Here's some one where cats did something good.
[LAUGHTER]
"Why There Is No Class Solidarity in America,
I read it in The Times, August 2, 1987."
"An Italian in Hackensack got mad at the Jewish lady
downstairs and hired a Polish man with three rattlesnakes
to slip them under her door and kill her.
But her cats raised such an uproar
that the cops came and caught the snakes, the Pole, and then
the Italian.
Because the Pole ratted on the Italian.
But who ratted on the Pole?
The rattlesnakes?
One of the rattlesnakes bit one of the cats.
But the cat recovered.
All this proves that there is no class solidarity in America.
But that cats are better than rattlesnakes
if they come from Hackensack and are Jewish cats."
[LAUGHTER]
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