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"Deflated Rubber Turkey."

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"There is one atop each
of the girl's heads.

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Clearly they've been playing
this game for a while

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now, because there is
only one girl who's

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turkey is still full
of air, and that girl

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is girl D. The game is
called duck, duck, turkey.

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Although they go through
the motions of having an it

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and having that it walk
around the outside of a circle

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of sitting girls, tapping
them on their turkey heads

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while saying duck, duck,
duck, duck, until they say

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turkey while hitting the
turkey on the head of a girl

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and then running around
the circle trying

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to sit down in the
open spot in the circle

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before getting tagged--

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all of those little
details and actions

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are for the benefit
of the home audience.

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The general stance over here is
based on the unshakeable belief

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that playing this game is
going to lead to a better, more

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just society for all, once
everybody's turkey is equally

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deflated.

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And although most of the turkeys
are indeed mostly deflated,

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none of the girls
can keep themselves

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from glancing furtively
at the head of girl D,

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her hair positively radiant
in the light bouncing off

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of the almost fully inflated
rubber turkey on her head.

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How can this be?

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What is wrong with
everybody else's turkey?

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Did girl D get a refill or more
air than others to begin with?

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Is that really a turkey?

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Maybe girl D's turkey is
not made out of rubber

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like the rest.

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What if the rubber turkey of
girl D was filled with turkey?"

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