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"Jane."

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Jane was an interesting
person because as you'll see,

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she wore nylons and you
weren't supposed to wear nylons

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in school and we were more
than happy to volunteer

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our services as our nun
went down the road checking

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the girls for nylons, you know.

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But-- but she never
allowed us to do that.

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"Jane."

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"The girls weren't
allowed to wear nylons,

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so every morning of the
ninth grade, sister Ruth

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would go up and down the aisles
feeling their legs spurning

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angrily our offers of help.

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Jane had legs skinny
as a ballpoint pen,

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even the smallest size of
nylons hung loosely wrinkled.

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Nevertheless, every
morning found Sister having

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to send her out of the room.

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Otherwise, she was everything
a good Catholic girl should

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have been."

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