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The next one is risky poem to
read but it's kind of funny.

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It's got-- this doesn't
have a stop on it.

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It's got some quotes in it.

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And so I'll go like this,
an indication of a quote.

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There's two people
sitting on a--

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in bed, lying in bed and
telling stories to each other.

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It's called "A Night
of Many Orgasms."

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"They have finished making love
and she was telling stories.

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We were four women on a
porch, talking about sex.

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One said, I have to finish
off with digital manipulation.

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And the second, I can only
be orgasmic when I'm alone.

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And the third, I only
come when I'm on top."

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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"They were quiet for a while,
snuggling, thinking it over.

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Those shy shadows which were
the secret spilling out.

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And I was the one who tipped
the whole boat, she said.

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And he said, can you
come by humping my legs?

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And she said, try me.

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And she came again.

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And as they lay in
each other's arms,

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she told him about the
night of many orgasms.

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Her head snapping back against
the headboard, the broken neck,

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the emergency room."

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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"The interns laughing openly.

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The brace she wore for weeks."

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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"Her new husband parading her
around in public like a doe

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he'd shot, but only wounded.

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But kept as a pet to show
what a great but compassionate

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hunter he was."

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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That actually,
parts of that came

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from a conversation
with several women

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on a porch at a
writer's conference.

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And one asked them some
kind of question about sex

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and some of this all came out.

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You never know how the
other gender's preferences,

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how they--

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you know, what do they do?

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How is their sex lives
are different from mine?

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Is it better, more
interesting, more slick?

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What?

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I'm talking too much here.

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]