field in the
pause before the final battle,

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you can see the flowers growing
upside down among the opposing

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troops.

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The roses look like
hairy turds in the dirt,

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and the insects are behaving
like animals, gone wild

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in the stench because God rots.

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They have stung
everybody involved.

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The forces of good and the
forces of evil are stuck.

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It's them against them.

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They're exactly equal,
exactly the same.

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There's nothing to fight about.

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It's all over.

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They have all been
fundamentally stung.

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They stand there forever,
paralyzed in shit.

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They wanted Armageddon.

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They got it.

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This concludes the tour
of the battlefield.

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As we move beyond
good and evil, let

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us hope a sexy hunger
for catastrophe

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does not revive them from their
statuesque military postures,

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because the final battle will
be, you know, the final battle.

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Then there will be no
more good, no more evil.

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No more beyond good,
and no more beyond evil.

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No more roses
growing upside down

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in the dirt, no more
insects, and no more you

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and your rotten God."

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