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Here's some one where
cats did something good.

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[LAUGHTER]

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"Why There Is No Class
Solidarity in America,

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I read it in The
Times, August 2, 1987."

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"An Italian in Hackensack
got mad at the Jewish lady

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downstairs and hired a Polish
man with three rattlesnakes

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to slip them under
her door and kill her.

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But her cats raised
such an uproar

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that the cops came and caught
the snakes, the Pole, and then

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the Italian.

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Because the Pole
ratted on the Italian.

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But who ratted on the Pole?

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The rattlesnakes?

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One of the rattlesnakes
bit one of the cats.

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But the cat recovered.

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All this proves that there is
no class solidarity in America.

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But that cats are
better than rattlesnakes

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if they come from Hackensack
and are Jewish cats."

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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