WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.550 align:middle line:84% And since we're out here in the desert, 00:00:02.550 --> 00:00:07.680 align:middle line:84% I would like to read a few ant poems I wrote in the desert. 00:00:07.680 --> 00:00:10.140 align:middle line:90% This one is called "Desert Ant". 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:14.100 align:middle line:84% "Desert ant says 'and' with every step. 00:00:14.100 --> 00:00:15.840 align:middle line:90% So that it sounds like this-- 00:00:15.840 --> 00:00:18.458 align:middle line:84% and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, 00:00:18.458 --> 00:00:20.010 align:middle line:90% and, and-- 00:00:20.010 --> 00:00:22.090 align:middle line:90% and so on. 00:00:22.090 --> 00:00:24.630 align:middle line:84% By the time I make my way to the same desert, 00:00:24.630 --> 00:00:26.550 align:middle line:84% I have been collecting and carrying 00:00:26.550 --> 00:00:29.220 align:middle line:84% an accumulation of nouns over the past-- oh, I 00:00:29.220 --> 00:00:30.630 align:middle line:90% don't know how many days. 00:00:30.630 --> 00:00:34.470 align:middle line:84% And so I insert them in between the steps of the ant. 00:00:34.470 --> 00:00:44.660 align:middle line:84% Cilantro, tennis, phone, hand, needle, rock, hair, Mingus, 00:00:44.660 --> 00:00:47.720 align:middle line:90% monk, mouth-- 00:00:47.720 --> 00:00:51.530 align:middle line:84% I have been ignoring the dirty looks the ant keeps giving me. 00:00:51.530 --> 00:00:53.990 align:middle line:84% But finally, I cave in, which means 00:00:53.990 --> 00:00:56.330 align:middle line:90% I stop to listen carefully. 00:00:56.330 --> 00:00:58.610 align:middle line:84% I am informed that I have thrown off 00:00:58.610 --> 00:01:01.880 align:middle line:84% the rhythm of "and, and, and, and, and." 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:05.090 align:middle line:84% I am informed that this shall not continue. 00:01:05.090 --> 00:01:07.740 align:middle line:90% I am given several options. 00:01:07.740 --> 00:01:08.870 align:middle line:90% I choose "monk". 00:01:08.870 --> 00:01:12.170 align:middle line:84% So for a while we do, monk and monk and monk and monk and monk 00:01:12.170 --> 00:01:14.090 align:middle line:90% and monk and monk. 00:01:14.090 --> 00:01:16.700 align:middle line:84% I thought we were doing OK, but before I know it, 00:01:16.700 --> 00:01:18.200 align:middle line:90% the ant is out of sight. 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:21.440 align:middle line:84% And then before I know it, the ant has made a decision. 00:01:21.440 --> 00:01:24.320 align:middle line:84% And then before I know it, the ant is in my mouth 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:29.440 align:middle line:84% and mouth and mouth and mouth and mouth and mouth and mouth." 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:30.000 align:middle line:90%