WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.490 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:00:02.490 --> 00:00:03.990 align:middle line:90% 00:00:03.990 --> 00:00:05.820 align:middle line:90% Thanks, Tyler. 00:00:05.820 --> 00:00:07.980 align:middle line:90% That was really-- 00:00:07.980 --> 00:00:11.050 align:middle line:84% I don't feel like I can live up to it. 00:00:11.050 --> 00:00:14.220 align:middle line:90% But you know. 00:00:14.220 --> 00:00:15.060 align:middle line:90% So this is OK? 00:00:15.060 --> 00:00:16.620 align:middle line:90% You can hear me? 00:00:16.620 --> 00:00:17.850 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:00:17.850 --> 00:00:19.740 align:middle line:84% Can you see my shadow puppet here? 00:00:19.740 --> 00:00:20.430 align:middle line:90% That's a deer. 00:00:20.430 --> 00:00:22.418 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:22.418 --> 00:00:23.910 align:middle line:90% 00:00:23.910 --> 00:00:26.586 align:middle line:84% It's going to read the whole poem. 00:00:26.586 --> 00:00:31.890 align:middle line:90% 00:00:31.890 --> 00:00:33.810 align:middle line:90% So I'm going to-- 00:00:33.810 --> 00:00:37.440 align:middle line:84% and you've had time to fill it out this thing? 00:00:37.440 --> 00:00:39.030 align:middle line:90% How would you rate this event? 00:00:39.030 --> 00:00:42.660 align:middle line:84% I'm just going to suggest, excellent, you know. 00:00:42.660 --> 00:00:44.550 align:middle line:90% Maybe before we even begin. 00:00:44.550 --> 00:00:46.020 align:middle line:90% Yeah, just get out of the way. 00:00:46.020 --> 00:00:50.390 align:middle line:90% 00:00:50.390 --> 00:00:53.770 align:middle line:84% So I'm going to read from a new book 00:00:53.770 --> 00:00:55.780 align:middle line:84% that I'm working on now that is-- 00:00:55.780 --> 00:01:01.960 align:middle line:90% I have no idea how it's going. 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:04.810 align:middle line:84% But I won't really say much about it. 00:01:04.810 --> 00:01:09.550 align:middle line:84% It's a long, long poem, probably too long. 00:01:09.550 --> 00:01:10.990 align:middle line:90% It's called "Underworld Lit." 00:01:10.990 --> 00:01:14.140 align:middle line:90% 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:15.550 align:middle line:90% Yeah, I won't say much about it. 00:01:15.550 --> 00:01:21.610 align:middle line:84% It's in three sections, it's about a year. 00:01:21.610 --> 00:01:23.335 align:middle line:84% The first section is called Fall Term. 00:01:23.335 --> 00:01:28.000 align:middle line:90% 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:31.885 align:middle line:84% Any resemblance to persons historical or-- 00:01:31.885 --> 00:01:32.500 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:37.870 align:middle line:90% --real, is purely coincidental. 00:01:37.870 --> 00:01:38.770 align:middle line:90% And I'll jump around. 00:01:38.770 --> 00:01:40.910 align:middle line:84% So I'm going to read the numbers for each section. 00:01:40.910 --> 00:01:45.610 align:middle line:84% But you'll get a feeling that I'm just jumping around. 00:01:45.610 --> 00:01:52.330 align:middle line:84% One, it's in prose sections, and I'm 00:01:52.330 --> 00:01:56.605 align:middle line:84% going to time myself so I don't outstay my welcome. 00:01:56.605 --> 00:02:00.190 align:middle line:90% 00:02:00.190 --> 00:02:03.700 align:middle line:84% In the inky, dismal, and unprofitable research 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:07.930 align:middle line:84% of a recent leave of absence from the middle of my life, 00:02:07.930 --> 00:02:11.800 align:middle line:84% I came across an inscription on a historical prism 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:17.750 align:middle line:84% of Ashurbanipal that I found to be somewhat disquieting. 00:02:17.750 --> 00:02:21.920 align:middle line:84% Of an enemy, whose remains he had abused in a manner that 00:02:21.920 --> 00:02:27.080 align:middle line:84% does not bear repeating here, this most studious and exacting 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:31.100 align:middle line:84% of Mesopotamian kings professes, I 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:33.710 align:middle line:84% made him more dead than he was before. 00:02:33.710 --> 00:02:36.370 align:middle line:90% 00:02:36.370 --> 00:02:38.590 align:middle line:84% Prisms of this sort were often buried 00:02:38.590 --> 00:02:41.110 align:middle line:84% in the foundations of government buildings 00:02:41.110 --> 00:02:47.470 align:middle line:84% and therefore intended to be read by gods, but not men. 00:02:47.470 --> 00:02:50.320 align:middle line:84% Somewhere in the maze of carols and stacks, 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:55.810 align:middle line:84% I thought I could hear a low dial tone humming without end. 00:02:55.810 --> 00:03:00.850 align:middle line:84% In Ashurbanipal's library, there is a poem 00:03:00.850 --> 00:03:05.920 align:middle line:84% written on clay that corrects various commonly held errors 00:03:05.920 --> 00:03:09.720 align:middle line:90% regarding the world of the dead. 00:03:09.720 --> 00:03:16.440 align:middle line:84% Pache, Mulian, Odysseus, Madam Blavatsky, and Kwasi Benefo, 00:03:16.440 --> 00:03:21.150 align:middle line:84% it is not customarily permitted to visit the underworld. 00:03:21.150 --> 00:03:26.400 align:middle line:90% No, the underworld visits you. 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.122 align:middle line:90%