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The most recent voice
I've fiddled with

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is one that I had the
most trouble with.

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It's a young fellow
that I call Ludi, Jr.,

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and I try to explain him--
that's his picture there.

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I try to explain him
on the back cover.

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As a young fellow trying
to tell the truth,

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thus he is roughly the
first half of ludicrous.

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So I call him Ludi Jr. Ludacris
Jr. Half scamp, half prodigy,

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half imp-- if you can imagine
all three halves making

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the whole--

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whose mind takes off
in various directions.

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And I'd like to read just
two or three of these.

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Most of them have
rather long titles.

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I was Messing with
the long title.

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During the sermon Ludi, Jr.
Dreams of the girl in the next

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pew.

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How her long blonde hair
must follow her everywhere.

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When she sits down the
hair settling itself in

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place not daring to
move until spoken to.

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When she enters the dime store,
the hair reaching out and down

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to examine the cold cream.

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In Potter's grocery, the
hair polishing the apples,

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catching their fire.

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And at night, oh, at night,
the tipends sparking the linen.

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