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And then I wrote--

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I just recently wrote
this little ditty.

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It's kind of doggerel.

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It's based-- it's
taken from headlines,

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so it's called "Headline Song."

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"Bush vows victory over terror,
for the orphans nightmare

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lasts.

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We'll hang on to
what proved useful,

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eggs are full of
flame retardant."

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[LAUGHTER]

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True.

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Not the kind we eat, but
there's some kind of wild bird

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that's not doing well because
its eggs have flame retardant.

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Not a good sign.

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