WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.560 align:middle line:90% All right, "Frieda." 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:04.880 align:middle line:90% Pay attention. 00:00:04.880 --> 00:00:06.570 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:00:06.570 --> 00:00:09.510 align:middle line:84% "Frieda, back in the '50s, one day her boyfriend 00:00:09.510 --> 00:00:12.900 align:middle line:84% in black denims, white t-shirt, sleeves rolled up, 00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:17.490 align:middle line:84% hair greased back, cigarette dangling, surly, I suppose, 00:00:17.490 --> 00:00:22.350 align:middle line:84% behind his shades, picked her up after school in his black Ford, 00:00:22.350 --> 00:00:23.580 align:middle line:90% top down. 00:00:23.580 --> 00:00:27.030 align:middle line:84% And she frivolously tossed her books, 00:00:27.030 --> 00:00:30.970 align:middle line:84% jumped in so he could vroom off, leave 00:00:30.970 --> 00:00:35.010 align:middle line:84% us ninth grade boys in awe, though no one considered 00:00:35.010 --> 00:00:37.770 align:middle line:90% her even close to pretty. 00:00:37.770 --> 00:00:42.990 align:middle line:84% But her car wouldn't start and wouldn't start 00:00:42.990 --> 00:00:46.830 align:middle line:84% and we stood around waiting, amused. 00:00:46.830 --> 00:00:49.080 align:middle line:90% And the car wouldn't start. 00:00:49.080 --> 00:00:51.720 align:middle line:84% And Frieda froze and sang to herself. 00:00:51.720 --> 00:00:54.660 align:middle line:84% I'm sure this would happen to me, 00:00:54.660 --> 00:00:57.780 align:middle line:84% wouldn't start, wouldn't start, and Frieda's boyfriend 00:00:57.780 --> 00:01:02.250 align:middle line:84% pressing, pressing the button, staying cool, cool. 00:01:02.250 --> 00:01:03.970 align:middle line:90% But it wouldn't. 00:01:03.970 --> 00:01:07.110 align:middle line:90% And Frieda trying hard not to. 00:01:07.110 --> 00:01:10.560 align:middle line:90% This would-- would happen to me. 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:14.370 align:middle line:84% Wouldn't start, wouldn't start, until finally, somehow, it 00:01:14.370 --> 00:01:18.570 align:middle line:84% cranked over and he peeled out, tires screeching, muffler 00:01:18.570 --> 00:01:21.510 align:middle line:84% roaring, vrooming, leaving us gawking, 00:01:21.510 --> 00:01:24.960 align:middle line:84% the way he meant it all to be in the first place." 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:27.385 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:27.385 --> 00:01:29.810 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:29.810 --> 00:01:31.760 align:middle line:90% Thank you. 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:35.000 align:middle line:90%