That was a joke.
This is called The Killing Trees.
There is one tree for every person.
And the trees have all started falling on the person they've
grown tall to fall on.
Crushing their people's skulls into the ground.
I take a train to the forest and stand before the tallest tree.
It's time I tell it.
But it keeps standing.
When I try chopping it down, a cloud
falls on me and then a burning airplane.
And then my mother and my father.
And then more burning airplanes.