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This one's mine.

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"Bright Sun in the Head of the
Girls, Translation Number One."

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これはさっきやった失敗 "Bright Sun in
the Head of the Girls."

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というやつのとてもいい
加減な適当な翻訳です

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訴訟を起こしてごらん
アッハッハッ

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"The preceding line
explains the fact that this,

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what you're hearing, is an
irresponsible and mediocre

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translation of the poem from
earlier called 'Bright Sun

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in the Head of the Girls.'

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And then at the
end of the line I

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said "sue me" in Japanese,
which caused a giggle.

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When the mediocre translator
gives up on translating,

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a party of five begins.

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まあとにかく、かくかく
しかしそれだけでなく、

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明るいカラっカラに
乾燥した牛の糞

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That was the bright, dried cow shit.

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牛の糞, right?

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And then the bright, hidden
stones is the

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明るーい
きれいな石ころコロコロ

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心の中には貴重な粘度の笛, 口笛

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That was the bright,
precious clay whistles.

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Did you blow it,
or did you blow it?

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でもやはり翻訳はここまでとします

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10時54分、もう夜遅いし
あなたの野暮ったさに疲れたし

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実は今日結構辛かったし

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When girl F finally gets
to sleep with girl H,

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the bright wounds hammered
into gossamer threads

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wrapped around the
heart of girl H reached

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through the bright
lines, leaving tracks

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on the marrow of girl F.
Yeah, that was the original.

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The mediocre translator's over
there now, dropping her shit.

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That's the word ふん,
synonymous with the counter

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for minutes, so she says.

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10:54, ふん,
a stupid pun that

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signals how she's
feeling about being asked

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to play the role of
the shitty translator

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at this late hour in the day.

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ここでせんといとが転がりかけ落ちなが
らお互いにキラキラと輝きだして

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そもそもその愛情そのものが熱を
貯めて貯めて小さな可愛い太陽になって

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その太陽は鳥の巣の
ような頭の上にあるのが

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実際問題そんなことをすると
危険で見つかってしまうので


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The lines and 英語の文章の
threads fall into each other

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and over a mutual sparkling
of their hot, little sun.

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They are not up in the
head, as advertised,

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but 隠れろ that is how they
逃げろ protect themselves.

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Get out.

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逃げろ, get out."