WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.470 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.470 --> 00:00:02.040 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:05.325 align:middle line:84% Since yesterday was Halloween, I'll 00:00:05.325 --> 00:00:08.935 align:middle line:84% read you a Halloween poem about a friend of ours who 00:00:08.935 --> 00:00:14.160 align:middle line:84% kind of tricked us into dressing up for Halloween, 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:19.560 align:middle line:84% and I've only seen him once in the last-- 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:23.250 align:middle line:90% must be 30, 40 years. 00:00:23.250 --> 00:00:24.840 align:middle line:90% "Davy." 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:29.190 align:middle line:84% "One day, Davy whispered the way he had never before, 00:00:29.190 --> 00:00:33.480 align:middle line:84% something he wanted to show me in his Aunt's bedroom 00:00:33.480 --> 00:00:37.260 align:middle line:84% where he took out her big, black brassiere. 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:41.017 align:middle line:84% Hollywood came-- I'm sorry, Halloween came." 00:00:41.017 --> 00:00:44.700 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:44.700 --> 00:00:47.460 align:middle line:90% OK, Hollywood-- Halloween came. 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:48.908 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:48.908 --> 00:00:50.700 align:middle line:84% What the hell, I'm obsessed with Hollywood. 00:00:50.700 --> 00:00:55.530 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:55.530 --> 00:00:58.890 align:middle line:90% Is there an agent out there? 00:00:58.890 --> 00:01:04.860 align:middle line:84% How about feelings of a contract there? 00:01:04.860 --> 00:01:06.428 align:middle line:90% OK, then behave yourselves. 00:01:06.428 --> 00:01:08.260 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:11.372 align:middle line:90% Now listen to this. 00:01:11.372 --> 00:01:12.915 align:middle line:90% This is serious stuff. 00:01:12.915 --> 00:01:15.450 align:middle line:90% This is poetry. 00:01:15.450 --> 00:01:16.830 align:middle line:90% Callense la boca. 00:01:16.830 --> 00:01:18.570 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:18.570 --> 00:01:19.620 align:middle line:90% "Davy." 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:23.565 align:middle line:84% I'm going to read it again until I get it right. 00:01:23.565 --> 00:01:25.890 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:25.890 --> 00:01:28.800 align:middle line:84% And after that I'm going to read it another time. 00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:33.210 align:middle line:84% "One day, Davy whispered the way he had never before, 00:01:33.210 --> 00:01:37.500 align:middle line:84% something he wanted to show me in his Aunt's bedroom 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:41.070 align:middle line:84% where he took out her big, black brassiere. 00:01:41.070 --> 00:01:44.640 align:middle line:84% Halloween came and the neighborhood boys 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:48.900 align:middle line:84% tripped and stumbled down streets, alleys, 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:51.690 align:middle line:84% and our mother's old dresses, wearing 00:01:51.690 --> 00:01:55.440 align:middle line:90% lipstick, rouge, cursing. 00:01:55.440 --> 00:01:56.130 align:middle line:90% His idea." 00:01:56.130 --> 00:02:00.510 align:middle line:90% 00:02:00.510 --> 00:02:05.500 align:middle line:84% Yeah, not too-- people were not happy about that. 00:02:05.500 --> 00:02:06.000 align:middle line:90%