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Good share.

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An airport.

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Like a hog farm, like a
landfill, like a graveyard.

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Has to go somewhere.

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An airport has to go somewhere.

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So why not here?

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I nominate you and you and me
to roil in our respective beds

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while the planes fly
so low overhead we

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can tell what makes they
are, the yowl of the Airbus,

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the Boeing's gregorian roar.

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At least they drown out the
rest of this inexcusably

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human night.

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Long-necked bottle greeting
the side of a passing car,

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strange chanting, fist fight
too close to the tracks,

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the neighbors with their
non-stop innovation

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in the arena of sex offender
registry drinking games.

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View the mug shot,
guess the offense.

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Drink the shot if you're wrong.

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11 men in 10 locations, guess
which two guys split a duplex?

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Drink a shot if you're wrong.

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Plug in the ocean
in order to find out

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if anyone's currently
in the ocean

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and if you consequently
should avoid it.

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Do you think you
should avoid it?

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Drink a shot if you're wrong.

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Drink while you can because
I heard from a dead guy

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there's no alcohol in heaven.

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I also heard no
alcohol on Earth.

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If you're drinking right
now, buddy, you're in hell.

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Boston has-- there's a lively
conversation about airplane

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noise and which neighborhoods
sort of bear the brunt of it.

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And that is a real detail
that I read in the paper

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that people who live
in East Boston, which

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is very close to the airport,
can identify the type of plane

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that is going by.

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