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This is called "The Dwarf."

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And it's sort of my poem.

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It's from me to me in a way,
because the joke's always

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on me No matter what I do.

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I think, boy, I really
got it together.

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I used to know this chick,
she's always saying--

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it was in Laguna Beach.

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She say, "Boy, as soon as
I get my shit together,"

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and she never did.

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[LAUGHTER]

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"The Dwarf."

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"From where I stand,
fat lady, I can

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see you winding the radium
clock in your vagina

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while your half life already
caught in the lymph nodes

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is burning out.

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I can see the pimples
on your knees growing

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red, hair sprouting split at
the tips, each a great antenna,

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your toes wiggling in despair,
and there and your eyes,

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my own shoe-like face laced
with the same uncontrollable

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laughter."

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