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Seventy five more to go.

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[LAUGHTER]

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You know, I'll read
you the Uncle Rudy poem

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that Mr. Palmer mentioned.

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True story.

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"What Uncle Rudy hates
most is the thought

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of turning $1 bill loose.

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Of allowing a penny a
breath of fresh air.

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Nickels and dimes
grow so sick and tired

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of each other living in
his pocket for decades.

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So it's not
surprising he came up

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with his own cure for
back pain instead of

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going to see the chiropractor.

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He had one of his sons hang him
from his feet like a shark down

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on his luck, but the rope
slipped and Uncle Rudy

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landed on his head.

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He got up smiling, however, he
dusted himself off and said,

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ya me siento mejor.

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He was feeling better already."

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