WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.170 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.170 --> 00:00:02.730 align:middle line:90% "Meals." 00:00:02.730 --> 00:00:05.830 align:middle line:84% "Mother Wendy lays down the rules. 00:00:05.830 --> 00:00:10.410 align:middle line:84% Rule number one: There will be no hitting back. 00:00:10.410 --> 00:00:12.210 align:middle line:90% But poor Tootles! 00:00:12.210 --> 00:00:14.940 align:middle line:84% He's too big and fat, and his elbows, 00:00:14.940 --> 00:00:19.050 align:middle line:84% even when eating make-believe, push against the other boys 00:00:19.050 --> 00:00:20.640 align:middle line:90% and smack. 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:23.820 align:middle line:84% Rule number two-- should you have 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:27.030 align:middle line:84% something to speak out against, politely raise your arm 00:00:27.030 --> 00:00:30.330 align:middle line:84% and declare that you complain of so-and-so. 00:00:30.330 --> 00:00:33.810 align:middle line:84% Is your mug empty slightly, darling? 00:00:33.810 --> 00:00:36.180 align:middle line:90% Not quite empty, mummy. 00:00:36.180 --> 00:00:39.270 align:middle line:84% I complain of Tootles, who has with his hand 00:00:39.270 --> 00:00:41.040 align:middle line:90% knocked over my milk mug. 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:44.100 align:middle line:84% I will require more milk, mummy, and Father, 00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:46.230 align:middle line:84% who is not sitting at the head of the table 00:00:46.230 --> 00:00:48.900 align:middle line:84% nor at the foot of the table nor anywhere else-- 00:00:48.900 --> 00:00:51.150 align:middle line:84% and Father, who is not sitting with a tray 00:00:51.150 --> 00:00:54.060 align:middle line:84% somewhere else alone-- and Father, who has not come home 00:00:54.060 --> 00:00:55.260 align:middle line:90% for several days now. 00:00:55.260 --> 00:00:59.970 align:middle line:84% The girl Wendy is left to mother alone. 00:00:59.970 --> 00:01:03.870 align:middle line:84% And where has father gone to, gone to, mummy? 00:01:03.870 --> 00:01:07.170 align:middle line:90% Can you your brood feed? 00:01:07.170 --> 00:01:09.420 align:middle line:84% Tootles says that he would like to be father. 00:01:09.420 --> 00:01:11.460 align:middle line:84% And if he can't be father, well, then, he 00:01:11.460 --> 00:01:13.170 align:middle line:84% should like to pretend at being baby. 00:01:13.170 --> 00:01:16.140 align:middle line:84% I don't suppose, Michael, you would let me be baby? 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:18.780 align:middle line:90% Michael, make room, make room. 00:01:18.780 --> 00:01:23.570 align:middle line:84% Something anon is coming with smaller feet than you." 00:01:23.570 --> 00:01:25.000 align:middle line:90%