WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.125 align:middle line:90% I wrote this one for Jems. 00:00:01.125 --> 00:00:02.250 align:middle line:90% It's called "The Map Room." 00:00:02.250 --> 00:00:10.642 align:middle line:90% 00:00:10.642 --> 00:00:12.350 align:middle line:84% Many characters wander through this poem. 00:00:12.350 --> 00:00:16.820 align:middle line:84% One you might not recognize is actress Maria Felix 00:00:16.820 --> 00:00:21.350 align:middle line:84% who's basically the Mexican Marilyn Monroe. 00:00:21.350 --> 00:00:22.610 align:middle line:90% Kind of a remarkable actress. 00:00:22.610 --> 00:00:24.320 align:middle line:90% You can track down the movies. 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:28.980 align:middle line:90% 00:00:28.980 --> 00:00:31.170 align:middle line:84% "We moved into a house with six rooms-- 00:00:31.170 --> 00:00:34.950 align:middle line:84% the Bedroom, the Map Room, the Vegas Room, 00:00:34.950 --> 00:00:38.080 align:middle line:84% Cities in the Flood Plains, the West, and the Room 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:40.830 align:middle line:90% Which Contains All of Mexico. 00:00:40.830 --> 00:00:43.890 align:middle line:84% We honeymooned in the Vegas Room where lounge acts 00:00:43.890 --> 00:00:46.440 align:middle line:90% wasted our precious time. 00:00:46.440 --> 00:00:48.120 align:middle line:84% Then there was the junta's high command, 00:00:48.120 --> 00:00:50.160 align:middle line:84% sick dogs of the Map Room, heel-prints 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:54.870 align:middle line:84% everywhere, pushing model armies into the unfurnished West. 00:00:54.870 --> 00:00:58.380 align:middle line:84% At night, stories of their abandoned homes 00:00:58.380 --> 00:01:00.780 align:middle line:84% in the Cities in the Flood Plains, 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:03.690 align:middle line:84% how they had loved each other mercilessly in rusting cars, 00:01:03.690 --> 00:01:06.360 align:middle line:90% until the drive-in went under. 00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:08.520 align:middle line:84% From the bedroom we called the decorator 00:01:08.520 --> 00:01:10.710 align:middle line:90% and demanded a figurehead. 00:01:10.710 --> 00:01:13.620 align:middle line:84% The one true diva to be had in all of Mexico-- 00:01:13.620 --> 00:01:16.320 align:middle line:84% Maria Felix, star of The Devourer, 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:19.320 align:middle line:90% star of The Lady General. 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:23.220 align:middle line:84% Nightly in Vegas, "It's Not Unusual" or the Sex Pistols 00:01:23.220 --> 00:01:24.720 align:middle line:90% medley. 00:01:24.720 --> 00:01:27.000 align:middle line:84% Nothing ever comes back from the West. 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.510 align:middle line:84% It's a one-way door, a one-shot deal, the one room we never 00:01:30.510 --> 00:01:32.370 align:middle line:90% slept in together. 00:01:32.370 --> 00:01:35.910 align:middle line:84% My wife wants to rename it The Ugly Truth. 00:01:35.910 --> 00:01:38.490 align:middle line:84% I love my wife for her wonderful, light, creamy, 00:01:38.490 --> 00:01:40.680 align:middle line:90% highly reflective skin. 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:43.470 align:middle line:84% If there's an illumination from the submerged cities, 00:01:43.470 --> 00:01:45.180 align:middle line:90% that's her. 00:01:45.180 --> 00:01:48.930 align:middle line:84% She suspects me of certain acts involving Maria Felix. 00:01:48.930 --> 00:01:51.450 align:middle line:90% The gambling debts mount. 00:01:51.450 --> 00:01:53.820 align:middle line:84% But when she sends the junta off to bed, 00:01:53.820 --> 00:01:55.980 align:middle line:84% we rendezvous in the Map Room and sprawl 00:01:55.980 --> 00:01:59.940 align:middle line:84% across the new world with our heads to the West. 00:01:59.940 --> 00:02:02.490 align:middle line:84% I sing her romantic melodies from the Room 00:02:02.490 --> 00:02:05.310 align:middle line:84% Which Contains All of Mexico, tunes 00:02:05.310 --> 00:02:09.690 align:middle line:84% which keep arriving like heaven, in waves of raw data. 00:02:09.690 --> 00:02:12.060 align:middle line:84% Though I wrote none of the songs myself 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:16.610 align:middle line:84% and can't pronounce them, these are my greatest hits." 00:02:16.610 --> 00:02:19.000 align:middle line:90%