WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.020 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.020 --> 00:00:03.270 align:middle line:84% Now this poem, when I wrote it at Irvine, 00:00:03.270 --> 00:00:05.340 align:middle line:84% I was sick for a while the first year 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:09.990 align:middle line:84% I went there because my teachers hated the poems I 00:00:09.990 --> 00:00:11.100 align:middle line:90% wrote after I got there. 00:00:11.100 --> 00:00:13.620 align:middle line:84% Before I got there, they liked my stuff. 00:00:13.620 --> 00:00:14.920 align:middle line:90% Then they hated them. 00:00:14.920 --> 00:00:18.600 align:middle line:84% They gave me a real hard time, so I couldn't write, well, 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:20.280 align:middle line:90% from October to December. 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:23.850 align:middle line:84% And this poem, the teacher liked short poems. 00:00:23.850 --> 00:00:26.070 align:middle line:84% And if you turned in a long poem, 00:00:26.070 --> 00:00:28.110 align:middle line:84% he'd say, well, I like short poems. 00:00:28.110 --> 00:00:30.270 align:middle line:84% That was the sort of criticism we'd get. 00:00:30.270 --> 00:00:35.850 align:middle line:84% And he said this sounded like Thomas Hardy's poetry. 00:00:35.850 --> 00:00:37.350 align:middle line:90% I've changed it a little. 00:00:37.350 --> 00:00:41.580 align:middle line:84% It's called "The Corpse Hauler's Elegy." 00:00:41.580 --> 00:00:44.220 align:middle line:84% "Beside the river, I stopped the wagon, 00:00:44.220 --> 00:00:48.210 align:middle line:84% loaded with the plague dead, and have a drink. 00:00:48.210 --> 00:00:51.690 align:middle line:84% I fill my mouth and swallow slowly, 00:00:51.690 --> 00:00:54.900 align:middle line:90% then climb back into my seat. 00:00:54.900 --> 00:00:58.830 align:middle line:84% The old horse drops one turd, another. 00:00:58.830 --> 00:01:02.500 align:middle line:84% Corpses, I give you these flowers." 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:03.000 align:middle line:90%