WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.900 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.900 --> 00:00:02.760 align:middle line:90% Here's one of my nasty ones. 00:00:02.760 --> 00:00:13.012 align:middle line:84% [LAUGHS] That's real sick when I-- yeah, it is, but I like it. 00:00:13.012 --> 00:00:23.010 align:middle line:84% [LAUGHS] It's called "The Mortician's 12-year-old Son." 00:00:23.010 --> 00:00:26.700 align:middle line:84% It's sick and funny, but then think about it 00:00:26.700 --> 00:00:28.740 align:middle line:84% and you'll probably throw up maybe. 00:00:28.740 --> 00:00:32.142 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:32.142 --> 00:00:35.070 align:middle line:90% 00:00:35.070 --> 00:00:37.470 align:middle line:90% "Mortician's 12-year-old Son." 00:00:37.470 --> 00:00:40.530 align:middle line:84% "Lady, when you were alive, I'd see you 00:00:40.530 --> 00:00:44.760 align:middle line:84% on the streets, long green dress with a velvet flower, 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:47.400 align:middle line:84% sown dead center between your breasts, 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:51.840 align:middle line:84% so tightly I could never get a look inside. 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:54.870 align:middle line:84% Now the gas lamps half light the table, 00:00:54.870 --> 00:00:58.500 align:middle line:84% washing the sheet that covers you with shadows. 00:00:58.500 --> 00:01:03.360 align:middle line:84% A few strands of your dyed red hair hang nearly to the floor 00:01:03.360 --> 00:01:07.170 align:middle line:84% as if all your blood had run there to hide. 00:01:07.170 --> 00:01:10.260 align:middle line:84% I lift the sheet, rub the mole on your cheek, 00:01:10.260 --> 00:01:15.540 align:middle line:84% and it comes off black and oily on my hand. 00:01:15.540 --> 00:01:18.930 align:middle line:84% I bend over your breasts and sing, love, 00:01:18.930 --> 00:01:21.090 align:middle line:90% sister's just a kiss away. 00:01:21.090 --> 00:01:22.800 align:middle line:90% Just a kiss away. 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:25.200 align:middle line:84% I cover your nipples with my mouth. 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:29.450 align:middle line:84% Tonight these breasts belong to me." 00:01:29.450 --> 00:01:37.017 align:middle line:90%