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Here's one more
reference to Egypt

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and I'll move up
to Greece and Rome.

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This one is called,
"Surviving the Hurricane"

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"When the neighbor's outhouse
went by and landed upside down

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on my property unoccupied I
laughed, and yelled, it's mine.

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[LAUGHTER]

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But what's so funny?

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The TV says that many,
many will get blown away

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by the hurricanes
uproarious humors.

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And now the horizontal
rain comes through my wall.

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The wallpaper hues and cries
and runs down the floor as pulp,

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as the windows go
out with the wind.

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And the wind picks off the
roof two shingles at a time,

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and there is no
difference inside or out.

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Leaning against the
wall or the wind

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is the same, this
wet, is that wet.

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There is no protection
anywhere except, I

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go stand in the upside down
outhouse with the crapper

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over my stinking head.

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Once it has dripped dry
of its stormborn shit

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and be the dry mummy
of its sarcophagus

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under the whole hurricane
of the universe.

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That's what's so funny.

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Egypt."

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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