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Another quiz.

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"26."

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"Rate the posthumous
disciplinary measures

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on the pain scale below.

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Zero feels no pain at all.

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Five hurts as much
as you can imagine,

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that you don't have to actually
be crying to feel this way.

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One, masturbate forever,
chanting 'I am alone'

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in middle Persian.

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[LAUGHTER]

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So I actually put the
little face scale here.

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I just thought I
would share that.

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[LAUGHTER]

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It took me three hours to figure
out how to do that on Word.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Two, contemplate your moral form
in the Jade Emperor's mirror.

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Three, dig through a
hill with your breasts,

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wearing a millstone for a cap.

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No talking.

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No bathroom breaks.

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Hurry up, please.

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It's time.

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Four, be thou a deathless thorn
tree in the suicidal woods.

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Five, shit forever.

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Six, hold up the sky.

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