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Other things, if not
more urgent things.

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How to get close
without going over.

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How to feign lust for
whatever's on offer.

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How the largest possible
quantity of anything

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is a lifetime.

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A lifetime of oat bran.

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A lifetime of timing belts.

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A lifetime of saying,
sure, why not?

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I'm only on Earth
x number of years.

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And not knowing what to make x.

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Sometimes I pick a number
I've already passed.

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I remember the gambler's credo.

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When you only have $50
bucks left in this world,

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you'd better get rid of it fast.

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The last thing you
want is money around,

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reminding you every day
of the money you lost.

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The recommended retirement
plan is arabesque,

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then leap and smash
on the sea wall.

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We made a promise not
to catch each other.

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