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I have a longstanding
hatred of dentists

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but he never [INAUDIBLE]
It's called The Wholesome Bite.

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Do you love the real
or the capped tooth?

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] Do
you see your child rising

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with laughing gas to an ideal
ruthless and gaping truth?

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It is not for impoverished
Windsors and poor mothers

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to be wired in solid gold.

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But I spoof about solemn and
not absurd bitters providers.

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Test them.

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28 white horses come
over the Red Hill.

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The dentist has
offered Eve's daughter

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a plastic cup of the use
of a peppermint pill.

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But can she survive the sight
of her grandfather's dentures

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smiling all night on a
shelf of the medicine chest

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in a glass of stale water.

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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