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This one called "Artichoke."

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It's either about the
artichokes or sex,

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neither of which you'll be
able to find in Aberdeen.

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[LAUGHTER]

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"The nubbed leaves come
away in a tease of green,

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thinning down to the membrane.

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The quick, purpled,
beginnings of the male.

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Then the slow
hairs of the heart,

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the choke that guards its
trophy, its vegetable goblet.

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The meat of it lies,
displayed, up-ended, al dente,

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the stub-root
aching in its oil."

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