Now move up to the Bible, Israel and Armageddon
on the ghettos in Palestine.
And Ronald Reagan was using Armageddon all the time
for a while when he was in office.
So this is called "Takeoff on Armageddon,"
since the United States seems to be
wanting to get into final battles every once in a while.
"Takeoff on Armageddon," for Ronald Reagan
in his retirement.
"As we tour the field in the pause before the final battle,
you can see the flowers growing upside down among the opposing
troops.
The roses look like hairy turds in the dirt,
and the insects are behaving like animals, gone wild
in the stench because God rots.
They have stung everybody involved.
The forces of good and the forces of evil are stuck.
It's them against them.
They're exactly equal, exactly the same.
There's nothing to fight about.
It's all over.
They have all been fundamentally stung.
They stand there forever, paralyzed in shit.
They wanted Armageddon.
They got it.
This concludes the tour of the battlefield.
As we move beyond good and evil, let
us hope a sexy hunger for catastrophe
does not revive them from their statuesque military postures,
because the final battle will be, you know, the final battle.
Then there will be no more good, no more evil.
No more beyond good, and no more beyond evil.
No more roses growing upside down
in the dirt, no more insects, and no more you
and your rotten God."