And you need to know a poem--
I mean, a song.
And if you know merengue, you probably know Kinito Méndez.
And the song, it's a riddle.
And the rhythm goes--
it's a riddle.
And the rhythm of the riddle is [RHYTHMIC SOUNDS]
So that's what I try to copy.
And this is called "There's a wall, Featuring Kinito Méndez."
[INAUDIBLE] And I've only read it once.
It's really new.
"There's a Wall, Featuring Kinito Méndez."
There's a wall.
There's a wall where people are tanning--
Speedos, bikinis inside of a hammock
on top of the wall at the edge of a river
in the Mexican desert.
There's an agent.
There's an agent, chicken necks, running
toward the people with Speedos, bikinis inside
of a hammock on top of the wall at the edge of a river
in the Mexican desert.
There's a deputy.
There's a deputy who ordered that agents arrest the people
in Speedos, bikinis inside of a hammock
on top of the wall at the edge of a river
in the Mexican desert.
There's a commissioner.
A commissioner.
Commissioner who told the Secretary, "No, Captain," who
said, "Arrest," to the deputy who ordered the agent running
at the people tanning--
Speedos, bikinis inside of a hammock
on top of the wall at the edge of a river
in the Mexican desert.
There's a Secretary.
The Secretary.
The Secretary who told the Commissioner,
"Don't, the cameras are watching,"
Commissioner who ordered the deputy, who
told the agent, "Arrest," Speedos,
bikinis inside of a hammock on top
of the wall at the edge of a river in the Mexican desert.
There's a president.
Oh, the President.
President who said, "You're fired,"
to the Secretary who responded, "I'm in command here, Mr."
Who told the Commissioner, "Don't, cameras are watching."
Commissioner who said, "Follow my orders,"
to the deputy who sent the agents running
toward the tanners in Speedos, bikinis inside
of a hammock on top of the wall at the edge of a river
in the Mexican desert.
And the wall is me.
Yes, it's me.
I'm wearing a Speedo.
Yes, he is.
Inside a bikini.
Yes, he is.
I'm not even Mexican.
No, he's not.
So let me tan, please.
Let him be.
Please let me breathe.
Let him live.
Fuck the border patrol.
Yes, fuck them, please.
Ah, sí.
Ah si, mamacita, sí.
Ah, sí.
Ah, sí mamacita, sí.
Y ya.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]