WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.658 align:middle line:90% "All Day Midnight." 00:00:01.658 --> 00:00:04.410 align:middle line:90% 00:00:04.410 --> 00:00:05.580 align:middle line:90% "It's late. 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:10.680 align:middle line:84% Probable preface, too early, too early. 00:00:10.680 --> 00:00:15.750 align:middle line:84% Contortion from the get-go, a boat made of twisted planks. 00:00:15.750 --> 00:00:19.920 align:middle line:84% Giraffes stampede, angels singing. 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:23.850 align:middle line:84% [INAUDIBLE] formative deformative. 00:00:23.850 --> 00:00:27.540 align:middle line:84% Brooding capers in a jittery slough. 00:00:27.540 --> 00:00:31.110 align:middle line:90% Dropped cherry popsicle. 00:00:31.110 --> 00:00:33.990 align:middle line:84% Finally, you can only trust yourself, 00:00:33.990 --> 00:00:36.750 align:middle line:84% and you can't trust that nitwit either. 00:00:36.750 --> 00:00:39.840 align:middle line:84% Fractional personality disorder trying to get 00:00:39.840 --> 00:00:44.370 align:middle line:84% elected, muscling up on the rowing machines. 00:00:44.370 --> 00:00:46.290 align:middle line:90% The fangs come out. 00:00:46.290 --> 00:00:49.830 align:middle line:84% Glottal avatars rumble in the heather. 00:00:49.830 --> 00:00:53.850 align:middle line:84% It's a battle to the death, or life maybe. 00:00:53.850 --> 00:00:56.160 align:middle line:84% The sort with bed hair and birthday 00:00:56.160 --> 00:00:58.290 align:middle line:84% cake to choke on, while plastered 00:00:58.290 --> 00:01:01.560 align:middle line:84% in the backseat of the wolf mobile. 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:04.349 align:middle line:84% But this is just another mode of being. 00:01:04.349 --> 00:01:07.710 align:middle line:84% The Greeks had another and the falls. 00:01:07.710 --> 00:01:11.070 align:middle line:84% So too, the mother who collects bridal dolls, 00:01:11.070 --> 00:01:14.100 align:middle line:84% the reason the kids got hitched elsewhere, quick, 00:01:14.100 --> 00:01:16.380 align:middle line:90% and did not return. 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:19.320 align:middle line:84% They'd like to now, but they don't know how, 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:21.540 align:middle line:84% having lived so long among the jungle 00:01:21.540 --> 00:01:26.010 align:middle line:84% folk who never ask, just toke and toke, then pogo 00:01:26.010 --> 00:01:28.080 align:middle line:90% and eat roaches. 00:01:28.080 --> 00:01:32.070 align:middle line:84% Earl is his name, Mary Beth hers. 00:01:32.070 --> 00:01:35.700 align:middle line:84% Both are rhomboidal amalgams, fully immersible 00:01:35.700 --> 00:01:37.980 align:middle line:90% and dishwater safe. 00:01:37.980 --> 00:01:42.270 align:middle line:84% Mosh pit asleep, mind in a skillet on low heat, 00:01:42.270 --> 00:01:44.880 align:middle line:90% turning an egg white opaque. 00:01:44.880 --> 00:01:47.460 align:middle line:84% The dream of the talking radish has 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:50.700 align:middle line:90% troubled Mary Beth, of late. 00:01:50.700 --> 00:01:56.080 align:middle line:84% The radish itself has a small brain and limited experience, 00:01:56.080 --> 00:01:59.490 align:middle line:84% so their verbal parlay isn't that impressive, 00:01:59.490 --> 00:02:02.910 align:middle line:84% if you discount one of the participants being a thumb 00:02:02.910 --> 00:02:06.600 align:middle line:84% sized tuber, a swollen watery root. 00:02:06.600 --> 00:02:09.270 align:middle line:90% But what sort of person could? 00:02:09.270 --> 00:02:11.350 align:middle line:90% Not our Mary Beth. 00:02:11.350 --> 00:02:14.850 align:middle line:84% She knows a jabbering carrot from a sullen rutabaga, 00:02:14.850 --> 00:02:16.890 align:middle line:90% I'll tell you that. 00:02:16.890 --> 00:02:19.200 align:middle line:84% I'll also tell you that the world floats 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:22.260 align:middle line:84% on the back of a serpent, in a puddle of serpents, 00:02:22.260 --> 00:02:24.750 align:middle line:90% if that'll satisfy you. 00:02:24.750 --> 00:02:28.170 align:middle line:84% I know no one knows your trouble, not troubles, 00:02:28.170 --> 00:02:32.790 align:middle line:84% not the river of bobbing heads, not the tower of bleeding miss. 00:02:32.790 --> 00:02:37.620 align:middle line:84% But hey, no need to get all phlegmy and geodesic. 00:02:37.620 --> 00:02:40.350 align:middle line:84% We're all just trying to push product here, 00:02:40.350 --> 00:02:43.230 align:middle line:84% trying to lose a few pounds and find 00:02:43.230 --> 00:02:45.450 align:middle line:84% our way to the center of the hive, 00:02:45.450 --> 00:02:49.760 align:middle line:84% to proffer our morsel unto the queen." 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:51.000 align:middle line:90%