WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.383 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.383 --> 00:00:01.800 align:middle line:84% And then I'll just go-- if someone 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:05.560 align:middle line:84% asks me to read "Lucky Life" the title poem I'll do that. 00:00:05.560 --> 00:00:07.570 align:middle line:84% This is called "The Sweetness of Life." 00:00:07.570 --> 00:00:09.730 align:middle line:90% It's about mushrooms. 00:00:09.730 --> 00:00:12.460 align:middle line:84% And there was a book came out many years ago. 00:00:12.460 --> 00:00:15.600 align:middle line:84% The Mushroom and the Cross, I think it was called. 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:21.100 align:middle line:84% And then Civ 101, and it shows that all religion 00:00:21.100 --> 00:00:24.310 align:middle line:90% came from ingesting mushrooms. 00:00:24.310 --> 00:00:30.530 align:middle line:84% And I had a friend who taught world civilization or history, 00:00:30.530 --> 00:00:32.920 align:middle line:90% and he was an ex-Catholic. 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:34.540 align:middle line:90% And they're the worst. 00:00:34.540 --> 00:00:36.760 align:middle line:84% And he loved to prove that there was no God. 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:38.410 align:middle line:90% There was nothing. 00:00:38.410 --> 00:00:42.070 align:middle line:84% And so I told him about-- well, I told him about Ezekiel. 00:00:42.070 --> 00:00:43.260 align:middle line:90% He'd never heard of Ezekiel. 00:00:43.260 --> 00:00:45.340 align:middle line:84% Ha, Catholics don't read the Bible. 00:00:45.340 --> 00:00:48.280 align:middle line:84% And I told them about Ezekiel ingesting 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:50.650 align:middle line:84% what in the King James Version was called a roll. 00:00:50.650 --> 00:00:54.740 align:middle line:84% I told him it was a mushroom, and he went crazy. 00:00:54.740 --> 00:00:57.530 align:middle line:84% And then when he came across that book, 00:00:57.530 --> 00:01:01.893 align:middle line:84% he just taught about how everything was mushrooms. 00:01:01.893 --> 00:01:03.685 align:middle line:84% So this poem is for my friend, Kevin Riley. 00:01:03.685 --> 00:01:06.730 align:middle line:84% It's called "The Sweetness of Life." 00:01:06.730 --> 00:01:09.640 align:middle line:84% "After the heavy rain we were able to tell 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:14.470 align:middle line:84% about the mushrooms, which ones made us sick, which ones had 00:01:14.470 --> 00:01:16.930 align:middle line:84% the dry bitterness, which ones caused 00:01:16.930 --> 00:01:20.950 align:middle line:84% stomach pains and dizziness and hallucinations. 00:01:20.950 --> 00:01:23.140 align:middle line:84% It was the beginning of religion again-- 00:01:23.140 --> 00:01:26.860 align:middle line:84% on the river-- all the battles, ecstasies, 00:01:26.860 --> 00:01:31.040 align:middle line:84% persecutions taking place beside the hackberries 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:33.340 align:middle line:90% and the fallen locusts. 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:36.550 align:middle line:84% I sat there like a lunatic, weeping, raving, 00:01:36.550 --> 00:01:40.120 align:middle line:84% standing on my head, living in three and four, 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:42.190 align:middle line:90% five places at once. 00:01:42.190 --> 00:01:46.330 align:middle line:84% I sat there letting the wild and domestic combine, 00:01:46.330 --> 00:01:52.300 align:middle line:84% finally accepting the sweetness of life, on my own mushy log, 00:01:52.300 --> 00:01:55.410 align:middle line:84% in the white and spotted moonlight." 00:01:55.410 --> 00:01:58.000 align:middle line:90%