WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.660 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.660 --> 00:00:05.950 align:middle line:84% "Even Funnier than Pretending to Do It Is Actually Doing It." 00:00:05.950 --> 00:00:10.220 align:middle line:84% "Even Funnier than Pretending to Do It Is Actually Doing It." 00:00:10.220 --> 00:00:11.420 align:middle line:90% "Action. 00:00:11.420 --> 00:00:14.650 align:middle line:90% Mania, monster to follow. 00:00:14.650 --> 00:00:17.650 align:middle line:84% A searchlight against our window above the block they closed off 00:00:17.650 --> 00:00:21.160 align:middle line:84% to shoot the Godzilla remake woke me. 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:24.700 align:middle line:84% The neck of a crane was nuzzling the cathedral downstairs, 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:27.010 align:middle line:90% an edit away from fantasy. 00:00:27.010 --> 00:00:28.690 align:middle line:90% Zoom at will. 00:00:28.690 --> 00:00:30.700 align:middle line:90% You were still asleep. 00:00:30.700 --> 00:00:34.150 align:middle line:84% More perfect than one to one is no scale. 00:00:34.150 --> 00:00:36.810 align:middle line:90% I thought about it again. 00:00:36.810 --> 00:00:39.090 align:middle line:84% The day we met, my friend Bethesda's boyfriend 00:00:39.090 --> 00:00:41.885 align:middle line:84% explained-- about having let his roommate Manhattan crawl 00:00:41.885 --> 00:00:43.260 align:middle line:84% in bed with him every night she'd 00:00:43.260 --> 00:00:46.740 align:middle line:84% been gone-- what's even funnier than pretending to do it. 00:00:46.740 --> 00:00:50.870 align:middle line:84% And he actually laughed, she said, and cried. 00:00:50.870 --> 00:00:53.290 align:middle line:90% It is funny, in actuality. 00:00:53.290 --> 00:00:57.870 align:middle line:84% Like sitting, standing, walking, sleeping isn't it. 00:00:57.870 --> 00:01:03.530 align:middle line:84% An actual secret takes time, and here-on-out, hypnosis. 00:01:03.530 --> 00:01:05.390 align:middle line:84% When we went down for Chinese, every doorway 00:01:05.390 --> 00:01:08.270 align:middle line:84% had soldiers under walkmen, doomed extras waiting 00:01:08.270 --> 00:01:10.250 align:middle line:90% to shoot the illusion again. 00:01:10.250 --> 00:01:14.000 align:middle line:84% What is not razing, scorching, swatting and lashing? 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:17.570 align:middle line:84% What good is camouflage on 25th Street? 00:01:17.570 --> 00:01:20.990 align:middle line:84% And, does Tokyo come back from something like this? 00:01:20.990 --> 00:01:22.990 align:middle line:84% In the original, they had to recreate everything 00:01:22.990 --> 00:01:26.340 align:middle line:84% in miniature and fill the screen, steady the camera. 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:29.430 align:middle line:84% Now in New York, you put the succubus in afterward. 00:01:29.430 --> 00:01:31.700 align:middle line:90% Action mania. 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:35.570 align:middle line:84% Tanks edge, troops scramble, live, aiming for its eyes, 00:01:35.570 --> 00:01:41.771 align:middle line:84% for platforms on the craning crane head, a storey above us. 00:01:41.771 --> 00:01:45.450 align:middle line:84% The commotion is incomplete, an engine of cries withheld. 00:01:45.450 --> 00:01:47.642 align:middle line:90% Not so, laughs. 00:01:47.642 --> 00:01:49.350 align:middle line:84% There is a light trapped in my eyes, that 00:01:49.350 --> 00:01:51.320 align:middle line:90% doesn't go when I close them. 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:55.360 align:middle line:84% I crouch over you to see you, to make sure of you. 00:01:55.360 --> 00:01:57.220 align:middle line:84% The director calls for Continuity 00:01:57.220 --> 00:02:01.570 align:middle line:84% to prepare a second take, a mayhem more the same. 00:02:01.570 --> 00:02:03.390 align:middle line:90% I'm thinking about it again. 00:02:03.390 --> 00:02:07.320 align:middle line:84% I am doing it, this time on location. 00:02:07.320 --> 00:02:09.515 align:middle line:90% Pandemonium never sleeps. 00:02:09.515 --> 00:02:11.500 align:middle line:90% You cannot pretend." 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:12.000 align:middle line:90%