WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.620 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.620 --> 00:00:04.710 align:middle line:84% A poem called "The Ink Spots," you all 00:00:04.710 --> 00:00:08.160 align:middle line:84% know the ink spots if you don't, play it. 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:10.140 align:middle line:84% Don't pretend you don't, do you know Ink Spots? 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:13.410 align:middle line:90% 00:00:13.410 --> 00:00:15.960 align:middle line:84% Dun duh duh duh di di di di if I didn't -- 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:18.180 align:middle line:90% all right, "The Ink Spots". 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:23.940 align:middle line:84% This about a dove and there is a place in here called Altoona. 00:00:23.940 --> 00:00:26.790 align:middle line:84% It's a city in Pennsylvania, what used 00:00:26.790 --> 00:00:28.980 align:middle line:90% to be a Great Railroad town. 00:00:28.980 --> 00:00:31.680 align:middle line:84% And there's a curve as a train rounds of mountain 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:33.600 align:middle line:90% called the horseshoe curve. 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.630 align:middle line:90% 00:00:36.630 --> 00:00:38.640 align:middle line:90% It's famous for about 10 miles. 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:43.230 align:middle line:90% 00:00:43.230 --> 00:00:47.550 align:middle line:84% "The thing about the dove was how he cried in my pocket, 00:00:47.550 --> 00:00:50.970 align:middle line:84% and stuck his nose out just enough to breathe some air, 00:00:50.970 --> 00:00:53.040 align:middle line:84% and we've got some snow and got some-- 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:55.230 align:middle line:90% and get some snow in his eye. 00:00:55.230 --> 00:00:58.320 align:middle line:84% And he would have snuggled in, but I was afraid and brought 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:02.640 align:middle line:84% him into the house, so he could shit on the New York Times. 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:05.099 align:middle line:84% Still I had to kiss him after a minute, 00:01:05.099 --> 00:01:09.100 align:middle line:84% I put my lips to his beak and he knew what he was doing. 00:01:09.100 --> 00:01:12.450 align:middle line:84% He stretched his neck and touched me with his open mouth 00:01:12.450 --> 00:01:16.110 align:middle line:84% lifting his wings a little, and readjusting his legs 00:01:16.110 --> 00:01:18.150 align:middle line:90% loving his own prettiness. 00:01:18.150 --> 00:01:21.030 align:middle line:84% And I just sang from one of my stupid songs, 00:01:21.030 --> 00:01:25.380 align:middle line:84% from one of my vile decades, the way I do, I have to admit. 00:01:25.380 --> 00:01:28.020 align:middle line:84% It was something from trains, I know 00:01:28.020 --> 00:01:31.140 align:middle line:84% he'd like that, resting in the cold car, 00:01:31.140 --> 00:01:35.820 align:middle line:84% slightly dusted with mountain snow, somewhere near Altoona. 00:01:35.820 --> 00:01:40.050 align:middle line:84% The horseshoe curve he knew so well, his own moan mashing 00:01:40.050 --> 00:01:44.250 align:middle line:84% the trains, a radio playing the Ink Spots, 00:01:44.250 --> 00:01:46.640 align:middle line:90% the engineer roaring." 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.000 align:middle line:90%