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This next poem is
called "Sun Shower."

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And it was inspired by a list
of regionalisms for sun showers.

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Does anyone know any
regionalisms for sun showers?

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The devil is beating his wife.

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That's the first one.

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So yeah, most of them
are I've made them up.

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But that one's real.

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"Sun Shower."

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Some people say the devil
is beating his wife.

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Some people say the
devil is pawing his wife.

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Some people say the
devil is doubling down

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on an overall attitude
of entitlement

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toward the body of his wife.

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Some people say the
devil won't need

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to be sorry, as the devil
believes that nothing

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comes after this life.

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Some people say that,
in spite of the devil's

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public longstanding and
meticulously long disdain

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for the health and
wholeness of his wife,

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the devil spends
all day every day

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insisting grandly and gleefully
on his general prowoman ethos

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that the devil truly
considers himself

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to be an unswayed
crusader, effortlessly

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magnetic, scrupulous,
gracious, and, in spite

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of the devil's several advanced
degrees, a luminous autodidact.

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Some people say calm down.

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This is commonplace.

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Some people say calm down.

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This is very rare.

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Some people say the sun
is washing her face.

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Some people say, in hell,
they're having a fair.

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