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This last one.

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[LAUGHTER]

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King Prion --Hooooooooo
wolf whistled and Cadillac'd

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into the canyon wall,
red river at blood

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set mad as a stripped tendon.

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Senator Mouse Catch and four
faces from the mountaintop--

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Ol' Diabolical Engine,
Old Granite, Old Labial,

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and Old Archdiocesal
Ironsides frowned down

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upon today's fever index.

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Rocky spotted cat scratch,
car crash, car wash,

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and Scotchgarded SUV off-
gassing into the afterlife,

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its upright family cargo.

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I'm one-half lab rat,
into the shingle Gravel

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tamps down my pink
eyes Grout clads

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my clawhammer, my inner
awl and my petite piston

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as I strive for
a burial berth in

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the afterlife, low-slung
motel, mid-road trip,

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mid-Lincoln Continental Divide.

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The drain first clock,
then counterclockwise.

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The exhaust fan, its
Nicorette filter wise,

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the rodent- dropping
whirr of its hard drive."

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Wow.

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[APPLAUSE]

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