WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.600 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:02.350 align:middle line:90% There's a-- there was-- 00:00:02.350 --> 00:00:07.020 align:middle line:84% a movie theater, movie house, in Berkeley, where I live. 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:11.615 align:middle line:84% And it's one of those avant-garde movie houses 00:00:11.615 --> 00:00:13.740 align:middle line:84% where you go in there, you sit down for three hours 00:00:13.740 --> 00:00:16.350 align:middle line:84% and wonder what happened, because none of the movies 00:00:16.350 --> 00:00:17.400 align:middle line:90% ever make any sense. 00:00:17.400 --> 00:00:19.282 align:middle line:90% And they're from France. 00:00:19.282 --> 00:00:19.782 align:middle line:90% This is a-- 00:00:19.782 --> 00:00:21.078 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:21.078 --> 00:00:22.990 align:middle line:90% This is an occasion. 00:00:22.990 --> 00:00:26.490 align:middle line:84% It's called "Taking the Movies to the Streets." 00:00:26.490 --> 00:00:32.910 align:middle line:84% "The French movie star takes off her blouse, puts it back on. 00:00:32.910 --> 00:00:36.160 align:middle line:84% And nothing for you, Pierre, this week, 00:00:36.160 --> 00:00:40.170 align:middle line:84% next week, and if I have it my way, as long 00:00:40.170 --> 00:00:43.230 align:middle line:90% as that dirty thing stands up. 00:00:43.230 --> 00:00:44.700 align:middle line:90% The movie ends. 00:00:44.700 --> 00:00:47.910 align:middle line:84% The patrons blink when the lights come on. 00:00:47.910 --> 00:00:50.010 align:middle line:90% I help my wife with her coat. 00:00:50.010 --> 00:00:52.890 align:middle line:84% My friend helps his wife with her coat. 00:00:52.890 --> 00:00:56.850 align:middle line:84% The men around us are just as helpful. 00:00:56.850 --> 00:01:01.140 align:middle line:84% But are any of them like me, confused about what they saw? 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:04.050 align:middle line:90% Two hours of bedroom crying. 00:01:04.050 --> 00:01:07.350 align:middle line:84% And why did the old nun beat herself with a candle? 00:01:07.350 --> 00:01:11.040 align:middle line:84% What was this about a saint with the flying cape? 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:15.330 align:middle line:84% Where did the mouse come from when the violin started? 00:01:15.330 --> 00:01:17.400 align:middle line:90% Poor, brie-fed mouse. 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:20.965 align:middle line:84% 10 minutes on the screen and no credit in the end. 00:01:20.965 --> 00:01:23.190 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:23.190 --> 00:01:27.090 align:middle line:84% Outside, the stars mingle with neon. 00:01:27.090 --> 00:01:30.480 align:middle line:84% The faces of newspapers drink from the gutter. 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:34.350 align:middle line:84% We walk back to the car, the four of us smiling. 00:01:34.350 --> 00:01:36.150 align:middle line:90% What was it about? 00:01:36.150 --> 00:01:37.290 align:middle line:90% I look back. 00:01:37.290 --> 00:01:40.680 align:middle line:90% The marquee glows 'psychodrama.' 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:43.830 align:middle line:90% That's what I need in my life. 00:01:43.830 --> 00:01:47.460 align:middle line:84% Lust is a slow slime in the heart. 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:51.750 align:middle line:84% I nudge against my friend's wife's tear-shaped ass. 00:01:51.750 --> 00:01:53.710 align:middle line:90% She's beautiful. 00:01:53.710 --> 00:01:58.110 align:middle line:84% I've seen her hang laundry and board a bus in high heels. 00:01:58.110 --> 00:02:01.500 align:middle line:84% Psychodrama, I breathe in her ear. 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:05.820 align:middle line:84% She squeals, laughs, and tells her husband, honey, 00:02:05.820 --> 00:02:07.470 align:middle line:90% Gary is doing it again. 00:02:07.470 --> 00:02:09.720 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:09.720 --> 00:02:13.050 align:middle line:84% Honey punches me in the arm softly. 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:17.460 align:middle line:84% Psychodrama, he says, and places a creepy kiss 00:02:17.460 --> 00:02:21.120 align:middle line:90% on my screaming wife's mouth." 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:22.544 align:middle line:90% That really didn't happen. 00:02:22.544 --> 00:02:25.330 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:25.330 --> 00:02:26.880 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:28.000 align:middle line:90%