Another quiz.
"26."
"Rate the posthumous disciplinary measures
on the pain scale below.
Zero feels no pain at all.
Five hurts as much as you can imagine,
that you don't have to actually be crying to feel this way.
One, masturbate forever, chanting 'I am alone'
in middle Persian.
[LAUGHTER]
So I actually put the little face scale here.
I just thought I would share that.
[LAUGHTER]
It took me three hours to figure out how to do that on Word.
[LAUGHTER]
Two, contemplate your moral form in the Jade Emperor's mirror.
Three, dig through a hill with your breasts,
wearing a millstone for a cap.
No talking.
No bathroom breaks.
Hurry up, please.
It's time.
Four, be thou a deathless thorn tree in the suicidal woods.
Five, shit forever.
Six, hold up the sky.