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"That Time When Girl F
Walked Into a Bubble Bath

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With All Her Clothes On."

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"It was very beautiful.

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Sometimes when we're
sitting on the back porch

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drinking devils out of blue
dresses in our Mason jars,

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we remember it, and a
soft, smiling expression

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washes gently over our faces,
except for this last time

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it happened.

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Everybody but me got that
soft, smiling expression,

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and I alone got stuck with
the resting scowl expression.

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Fortunately, one of the features
of the soft, smiling expression

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is that for the
duration of one's soft,

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smiling expression, one
is unable to register

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any expressions on
others that are not also

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a version of the soft,
smiling expression,

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meaning my resting
scowl expression

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would remain invisible
to everyone for as long

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as they kept up their
soft, smiling expressions.

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Thank goodness,
because what is there

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to scowl at when faced
with the memory of girl F

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walking into a gorgeous
vertical, geranium, champagne,

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lavender, sage, yarrow bubble
bath with all her clothes on?

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Just the thought of
it makes me swoon.

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Yeah, swoon."

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