WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.140 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.140 --> 00:00:05.170 align:middle line:84% And I think that's enough poems from this book. 00:00:05.170 --> 00:00:07.800 align:middle line:84% And I'm going to move on to another book. 00:00:07.800 --> 00:00:11.940 align:middle line:84% I wrote -- when I first started that I didn't even have a book. 00:00:11.940 --> 00:00:15.150 align:middle line:84% So how would I get through an hour with my poems? 00:00:15.150 --> 00:00:16.716 align:middle line:90% So I would sing songs. 00:00:16.716 --> 00:00:20.118 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:20.118 --> 00:00:22.070 align:middle line:90% 00:00:22.070 --> 00:00:24.140 align:middle line:84% I think this book is not available outside. 00:00:24.140 --> 00:00:28.440 align:middle line:84% By the way, these books are on sale very cheap. 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:30.470 align:middle line:84% You can negotiate with the bookseller out there. 00:00:30.470 --> 00:00:31.670 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:31.670 --> 00:00:33.000 align:middle line:90% Don't accept his first price. 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:33.500 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:35.480 align:middle line:90% Just say, what? 00:00:35.480 --> 00:00:38.120 align:middle line:90% Eight dollars? 00:00:38.120 --> 00:00:39.440 align:middle line:90% I haven't eaten for three days. 00:00:39.440 --> 00:00:41.570 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:41.570 --> 00:00:42.947 align:middle line:90% Try that one. 00:00:42.947 --> 00:00:44.030 align:middle line:90% See how far it'll get you. 00:00:44.030 --> 00:00:53.430 align:middle line:90% 00:00:53.430 --> 00:00:56.910 align:middle line:84% I'll read a short poem called "Drowning on the Pamet River." 00:00:56.910 --> 00:01:00.270 align:middle line:84% Now the Pamet River is a river at the Cape. 00:01:00.270 --> 00:01:02.370 align:middle line:90% You know that river chain? 00:01:02.370 --> 00:01:05.580 align:middle line:90% And it's only three-miles long. 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:11.790 align:middle line:84% And says 84, but-- oh, it's because 84 is the next page. 00:01:11.790 --> 00:01:15.270 align:middle line:84% And I don't have my reading glasses with me. 00:01:15.270 --> 00:01:18.240 align:middle line:84% I can't see with my reading glasses. 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:21.690 align:middle line:84% But I can't see without them either. 00:01:21.690 --> 00:01:23.880 align:middle line:84% I had an operation-- cured everything. 00:01:23.880 --> 00:01:26.562 align:middle line:84% I used to be able to see real well. 00:01:26.562 --> 00:01:29.760 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.070 align:middle line:84% Anyhow, you have to read the paper 00:01:32.070 --> 00:01:35.040 align:middle line:84% in the morning to see which way the tides are going-- 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:38.190 align:middle line:84% to know that if you swim out, you swim this way not that way, 00:01:38.190 --> 00:01:39.888 align:middle line:90% or you're SOL. 00:01:39.888 --> 00:01:41.430 align:middle line:84% Does everybody know what "SOL" means? 00:01:41.430 --> 00:01:43.200 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:47.003 align:middle line:84% And-- anyone not know what "SOL" means? 00:01:47.003 --> 00:01:48.420 align:middle line:84% They're afraid to say, aren't you? 00:01:48.420 --> 00:01:49.260 align:middle line:90% Shit out of luck. 00:01:49.260 --> 00:01:51.850 align:middle line:90% 00:01:51.850 --> 00:01:54.660 align:middle line:84% So this describes me swimming the wrong way 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:56.610 align:middle line:84% and not being able to read the charts right. 00:01:56.610 --> 00:01:59.310 align:middle line:90% "Drowning on the Pamet River." 00:01:59.310 --> 00:02:02.640 align:middle line:84% "Because of the pull, I ended up swimming in the grasses 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:04.320 align:middle line:90% 100 yards from nowhere. 00:02:04.320 --> 00:02:06.450 align:middle line:84% My beloved's ready to jump in after me. 00:02:06.450 --> 00:02:10.350 align:middle line:84% A black willow rushing in to save me-- my kind of dolphin. 00:02:10.350 --> 00:02:12.720 align:middle line:84% You think I struggled a yard at a time, 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:13.950 align:middle line:90% but I was nudged a little. 00:02:13.950 --> 00:02:16.840 align:middle line:84% That's why my lips were red instead of blue. 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.350 align:middle line:84% That's why I had the words to "The Dipsy Doodle" 00:02:19.350 --> 00:02:20.500 align:middle line:90% still on my tongue. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:23.220 align:middle line:84% And I was waltzing under your huge white towel, 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:27.340 align:middle line:84% your bathrobe over my head, hot tea already burning my throat. 00:02:27.340 --> 00:02:29.820 align:middle line:84% That's why I love the two Labradors so much. 00:02:29.820 --> 00:02:32.400 align:middle line:84% That's why I kissed you so desperately." 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:35.550 align:middle line:90% 00:02:35.550 --> 00:02:36.360 align:middle line:90% "The Dipsy Doodle." 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:38.490 align:middle line:90% How many know the words to that? 00:02:38.490 --> 00:02:40.050 align:middle line:90% I can remember the first line. 00:02:40.050 --> 00:02:43.470 align:middle line:84% (SINGING) The Dipsy Doodle you better beware. 00:02:43.470 --> 00:02:46.380 align:middle line:84% The Dipsy Doodle gets into your hair. 00:02:46.380 --> 00:02:48.480 align:middle line:84% And when it gets you-- da da-da da da. 00:02:48.480 --> 00:02:52.110 align:middle line:84% You go rub dun dun dun dun-dun dun. 00:02:52.110 --> 00:02:54.180 align:middle line:84% That's the way the Dipsy Doodle works. 00:02:54.180 --> 00:02:56.760 align:middle line:90% Da dum doo doo-doo doo.