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So this poem is titled
"Oblivious Imperialism

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is the Worst Kind."

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"Is hobo short for something?

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I just got called one.

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Someone recently said, hey,
your nails are beautiful,

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but the rest of your
outfit is just OK.

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Glamour is my great love, but
it's too expensive and too much

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work.

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My beautiful glittered nails
are my homage to glamour.

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Every time I hear an
interview with a fashion model

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talking about how hard
her job is walking

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up and down the runway, up
and down, so much walking,

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I become very tired in my
vicarious glamour fatigue,

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and I must nap.

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Everyone around the world
knows America's real fashion

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statement is bullet holes.

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Every single day, we spray
the Arab world with bullets,

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sometimes in the
faces of babies.

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We don't have special little
bullets for the baby faces.

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They have to take our
adult-sized bullets

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right in the middle of their
little crying baby faces.

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Bam, take that, baby.

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It's American fashion."

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