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That was a joke.

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This is called
The Killing Trees.

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There is one tree
for every person.

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And the trees have all started
falling on the person they've

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grown tall to fall on.

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Crushing their people's
skulls into the ground.

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I take a train to the forest and
stand before the tallest tree.

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It's time I tell it.

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But it keeps standing.

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When I try chopping
it down, a cloud

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falls on me and then
a burning airplane.

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And then my mother
and my father.

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And then more burning airplanes.

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