WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.110 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.110 --> 00:00:04.470 align:middle line:84% This is called To The Woman Crying Uncontrollably 00:00:04.470 --> 00:00:07.005 align:middle line:90% In The Next Stall. 00:00:07.005 --> 00:00:09.846 align:middle line:84% It's like any place can be an inspiration, right? 00:00:09.846 --> 00:00:11.790 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:11.790 --> 00:00:14.670 align:middle line:84% If you ever woke in your dress at 4:00 AM, 00:00:14.670 --> 00:00:17.580 align:middle line:84% ever closed your eyes to someone you loved, 00:00:17.580 --> 00:00:19.560 align:middle line:90% opened them from one you didn't, 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:22.170 align:middle line:84% moved against a pillow in the dark, 00:00:22.170 --> 00:00:24.270 align:middle line:90% stood miserably on a beach, 00:00:24.270 --> 00:00:26.760 align:middle line:90% seaweed clinging to your ankles, 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:29.850 align:middle line:84% paid good money for a bad haircut, 00:00:29.850 --> 00:00:33.300 align:middle line:84% backed away from a mirror that wanted to kill you, 00:00:33.300 --> 00:00:36.930 align:middle line:84% bled in the backseat for lack of a tampon. 00:00:36.930 --> 00:00:39.870 align:middle line:84% If you swam across a river under rain, 00:00:39.870 --> 00:00:43.140 align:middle line:84% sang using a dildo for a microphone, 00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:46.620 align:middle line:84% stayed up to watch the moon eat the sun entire, 00:00:46.620 --> 00:00:48.540 align:middle line:84% ripped out the stitches in your heart 00:00:48.540 --> 00:00:49.890 align:middle line:90% because why not? 00:00:49.890 --> 00:00:52.470 align:middle line:84% If you think nothing and no one can, 00:00:52.470 --> 00:00:53.970 align:middle line:90% listen, I love you. 00:00:53.970 --> 00:00:56.240 align:middle line:90% Joy is coming. 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:57.000 align:middle line:90%